Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 7hYep. Also cut myself in a way that would still show up on a zoom meeting two hours later. 020
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm at Starbucks I'm at Chipotle I'm at the combination Starbucks and Chipotle 1230
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Likely repurchases specific consumable products" Wow. Stunningly specific. They've absolutely nailed me as a human who runs out of things and needs to get more of them, a remarkable and unique experience, to be sure. 172
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I enjoy having galleries to myself and discovering more obscure (and often more personally interesting) pieces. 010
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now I want to see a version of the armor that's nothing but all of the bad design choices. 140
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am trying to ignore the tuba but it is so very loud. 000
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love the moment in these where, for lack of a better phrase, the bass drops. 2512
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You're the perfect audience for the 35 hour Logistics movie. 010
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's "Do you lift, bro?" for people who very likely do not lift. 0100
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Truth: "OK" Lie: "Hmm. That doesn't seem right. Want to try again?" Doubt: "YOU FILTHY LIAR! I WILL LOCK YOU UP! I WILL LOCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY UP! NONE OF YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR 1000 YEARS!" 130
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a palette cleanser, here is an actual medieval Spanish carving of St. Jerome's cat not letting him get any work done. 1300
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I will find the man who put the bomp in the bomp-sh'bomp-sh'bomp, and he will pay for what he's done." 0100
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDennis IasipAlt: Dennis from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" explaining his eponymous plan where he's really fucking creepy 030
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I want to know whether she noped out after Episode 1 or if she got to the part where he has spider legs. 150
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure, they transgressed, but was it really necessary to throw putti grenades at them? 000
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time I make bread it looks like a tumor and has the density of a wrestling mat. 040
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Pickle slice for scale" is the new "Banana for scale". 000
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtube.comThe Simpsons Anti-Tiger RockYouTube video by megamasterdrive 010
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHoratio CsiAlt: David Caruso, having just said something pithy, walks away from an exploding car while putting his sunglasses on. A subtitle scrolls across the bottom of the screen, exclaiming "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" 030
Reposted by Eli BalinBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381722846
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's a half-scale portrait of Starro the Conqueror across the whole dome. 010
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Elven Court can go to YouTube like the rest of us. I'm busy helping a hedge wizard count the rocks in front of his house. 010
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtu.be8 Hours of Whale Sounds Deep Underwater for Sleep and RelaxationYouTube video by Jason Lewis - Mind Amend 100
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's a dialect spoken exclusively by beer wenches and pickle salesmen at renaissance fairs. 090
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I, too, am optimistic about my chances against a corpse. 030
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So Gail, you're walking alone in a desert. It's high noon, and there isn't a cloud in the sky. You see a tortoise by the side of the road. It's on its back, legs kicking in the air. It can't turn itself over. But you're not helping it. Why aren't you helping it, Gail? 150
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can see it a bit for a few seconds, at the parts where the middle of the ties are buried. 000
Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anakin was one self-serving outburst away from being dubbed "Darth Sipid". 1120
Reposted by Eli BalinChapps @chapps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The original Mr. Peanut! 🥜 At first glance, this Moche ceramic stirrup-spout bottle looks like a figure wearing a hooded cloak. Amazing details and color. THEN you look at the back … he’s a peanut! Peanuts are native to South America and have been used in their cuisine for millennia. 🏺 1/ 📸 me 110427
