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simón.simón 🇨🇦

@elevenothree.bsky.social
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That’s not apple sauce in your panties, honey. That’s the real tea
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Kirsty⭐ @kirsty.yogscast.com · 09/07/2025
bugs are so small. how do they even find each other
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Jeff @pinot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
That was an episode of drag race
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ben :) @tenacioustwink.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
i’ve become a person who flosses daily….is the prefrontal cortex finally gracing me with her presence
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
if there’s anything in life you can be sure of is that someone will comment on the most AI video there ever was asking if it’s AI
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
bsky still just doesn’t hit the same as Twitter did. Even Twitter itself doesn’t anymore 😞
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zoë @zoextine.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
could rlly go for a cracker rn
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
how do people just have the PERFECT memes saved on their phones all the time, isn’t it exhausting?
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 13/05/2025
I don’t know where people get cool clothes
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is off topic, don't hate me, But Jesus died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Satan, And gave us the holy spirit. He is the king. Spreading the gospel. Jk I’m a heathen who is tired of seeing these comments on every tiktok
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Some things should stay in the past. (I’m talking about Oblivion)
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Jeff @pinot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
We’re recycling the twink death prompt? Again? Have we not learned from the past?
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"twink death" [before picture they're already muscled tf out]
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
we ALL know who won that lip sync 🤭
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/04/2025
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Today feels like a Friday and I REEEEALLY don’t want to work 😅
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’m just finishing book 7 of a ~20+ book saga that I want to finish by the end of 2025 and OOOFF. I’m already upset that I won’t ever be able to experience these for a first time again 🤯 #cosmere #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #mistborn
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You cannot convince me that Lady Gaga’s outfit inspo for her Coachella set wasn’t this
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m so over the back and forth weather, if this keeps up I’m gonna do something drastic
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just LOOOOOVE losing all this money in my investments. It’s my kink and I’ve never been so turned on.
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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🎃Scarlett the Vampire Slayer🎃 @dialancea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Feel like I've just been going through the motions a lot lately, work sleep, work, sleep
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#8 is all millennials throwing the ✌️ for photos
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Vera 🔮💻 @veravtuber.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Hidden Beef Village @professorbeef.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This Calvin & Hobbes strip honestly explains it better than I could:
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 07/03/2025
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Jeff @pinot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Kathy Griffin was right
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ZacharyisWackary @zacharyiswackary.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Road trip
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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homietron.bsky.social @homietron.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I need a new tattoo like crazy but I have zero clue what to get 😩
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If Carolyn lets Danielle convince her it’s gonna be the last decision she makes. DONT DO IT GIRLYPOP #traitorsus
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
if you haven’t puked in an Uber have you really even lived?
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not me just today remembering that I’ve seen Kendrick live literally 10 years ago when I had no idea who he was 💀
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I love Carolyn as a traitor. She’s SSOOO entertaining to watch #traitorsus
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trump: when you can’t be a good leader, just act like a King.
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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The Doom Gloom is getting soooo bad this week
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blair @pterodaustro.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
why do so many people pronounce "nuclear" like "nucular". its not like its spelled in a way where it makes sense to read it that way. i dont understand
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Doechii: It’s a sunny day! The gang’s all here! No chip on my shoulder. Me: It’s gloomy af! I’m home alone! I’m upset! We’re just built different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Im so glad that my fyp is finally full of Canadian politics
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
tfw you gotta shit but also are late to a meeting
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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yeah I’m hung. Hunging on by a thread
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
stocks are just boy astrology
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Guy I was talking to today says he loves Trump and his policies. I ask him to describe a single policy that he supports. “Well I don’t really know too much details” These are the types of people that infuriate me the most.
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hump dayyy 🍑
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 22/01/2025
Tale as old as time
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simón.simón 🇨🇦 @elevenothree.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
…did… Musk just do a Nazi Salute as part of his speech????
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