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Capt. Spike 2099

@spikepoint.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈. Mental health. Comics. Gaming. Sports. Slasher films. Twin Peaks. He/Him. Bay Area. Dog Dad. Millennial (but one of the old ones, obviously). Podcasts. See also: @gamebuoy.org

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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of all of the fire emblem games to not heavily feature romance elements in 😡
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1 - You have got to be fucking kidding me. 2 - I’ll take it. A win’s a win.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe it’s a personal problem, but when folks refer to things in a way that I don’t like, I don’t try to change the way they communicate. It’s just not important People who have never felt strongly enough to speak out against war, but are happy to get in your face over pronouncing things “wrong” 🤔🤣
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big this. My twenties were better than my teens, but my thirties paid off even better. And honestly? Despite living through horrors, my fourth decade has held the greatest contentment, satisfaction, and joy yet.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow, impossibly, Lanterns has become appointment viewing for the entire house. Credit where it’s due, we’re all hooked.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Christ people wanna make it such a moral imperative, what pop art you are or are not into. It’s literally just another method of influence. What you like doesn’t fucking matter, embrace literally whatever you like. As long as you’re not out there hurting people, you are 100 lol.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me in the gc after one of my irls beings up Twin Peaks
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Death Day done, cake eaten, guests left, and now the celebrant wants to watch Twin Peaks- that’s what I call a damn fine evening
A screencap of twin peaks featuring Coop, a llama, and Truman
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit I just need to vent. IF YOURE VISITING THE HOUSE OF AN IMMUNE COMPROMISED PERSON AND THE HOUSE RULES INCLUDE WEARING A MASK, don’t fucking come over if you’re gonna be a misery about wearing one.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No lies detected, but that’s where I’d wanna be lol
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Garmonbosia is blow and white claw
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My recent listens are funny rn because it’s literally in reverse order for today: Taylor Swift, Ghost, Blink 182, Cradle of Filth 🤣
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: these new Taylor songs are mostly pretty mid tbh Also me spontaneously three hours later while doing some cleaning: 🎼you never knew it was Babylon, till it was gone🎶
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Boot Nasty Bone Dancin’ (at the Cheetah) @terriblepunname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Pop Tarts and Pasta Sauce” was the debut album by Gross-73. They only had two hits, “Bedhead” and the title track, but I like their second album a lot. They write TV soundtracks now
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes, a game that I play with myself while doing the grocery shopping is, I will take two items on my list, like “blank and blank” and try to determine what an album named that would be like. Today it was “pop tarts and pasta sauce” which I’m assuming is an emo/pop punk record lol
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, my contribution to this 💿🐎 is that I used to be in hiring, and there was one department head I would sometimes have to include in the interview panel, whom would scream bloody murder (after the fact) over candidates bringing their own anything in from outside.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙🩷🛶🩷💙
a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*vibrates in excitement*
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late night thoughts: does this mean there’s a boner milspec? 🤣
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m watching Pluribus, and on the second episode, that conversation where Carol is trying to convince the others why they should care about the world is like… god damn if this isn’t a parable about living through a historic moment among an unthinking populace
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really fucking hate the phrase “purity test” at this point. Just admit that it’s inconvenient to be asked to seek to be a better, kinder person.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No this is so real. I remember one of my older brothers friends trying to convince me that Green Day was “f*g shit”specifically because of playing with Pansy Division. I was so gutted because I had previously thought that specific guy was decent 😭
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I finished Blood of Dawnwalker today, and I’m thoroughly impressed. Several plot threads moved me to Big Feels, I really enjoyed the tension presented by the time management system, all in all I had a blast; and it’s def one I’ll revisit to check out other playstyles (I was Vampirism FOCUSED, lol)
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@midnightarcadeshow.bsky.social yasssssss
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We watched the first two episodes of Widows Bay last night (that second one GOT ME a few times 🤣🤡) and what a hoot? I heard about it winning a bunch of awards after we watched it and it was like “well, yeah, that was great”
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait, chuds are mad because Mystique and Destiny are married in the Wolverine game, and this is apparently “woke video game shit” and not “Chris Claremont‘s intended Canon for like 40+ years and literal Canon for 5+” 🤣
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Aldеr @sadboy.dad · 14/09/2026
Gimli from the Lord of the rings: never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Macklemore
Legolas: what up I got a big cock
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 14/09/2026
“I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, ‘I don't take sides.’”
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 14/09/2026
Macklemore reveals Ed Sheeran and his team removed him from his tour after his Free Palestine statements: “He told me that the words ‘Free Palestine’ and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with.“
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this a good time to note that when Macklemore said 🎼walk into the club like what up, I got a big cock🎶 I chose to believe him?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think my mother in law has a celeb crush on Theo James? Every time I come upstairs to check on her lately she’s watching something with him in it 🤣 Though… I get it, tbh 👀
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright Beastmaster is level 50, and I’ve caught 43 of the 50 monsters in the game so far! 🤩 #ffxiv
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately, this isn’t a big surprise for me? After the big gameplay reveal trailer, literally nobody I saw was talking about the gameplay, it just looked like bog standard 3d action game/beat em up stuff. Oh, and also a lot of blood?
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t even mean this in a shitpost way, I bet Sony pull their support of that Kojima game after E3 because they saw it wasn’t a live service game, therefore they had no expectation that it could become an “infinite income generator”
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright, a Direct with some things that appealed to me, and some things that didn’t. Fun little collection of ads, as usual 🤩
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s 9/9. My last-minute Nintendo direct hope is something Dreamcast.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had to take the dogs for a late night walk and a pair of coyotes prowling after us in the dark scared the heck out of us! 😱😱😱
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not for nothing, but I think my favorite part of the Zelda Direct was when, in an increasing age of physical games production being treated as burdensome, Nintendo said hey here’s our a physical edition of our big holiday game with a special fancy first print cover
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got about 60 minutes in on beastmaster in FFXIV between tasks earlier, and it’s funny because for the first 30 I was like “I hate this so much” and for the second 30 I was like “oh I see why they designed this that way I love this” 🤣
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I appear to be the minority on my timeline, but I think the makeover they’ve given to ocarina of time looks pretty good, and the aesthetic seems consistent with what they’ve been aiming for since skyward sword to me, if not earlier with twilight princess TBH
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching Batman Forever with the mother in law. She enjoyed Returns more than she expected to, and I feel so sorry for the disappointment she’s about to go through 🤣
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait… did 7up change their formulas or something? I bought my usual boxes of Cherry 7up at the market this week and they had new packaging and the first one I drank I literally thought went bad? But they’re all like this and I literally hate it.
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder is one of those creators who even when his work doesn’t land for me, (though tbh that’s infrequent) I think it’s usually very valuable for its perspective. That having been said, holy moly, am I excited to see his new documentary.
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