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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd rather shoot myself in the fucking face
Ad for a Polymarket sponsored "debate" between Andrew Yang and Scott Jennings
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s still making movies.
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hot Take: The constant problem Americans have with Taco Bell, and other Mexican adjacent foods is another sign that Americans don't get enough fiber in their diets. The other sign being the aggressively rising colon cancer diagnoses among Millennials and Gen Z
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Dan Friesen @showmestateofmind.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m about to head out on a lil trip and before I left, I found these. This was a powerful reminder that compulsively eating novelty foods isn’t always fun and games. Sometimes you see a new Oreo, and your shoulders drop and you say “let’s get this over with.” Not good
A pack of Firecracker Oreos, which are bad and have raspberry, lemon and cherry flavored cream.  Awful stuff.
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social Has anyone brought up how wild it is 4x3 and Connections had the same Category and color for it yesterday
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In this Ohio diner, a $1.7 billion slush fund is what Ryan Day needs to compete in the transfer portal. But they do know this: Democrats should have never let Trump’s IRS leak Trump’s tax returns while Trump was president.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Cthos @cthos.dev · 09/05/2026
I'll vouch for Annalise, it's a great (dark, gothic) game. Goooo, click buy: www.ndpdesign.com/annalise
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Annalise: Stories of Pain, Hunger & Redemption — ndpdesign
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Jared @jaredmcclain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
On Saturday, Leo Garcia Venegas was wrongfully detained by ICE for a 3rd time in a year. Officers followed him home; he said he’s a citizen and had his REAL ID in hand. But they didn’t care. They tackled and shackled him, no questions asked. We’ve got a hearing tomorrow on our prelim injunction.
Photo of Leo being led by five ICE agents into the back of an unmarked ICE vehicle. His hands are cuffed behind his back and he’s in leg shackles. 
5. I left the store around 7:20 a.m. and began driving home. I was approaching my house when I noticed an unmarked vehicle following me closely that appeared to be law enforcement.
6. I parked my car in front of my house and turned off the engine.
7. The officers pulled in front of my vehicle to block it in. They exited their vehicle and quickly approached my truck.
8. Without a word, the officers tried to open my driver's side door, but it was locked. Because I already experienced two immigration raids, I knew it was important to tell them I was a citizen and use my REAL. ID to prove my lawful status. So, I took out my Alabama Star ID, unlocked the door, and immediately told the officers that I am a United States citizen.
9. Still without asking me a single question or issuing any lawful commands, the officers pulled me out of my car, tackled me to the ground, and shackled me around both my arms and legs.
10. The officers did not listen when I said I was a citizen. And they showed no interest in looking at my Alabama STAR ID, even though it is a REAL. ID issued only to people who can prove their lawful status.
11. Within two minutes of when I stopped in front of my house, a few other cars arrived, including a K-9 unit with the local police.
12. There were about seven or eight officers in total surrounding me. All but two of those officers were dressed in plain clothes with tactical vests and appeared to be ICE
agents. The other two wore uniforms of the local police. At least one of the local police officers arrived with a K-9.
13. The initial stop was initiated by the ICE agents, and it was those ICE agents who took responsibility for my arrest.
14. The ICE agents led me, shackled, to one of their cars and placed me in the back seat. At this point, the officers still had not asked me a single question or bothered to look at my Alabama Star ID that would have shown they had no basis for my detention.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
THAT’S RIGHT!!!!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hello Youtube, I know you're not here on our fair Blue shores. But I feel compelled to yell into the void at you regardless. Stop ruining things. It's not hard, just don't put the algorithm where it doesn't belong. 1) Subscriptions should just be in reverse chronological order. Full Stop
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
picture of the "staff" who operate this bluesky account
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Drinking Bird Keyboard GIF
ALT: Drinking Bird Keyboard GIF
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Stop fucking caring about the second lady not wearing jewelry for a day. Or society's obsession with wedding rings is weird. Stop being upset with the mayor-elect of NYC. He'd be dumb to instantly make an enemy of such an easily charmed dictator. Don't worry he'll be the hero you want soon enough
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Everyone sing along 🎶*IT DOESN'T EXIST*🎶
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/10/2025
"Dumps brown liquid."
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
If I'm overly verbose people don't pay attention.. If I assume they know what I'm talking about I ALWAYS have to be overly verbose in explaining things I can't win, mostly because I can't seem to get my brain to find the sweet spot
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hey @stoat.chat I've not been able to sign up today at all. I've tried on the web and in the app. On the web it's returning "Something went wrong, try again later"
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 01/10/2025
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ethan Stark-Miller @estarkmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show last week. www.amny.com/news/mamdani...
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EXCLUSIVE | Mamdani to pull planned ABC town hall event after network suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show | amNewYork
Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani will announce Monday that he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I swear @nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have written this
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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Hey Portlanders! if you're a PGE customer you can get one-per-household of an extremely good $199 air purifier for $24???? I just ordered one because hell yeah rebate encheapened air purifier. (There are others on the site too but this one is v good!) marketplace.portlandgeneral.com/air-purifier...
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PGE+ Marketplace
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
ICE is beyond reform and should be abolished.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Dude, fuck cancer.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I see the misinformation machine is kicking up to support Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Israel amendment. Advocates have a responsibility to be clear about what legislation does and doesn’t do. Her amendment did NOT cut off offensive aid to Israel. We shouldn’t pretend it does. My statement on it:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s statement:

Marjorie Taylor Greene's amendment does nothing to cut off offensive aid to Israel nor end the flow of US munitions being used in Gaza. Of course I voted against it.
What it does do is cut off defensive Iron Dome capacities while allowing the actual bombs killing Palestinians to continue.
I have long stated that I do not believe that adding to the death count of innocent victims to this war is constructive to its end. That is a simple and clear difference of opinion that has long been established.
I remain focused on cutting the flow of US munitions that are being used to perpetuate the genocide in Gaza.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Snutt @snutt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
hey, so community managers are game developers. Producers are game developers. QA are game developers. etc. They are all contributing to the development of the game. Hence, they are game developers. Stop gatekeeping these terms just because they're not programmers or whatever.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, Marvel
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a group of people are standing in front of a large sun
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a large sun
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
OMG @bencollins.bsky.social you need to see this youtube.com/shorts/J-LIN...
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Did The Onion get it more right than the U.S. military?
YouTube video by Hasan Minhaj
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Heather @heatherand.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’ve heard Stephen Miller thinks Trump is stupid and easy to manipulate. Stephen said Elon was much smarter. Lots of people are saying it, I think Fox News and OANN BOTH REPORTED Hegseth, Miller and Noem have meetings about keeping the Nobel prize from Trump and are trying to give it to Musk.
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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is an unjust, unprovoked war of aggression.
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Dan Friesen @showmestateofmind.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Our Monday episode is going to be out in the afternoon tomorrow. For now, please enjoy Celine being a stretchy goof
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Strange New Worlds scene. We're in the Enterprise corridor. It's white and brightly lit. Nurse Chapel, who also has strikingly white hair, is talking to Spock, both are in uniform. Spock's ears look slightly different than usual, less pointy. 
Closed caption on Chapel, "Um, how's, uh, feeling going?"
Caption on Spock, "It's a lot."Alt in pic 1
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Dan Friesen over at @knowledgefight.bsky.social published a blog explaining how Alex Jones' Dad is much more than only his Dad stackies.substack.com/p/alex-jones...
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Alex Jones' Dad Isn't Just His Dad
He's also not just the smartest boy in Texas and a CIA dentist
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Cthos @cthos.dev · 16/05/2025
I mean Musk is technically an employee so....
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I often wonder if the US Continental Army would be viewed as a terrorist organization in today's political lens 🤔
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I look forward to Pope Leo declaring Deep Dish as "the only real" type of pizza and then promptly being escorted out of the Vatican
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elapsed.bsky.social @elapsed.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Even if you're an actor ICE will just grab you for no reason and take you to random prisons with no explanations. If that's how we treat celebrities you can only have nightmares about how we treat everyday people www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Every single Democratic lawmaker should be calling for Hegseth's immediate resignation right now. Not just some. Not just a few dozen. Every single one, starting at the top with Mr. Schumer and Mr. Jeffries. And the fact that it hasn't happened yet is nearly as shocking as Hegseth's conduct.
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Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
With Social Security, don't get too caught up talking about the minutiae. THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY SOCIAL SECURITY. Lead with that every time, then talk about how: removing offices, ID verification, bogus fraud claims, layoffs, etc. Set the narrative now. It's not alarmist. It's happening.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/03/2025
New in PN: Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk are not your friends "Amplifying the views of people who want to torch our democracy — and are actually doing so right now! — is an incredibly irresponsible exercise."
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Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk are not your friends
Gavin Newsom's new podcast demonstrates a failed way of engaging with MAGA extremists.
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