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Wizard In Black

@electricwiz.bsky.social
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I am a man that’s made of meat. You’re on the internet looking at feet. I hate almost everything that i see. And i just want to disappear.

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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 15h
I can contribute to horny Bluesky. For example I think single dudes in their 30’s who don’t try to date older women are fucking mental. They have such sights to show you. Experienced women will do things to you that you couldn’t believe the human body could achieve.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 16h
Bluesky at Night is filthy my guy. I think I just saw someone shoving a big spatula looking object in their pussy. I know the economy is hard but there has to be better options. Unless you’re flipping pancakes in there.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone went goblin mode.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Must be annoying to be a vampire with a foot fetish. Because not only you got to let the food invite you in, but somehow get them to remove their shoes and socks for a full ankle bite to eat and get your rizz on. If at any point you make it weird before getting your snack on, uninvited, you're out.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When it's busy at the pharmacy and everyone is standing around waiting for their turn.
joe biden
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want to have unlimited fun, just type "CIA" on Internet Archive and read whatever schizo goldmine you'll come across.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Canadian Patriotism doesn't look right to me. It's like when someone keep talking about the expensive shit they own. I'm happy too that my parents decided to fuck here. Shut up about it, like usual. When you rob it in everyone's face that we have free healthcare you make us all look like assholes.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all gotta stop sending money to random cash apps accounts with a sad story. I'm seeing the most obvious scams on earth and people in the comments like "just donated" like.... you guys are too nice lmao.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who needs CGI, they put stripes on a hyena and called it a werewolf. Genius.
werewolf in 1922's nosferatu
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"quick some food i have to go on to count orlok's castle"
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man holding thumb up with flames and text "soldiers of satan"
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mr. Knock with a page of the Necronomicon circa 1920.
Mr Knock in nosferatu holding a paper with symbols
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There were multiple moments during PRIMETIME where I didn’t know whether to laugh or recoil in disgust. So much of it is going to stick with me for a long time.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alan Wake’s American Nightmare wasn’t so bad. It’s pretty short and cheaply made but like the remedy sauce is there. 6/10
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I buy holiday puff pastries packs and eat the whole thing by myself. I dont give a fuck about your rules, i wont do what you tell me. If i want to eat 8 buffalo cheese bites, 8 marinara pizza bites and 8 little soufflé things that taste like hamburgers in September. I’m going to do it.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wesker says


@DFEAZY• 1d
Replying to @X×ZippertitsxX
You've clearly never paid attention to a single RE game if you think Umbrella are
Bumbling idiots
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Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything about GTA VI's marketing campaign feels like it's tailor-made for people who finance everything on Kalshi
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A shot glass, a fanny pack, corny glasses and a dollar store mirror. 4 hundos. 4 fucking hundos
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Airbagged with a new banger.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Je suis pas nécessairement souverainiste mais mon vote va au PQ. PSPP mérite une shot. #polqc
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Patrice Roy c’est tellement un bon animateur #polqc
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want some Pope drip.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Purge but only people who ever owned an NFT.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Purge but only dudes who think 7am is a reasonable hour to start a chainsaw to cut some firewood.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The purge but only dudes who write « who? » under a post about a person they don’t know.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe it with my boomer meme game but i’m still technically a young adult.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Towlie Gets a Little High in South Park
Alt: Towlie Gets a Little High in South Park
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never seen a chud say Alan Woke. I mean it’s right there.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HelloooooooooooOooo
Dougie twin peaks
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesse Watters is literally just Conan O'Brien’s evil twin.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like
A fucked up CRT bleed half image of Robocop and the word "Fuck"
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The night he came, home
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do erotic writers call it a anuscript
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This isn’t your log. #alanwake
Lamp lady
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dune 3 looks pretty good.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry if i speak so much about video games I kinda got obsessed by the Alan Wake universe there. Stopped watching horror movies for the last week lol. This stuff is good storytelling.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quantum Break was great. The countermeasure is kind of a macguffin tho. Unless I missed it they don’t really explain how it works.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Actors who do games are always being patronized to in celebrity’s podcasts like : “so you do video games, how was it, you put the suit with the funny balls right? Hahaha” Why are we still doing this. Marvel movies are filmed in warehouses with blue walls, it’s just what acting is now.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can’t stop.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Six Flags, what have you done? 😂 This is Knott’s Berry Farm’s new season of Knott’s Scary Farm entertainment and omg.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If blusky is dying then explain our thriving artist community
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a whole bag of perogies. I dint believe in throwing food out. Oh boy that’s shit ton of mashed potaters
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Immensely disappointed by my first perogie ever. It’s just a bite of mashed potatoes. How did I expect anything else. It’s weird food i’m not sure why it’s a thing.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a roll of tp next to my computer for allergies but i just realized how it looks for litterally everyone else.
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Wizard In Black @electricwiz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing the Remedy games I never played. Finished Control and the DLC yesterday, starting Quantum Break. Man it’s really cool, took me half a day to configure it so it’s smooth on modern hardware but man i’m having a blast. I love cinema so the little tv show between every act is such a nice idea.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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