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yay blake. hello hi. fiction and website: catboy.club newtype.itch.io <-- zines here

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seaman plushies!!!!
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 29/09/2026
this isn't really reflective of me listening to Allan Holdsworth's The Sixteen Men Of Tain or random Pantera songs but that's okay
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 29/09/2026
this is kinda what im on
my last.fm chart allegedly
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 29/09/2026
"you even live in a basement like he was locked in one, and you hate it."
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 29/09/2026
re-reading my favorite novel
the beginning of a LiveJournal post titled uuuuungngggg
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Diskette Press @ A2CAF @diskettepress.com · 28/09/2026
Hey Diskette Fans! This is your first notice that we're putting together a fundraiser anthology for a new Riso. Sign up here for launch info. More details to come in the coming weeks, this is gonna be a good one. diskettepress.com/pages/belove...
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Beloved! A Riso Fundraiser Anthology
Help Diskette Press get a new Risograph by picking up a new anthology featuring work by artists you know and love.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I Played Street Fighter In Search of Enemies
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Luke :) @lukejsuth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thrilled to have a story out in @therumpus.net today about poisoning yourself on the internet getting turned on by what you fear
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 21/09/2026
Kimba the White Lion on VHS
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 15/09/2026
from "The Terrible We" by Cameron Awkward-Rich
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yes i stole candy from your baby do you have any idea how bad candy is for babies
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Ok hi new people have some of my art, here's The Orphaner
All photos are of a scrap metal sculpture of a quadrupedal animal in a low crouch with a lamp held by its tail
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/6276 『HARIO MINIATURE COLLECTION ver.3』発売!コーヒー器具たちが本物そっくりなミニチュアフィギュアになりました HARIO MINIATURE COLLECTION ver.3 is now on sale! Coffee equipment has been transformed into incredibly lifelike miniature figures. #ガチャポン #gachapon
『HARIO MINIATURE COLLECTION ver.3』
ラインナップ<1>コーヒーサイファン はな<2>テクニカ<3>コーヒーミル・コラム<4>V60レンジサーバー600クリア<5>V60ドリップケトル・ヴォーノヘアラインシル
HARIO MINIATURE COLLECTION ver.3 
 Lineup: <1> Coffee Syfan Hana <2> Technica <3> Coffee Mill Column <4> V60 Range Server 600 Clear <5> V60 Drip Kettle Buono Hairline Silver
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 12/09/2026
what did Nancy mean by that
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 12,1947
P1- NANCY IS VERY UPSET WHEN SHE SEES A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY MISTREATING HIS DOG BY PULLING TO HARD ON ITS LEASH 

NANCY: HE'S ALWAYS SO MEAN TO HIS DOG ---GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HYPNOTIC
POWERS
P2- NANCY HYPNOTIZES THE BOY 
NANCY: ABBA DABBA-BOOLA ZAM
P3- NANCY HYPNOTIZES THE DOG
NANCY : ABBA DABBA--BOOLA ZAM
P4- NOW WE SEE THE BOY WEARING THE LEASH, AND WALKING ON ALL FOURS 
BEING LEAD DOWN THE STREET BY HIS DO
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 12/09/2026
cold medicine inner monolog is a DJ with an airhorn who speaks in triad riddles
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Glittertooth @ pilk 🍉 @glittertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trying to capture the essence of going to someone's place and they have a really saggy cat
Cat
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 11/09/2026
i understand the concept of frylock now
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11/09/2026
Kill the elf that bedevils you
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 11/09/2026
cant stop thinking about the biggest, greasiest bag of fries ive ever had in my life from yesterday
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Caves of Qud Made Me Love Love
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Hourly Gerard Way @hourlygerard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gerard Way tweet

*secretly wishes to be LARPing as a wood elf with a nerf bow*
1:27 PM • Jul 12, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 10/09/2026
if i pull this one off it will be huge
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 10/09/2026
writing a new short story about really awful people
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Strong men make weak times. Weak men make strong cheese. Strong chease make chease whease. And chease whease make pees dees.
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 10/09/2026
knuckle tattoo idea
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 08/09/2026
nathan fielder has so effortlessly slid into the persona of "what if the grungler was werner herzog was james from silent hill 2"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You’ll get just got to believe man
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 02/09/2026
6...7! gravitys-rainbow.pynchonwiki.com/wiki/index.p...
gravitys-rainbow.pynchonwiki.com
Sixes and Sevens - Thomas Pynchon Wiki
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 02/09/2026
i don't think anyone would ever let this happen again to put it frankly
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 02/09/2026
the stairs that kill you
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 02/09/2026
finished gravity's rainbow. how did he do all that.
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 30/08/2026
i want to know about him
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There’s a story, where I come from. “A Warning” is an 8-page comic drawn by @doctop.bsky.social and written by myself. You can read it in its entirety below, or purchase a high-res .pdf for a price of your choosing at the link (process edition available for $6USD): hagaipalevsky.itch.io/a-warning
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 17/08/2026
need to read all my domestic food recall posts to fall asleep
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 13/08/2026
where did they get the idea for pretzels
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 13/08/2026
i always end up going for 1 day at the last minute to grab my books and dip but if you wanna say hi lmk
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 13/08/2026
oh i forgot SPX was so soon. well.
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Alex Fraioli @pitohui.org · 13/08/2026
Henry Rollins-ass curry
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 13/08/2026
be free
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FANTASY/AVATAUR.GIF
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good Morning
Blue Lupe mascot from early 2000s with arms raised up, indoors in someone’s home.
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 27/07/2026
writing a new novel because the one I finished was cringe
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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 27/07/2026
Desperate Living (1977) is the greatest movie ever made
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just wanted to share this with you all today
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