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You made fun of me for being bald once on Twitter and now seeing you for the first time I’m realizing you were just projecting your insecurities onto me. Tbh, I kinda pity you now.

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 6h

I’m gonna SCREAMP this dude asked on Twitter once if anyone had taken a dick bigger than his. I replied “yes, by several inches” he told me to stop lying and called me bald and ugly. He’s does a face reveal finally and HES BALD AND UGLY??? oh how the turntables table…

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 7h

Oh☺️☺️yours is really pretty

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 7h

what if when u died, instead of seeing ur life flash before ur eyes, you had to hear back anything you ever said while you were horny

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 8h

I got new pens to match the aesthetics of Folklore Forest’s provided decorations.(I named them all lol)

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 12h

Understandably. Have a good day.

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 12h

It’s 92°F right now. “Landlord” decided we needed a new AC/Heater installed so until waiting til it’s cooler outside, he’s doing it now. They have to run the heater while doing it for a while so it’s about 100°f INSIDE (feels like idk for sure)

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 14h

I’m playing a solo journaling TTRPG I saw advertised on ig called Folklore Forest. You play by drawing from a deck of cards you only shuffle once. Each draw take you in to the forest where you’re given a prompt, and something to make (along with occasional other mechanics). This is my first page :)

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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 10/10/2026

I love watching men get naked and have sex

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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I believe I’m already on record with this, but sign me up for monster dick year round tbh

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ🙂‍↕️

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AtlasRevire @atlasrevire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Decision. Jock and humpday cause we love a two for one

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Matt Damon is 56. That time he met Prince:

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay but like he’s got a great ass

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Caught a shiny Trubbish and a shiny Fletchling today!

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Aika 🦉 @aikasorart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

White Mask Varre | Elden Ring 🥀 #eldenring #art #fanart

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Don’t worry, she got some hahahah

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mortadella Sandwiches with fries for dinner tonight! This was Anthony Bourdaon’s favorite sandwich.

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like Zenyatta’s a lot lol

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It really is. When i think of High Fashion i think of Schiaparelli Matereis Fecales, Balenciaga. this is just…. Expensive Sportswear, the Game™️.

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

NOT YOU *casts rickets on you*

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🌱Lore @amaretta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🌸Print Store is back open! www.lorenala-art.com/shop Next shipping date: November 2/3

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Inna Vjuzhanina 🇺🇦 @innavjuzhanina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Flower card teaser for the next character in the series. Can you guess who? 😏❤️‍🔥 #flamelily

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

OMG I was a big time Ygal user

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Alright yall!! I’m making my October watchlist for Horror movies! Despite loving horror, I rarely have the attention span to watch movies so I wanna catch up on some stuff from like the past 3-4 years but any older favorites are good too! Help me out!

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

LMAO just went into a Hyperspace Hole with NO sparkling power and found a shiny Audino AND a shiny Buneary

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today I booted up Legends ZA, took maybe 20 steps and heard the shiny sound. I darted into the nearest wild zone to find it and found a shiny Helioptile. As I approached it it made the sound again and then a second time, must’ve glitched. NOPE!! After I caught it I turned around to see a shiny Aron.

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Name: Justin / Jorty Age: 39 (in 4 days) Area: DFW Pronouns: He / Him Color: Pink Fav Music: Evanescence, Lady Gaga, Celine Dion, Post-Hardcore Fav Authors: Anne Rice, HP Lovecraft, Likes: Pokemon, Elden Ring, Journaling, Writing, Embroidering, my dog, Collecting fragrances, Vampires, drawing

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scene: Mom and I are watching a true crime reenactment Me: DAYUMN! That actor’s wig-line is harder than I am during a Jai Courtney nude scene! Mom: EXCUSE ME?!

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A Telegram bot lecturing me on authenticity is hilarious

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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

let's hold hands

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Sir Cumcise @eldensage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Very saddened to learn of the passing of @clickgate.bsky.social because they’re dead to me after not reacting to my Elden Ring x Pokemon post that I worked so hard on 😭😔

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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Started as a little study and became another one of the 'Secret Society of Unpractical Headpieces in Space' series (that still does not exist) 🪐

Illustration by Eleonor Piteira showing a black woman with an elaborate golden headpiece. Her hair is curly and long, she's wearing a dress, and gold and blue make up on her eyes. She is framed by a circle and behind her there is a space view with a star and small planets.

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