Reposted by Elle HammZoë wants a calzonë ⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ 🍉 @dahlingzoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026whether or not "withholding votes" from dems capitulating on trans rights is correct is immaterial. its fucking imperative to **not shut up** when they fuck up trans rights. if you care about the issue, YOU DONT LET YOURSELF BE SHUT UP ABOUT THE ISSUE. 1248
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Arguably, the Kardashians occupy some aspects of the cultural space formerly associated with the Gaborans. Sorry, I mean the Gabors. In this essay I will 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Is Panama called Panamowa in the gender-flipped dimension? (Yes, I *am* positing that the rules governing the gender-flipped dimension may prioritize maintaining the integrity of well-known palindromes, why do you ask.) 001
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 24/01/2026"the average plastic writes one mean thing about a classmate per year" factoid is actually just statistical error. Regina Georg, 010
Reposted by Elle HammWinnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools 77140054011
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 11/01/2026turning librarians into vampires just so i can say they're decently read recently dead 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 08/01/2026<Vic Fontaine from Deep Space Nine> "Wow, you're flesh and blood?" <Vic Fontaine from Mirror Terok Nor> "Wow, you're a hologram?!" <Janeway> eyes narrow 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Leeloo says "Eto akta gamat" to Korben. Then, Korben asks what "Ecto gamat" means, and Vito Cornelius replies to Korben's question that what Korben said means "Never, without my permission". I wonder what Leeloo actually said? 000
Reposted by Elle HammMatt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman? 720154
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I always worry that I won't be able to tell the elevation by looking at a map, but then I see a good map and think -- whew, what a relief 030
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 19/11/2025The "Litany of Tarski" is a thing that basically says, for any X, "If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X." For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2) 100
Reposted by Elle Hammcaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025a “Space Force”, if you will 236116391798
Reposted by Elle HammEhusman @ehusman.bsky.social · 14/11/20258 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child" 4253361203
Reposted by Elle HammEverett Ruess Fan Club @everettruessfans.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Cascadia is just foggy and dark. Maybe a subtle PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette 0102
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Arkham's Razor: the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Sure, he's got his faults, like, he's a necromancer, and a hoarder, but, you know, doesn't everybody have some skeletons in their closet? 020
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"online" is a funny adjective in that preceding it with an intensifier changes its meaning 100
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Thirsty Spice Latte *or* Pumpkin Sword Lesbians 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I have something to say to the people who are "anti-antifa" and think that's different from being fascist: I'm anti-anti-antifa. 120
Reposted by Elle HammÆon @iminatx.bsky.social · 26/09/20251983: Huey Lewis and the News record “I Want a New Drug,” asking for a drug that emulates being in love: “One that won't make me nervous, wondering what to do / One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.” 1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene. 👀 022
Reposted by Elle HammThe Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death. 1543217703
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 07/09/2025You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I. 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 06/09/2025beef stroganon, beef stroganoff. beef stroganon, beef stroganoff. 020
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 21/08/2025from fb 2020 Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 18/08/2025🎼Wallace! And! Grom-it! 🎶 🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵 🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone were Assigned Best Friends At Birth #abfab 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 13/08/2025If somebody invented an "oblivion device", many of us might be justifiably concerned about it based just on what it's called. thinking about this gives me more compassion for my dog Olive who is scared of our "vacuum machine" 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 12/08/2025As long as I'm reminiscing about weird misconceptions I had as a child, I just want to come clean about the fact that for a few years I thought Arsenio Hall was a place. 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 12/08/2025imagine a world where everybody used webp for things they used gif for. people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]" 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 25/07/2025we've had a Seth McFarlane The Next Generation, I want a Michael Schur Deep Space Nine. 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 24/07/2025large chain pizza restaurant namesakes are really all over the place - game piece - house (small) - father - ancient emporer (small) - rodent (large) 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 17/07/2025safely traversing the desert of Arrakis by having an earbud playing Hudson Mohawke - Cbat 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Until I got to high school and met a guy and understood that it was actually his first name, I thought "Reginald" was a title. It seemed to be either a minor noble title or an administrative duties title depending on situation. Like "Reginald Barclay" definitely came off more administrative duties 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 11/07/2025they say "impact > intent" but i wanna try some intent play and compare for myself 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"i'm a witch, i'm a fighter, i'm a bard, i'm a ranger, i'm a rogue and I'm a mage, I'm a jill of many trades!" - Meredith Brooks describing her complex multiclass character idea 020
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Perhaps because "Bothans" had never been mentioned at any other point in the trilogy, and because I'd learned this other word through reading? I spent some time, long ago, thinking Mon Mothma was lamenting the loss of many *bosuns*, i.e. senior crewmembers on ships who oversee the decks. 000
Reposted by Elle HammBoise Autonomous Solidarity Hub @bigbash.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Hetero Awesome Fest - Guerrilla Performance - Boise, Idaho - Boy 🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 36951295
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 20/06/2025You don't have to engage JD Vance on here. Just block him. 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 15/06/2025~~~~previously~~~~ King George III: I am your king! US People: no kings! ~~~~and now~~~~ Trump: i should be a king maybe US People: no kings! some people living in monarchies, for some reason: #umactually what you have is a dictator, silly American not knowing words, #notallkings 000
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Which TV series have you rewatched more than once?media.tenor.coma man is standing in a forest talking on a cell phone while another man looks on .Alt: Penny and Quentin from The Magicians, magically stoned. Penny asks, "Where are my stuff touchers?" 010
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Sometimes when folks (including myself) set up an out-of-office period on their calendar and label it "Ooo," I like to imagine that the specific place they are going is the land of Ooo from Adventure Time. 020
Elle Hamm @elainestorming.bsky.social · 19/05/2025If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first... invent the universe. 000