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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 28 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)

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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 4h
having to wait for switch to charge after playing FEFW for three hours
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 4h
FEFW spoilers - - - - - I was happy that Guzran is the tutorial recruit but my smile dropped when I saw him with three supports and they’re clearly all women 💔
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Reshi🜲 @reshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Barret with two large dangerous weapons🔩 I finally added some rendering 🔥🥃 [FFVII]
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 13h
everyone should visit their local library please
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 13h
Fortune’s Weave actually has me pretty hooked, the prologue actually surprised me and now any second I’m not playing I’m just wishing I was
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 04/10/2026
at a college football and watched someone litter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The median American voter
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 03/10/2026
Beat Cynthia via War of Attrition
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 03/10/2026
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 02/10/2026
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HuffingtonPants @huffingtonpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last December I went to Ikea and thought, hey a *legally distinct* version of this would be a great location for a horror game... so I made it - Stockroom Syndrome store.steampowered.com/app/5126990/... Demo available now for free and give the full version a wishlist!
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robilwil @robilwil.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sweaty
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 02/10/2026
I haven’t reposted any porn in so long as
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 02/10/2026
me spending a lot of money lately just for kylie minogue to announce the Fever XXV re-release
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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dishwashers:
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 02/10/2026
can barely focus because steelers football is on but this beginning is nothing like what I expected but I do find it a tad heavy on the exposition
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 02/10/2026
YAAAAAAAAAY
physical copy of fire emblem fortune’s weave
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 01/10/2026
back on the indeed grind 💔
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 01/10/2026
WHAT ⁉️ DRUGS💊⁉️😱 in the RONALD🤡 MCDONALDS🍔🍟🥺
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 01/10/2026
a thread of some of my oldest photos saved in my phone I found while trying to clear space:
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 01/10/2026
me asf
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 01/10/2026
already don’t wanna watch survivor
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 30/09/2026
new phone only has half the storage of my last phone and my backed up photos used all the space...................
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 29/09/2026
That was the most miserable drive of football ever
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 28/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October.
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 27/09/2026
me posting on bsky
old pictures of the wii u social media with user “asdf” posting “ok fine im a homosexual” with 3 people giving the post a “ Yeah”
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 27/09/2026
I hate that I don’t let myself drink on sundays
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Ghouls @ghoulsart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't know Cid was gonna be in the FF15 crossover event, I couldn't stop thinking about this image knowing Cid was working on a car #FFXIV #Art
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gray @graysheartart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the guzzler
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 27/09/2026
just remembered why but I’m gonna be nice and pretend I didn’t see it
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 27/09/2026
the fact this man isn’t gay and is deeply maga is just… be fucking real
Nick Bosa for skimsNick Bosa for skimsNick Bosa for skims
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 27/09/2026
my body:
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 26/09/2026
time to read a book from the library
me in an open cartigan, tits and tummy out
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 26/09/2026
if I could get Nick Bosa pregnant, I think I could fix him
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 26/09/2026
I recently found out who the streamer “jynxzi” was and I hate to admit that I find him attractive
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 26/09/2026
guess who tipsy-bought a refurbished phone
woman with butter chicken shoe
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Taint McGhoul 👻 @dandyballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 26/09/2026
Robert Eggers Werewulf:
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 25/09/2026
love that the GB Packers got walloped, but I gotta say Jordan Love is very pretty
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 25/09/2026
me when I wake up in Versailles:
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 25/09/2026
Popstar by Tinsashe second listen starts now
doll DJ holding headphone to ear pensively “Wait… Let me listening again 😍😍😍”
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 25/09/2026
this has me in tears
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
Okay so I’m gonna give in to temptation on saturday so we’ll see what a 5-6 day load is like
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
I’m crying at this banner on their countertop
banner on the counter of a chicken spot featuring fish over rice, shrimp over rice, falafel over rice, spicy chicken sandwich, honey bbq wings, buffalo wings, and chicken tenders
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
I drove past the place by accident so I’m getting something else
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
gonna get chicken for lunch
emmymadeinjapan about to fawk up a leg of meat, smiling super big
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
My top 5 person favorite Day and Night tracks (as of now, SUBJECT TO CHANGE) 1. Motivation 2. Amalfi Coast 3. Habits of Creatures 4. Hold Me to the Light 5. Good Fine Alright
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the mom 🐄 @carlyraejepsen.gay · 24/09/2026
inspired by my mom to only pay my salliemae loan $50 a month because it’s been actually killing me for years paying them so much money
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