Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 12/09/2025She is completely useless, just like all of our leaders in Cascadia. 110
Reposted by Elyfoxpotato 🦊🥔 @foxpotato.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Remember when 2 democrats got assassinated and they were gloating about it? 0459
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 10/09/2025NO limits on firearms are "common sense" when this kind of admin is in power. Kindly fuck off. 010
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Where was this man at the time of the shooting? Just asking questions! 031
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 10/09/2025This is what happens when you divide and pit a people against each other. Sometimes when you fuck around, you find out. Not to say this kind of climate is good (it's not) but this should hardly be surprising to ANYBODY. 020
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Ngl I don't like those cameras that move when the creator does. Call me old-fashioned but I just prefer a stationary viewing experience. 010
Reposted by ElySpice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Did you know it's legal to say "an Elbit arms manufacturing plant in Bristol has closed its doors after months of targeting from Palestine Action". But it'd ILLEGAL to follow that with "what incredible work from those heroes". That'd be an offence under the Terrorism Act of 2000. Don't say that! 112457633
Reposted by ElyThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2025Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy theonion.comFree-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being HappyCONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st... 15963119
Reposted by Elyonion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2025it’s pretty funny americans consistently decide to elect a republican every other election to just completely fuck everything up 532099149
Reposted by ElyLucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Anti-masonic conspiracy theories are so funny to me. Like, you're really gonna tell me the world is secretly run by these guys? Come on now. 291
Reposted by ElyThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2025Shocking New Epstein Video Shows Pictures Moving All On Their Own theonion.com/shocking-new-epstein-v… 8133088
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Gun bans or restrictions are not anything we should be pushing for under this administration. The fascists already have guns, do you think us not also having them is a good idea right now? Sorry, not sorry. Call me callous. Idc. I'd rather the Fourth Reich not be in charge of gun laws. 010
Reposted by ElyAncommie 🏴 🏳️🌈 @ancommiey.bsky.social · 30/08/2025The numbers speak for themselves 1143
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 30/08/2025My homeland should consider this! Sever as many ties with the federals as possible. 010
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 28/08/2025How many times must Democrats be utterly betrayed by the DNC before they realize that the party is not to be trusted? 010
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The federal government does not care about Cascadian lives, plain and simple. They didn't care in 1806, they didn't care in 1855, they didn't care in 1968, they didn't care in 2020, and they sure as hell aren't about to start now. 020
Reposted by ElyConstant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2025ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?seattletimes.comFederal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfireFederal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire. 30365412805
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Oust Tina Kotek, oust Bob Ferguson, oust Brad Little. Arrest the traitors, replace them with loyalists. And then secede. FIGHT. 010
Reposted by ElyLucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Civil rights lawyers every time the US government tries to ban flag burning: 0151
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 26/08/2025It makes me so unbelievably angry that my homeland doesn't even have anyone with half as much balls as this. 020
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 21/08/2025If Democrats end up putting Gavin Newsom in as the 2028 nominee because he's funny on Twitter then I'm sorry they deserve the feeling of betrayal they'll feel when he just does more Clinton and Obama bullshit. He HAS a record, yknow. 030
Reposted by ElyDax̱sim-hitkw 🇵🇸🏳️🌈 @redblackguard.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Once again, the Canadian identity boils down to "at least we aren't American". 393
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I combat your hatred of Portland with PRIDE. I combat your hatred of Idaho with PRIDE. I want to fix homelessness. You support it. I want to fix the issue of white supremacy. You support it. It's what allows you to demonize us. If you spread nothing but hate for my country, unkindly fuck off. 020
Reposted by ElyThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/08/2025Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Childtheonion.comAlan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him ChildWEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor for refusing to sell him a child. “This is an affront to the principles of the free market,” said the 86-year-old attorney, who can be […] 19068881087
Reposted by ElyMeatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Breaking News: Centrist rising star democratic congressman Meatball Bloomberg sits down with Anderson Cooper to discuss the need for a two state solution between Russia and Ukraine 122
Reposted by Elyacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025i don't need ai friends. i have plenty of online federal agent sock puppet friends 1645
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Im so tired of lefties talking about the same 2019/2022 talking points OVER and OVER and fucking OVER again. Don't y'all ever get sick of it? 010
Reposted by ElyMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/08/2025The price of vegetables rose 38.9% in July. 481304495
Reposted by ElyLucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 13/08/2025WE'LL FIND THE GERMAN BATTLESHIP THAT'S MAKIN' SUCH A FUSS WE GOTTA SINK THE BISMARCK 'CAUSE THE WORLD DEPENDS ON US YEAH HIT THE DECKS A-RUNNIN' BOYS AND SPIN THOSE GUNS AROUND WHEN WE FIND THE BISMARCK WE GOTTA CUT HER DOWN 0142
Ely @eleschii.bsky.social · 13/08/2025By the way, any Cascadian governors not attempting to strengthen ties with other Cascadian states as well as ties with the BC gov't, and moving forward to seek further autonomy for ourselves away from DC and Ottawa (ultimately resulting in secession) is, in fact, a traitor and should be ousted. 120
Reposted by ElyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/08/2025Like clockwork, the minute someone starts spewing transphobic garbage, they also start giving their garbage takes on supporting Israel. 48944147
Reposted by ElyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I've seen discourse you people wouldn't believe 2236393717
Reposted by Elyvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025the cuomo brothers are two elderly men who say shit like "just wait until my father hears about this" about their dad who died 10 years ago 442438
Reposted by ElyThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/08/2025Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet theonion.com/despera...theonion.comDesperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down ToiletWASHINGTON—In a frantic bid to dispose of damaging evidence amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with the late child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a desperate President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to flush a 14-year-old masseuse down the toilet Tuesday. “Oh Christ, c’mon, Ashley, don’t get stuck—uh, just gimme one second in here!” Trump said as […] 372491357
Reposted by Elyacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025jeffrey epstein did kill himself but only because he couldn't bear to testify against his best friend 2965
