Reposted by Logan EjupiNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Houston Rockets GM in 2000 219955
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comIt'S Gone. It'S Done.ALT: It'S Gone. It'S Done. 000
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am too Iced Coffee-brained, and I forget that normal lattes are hot unless specified otherwise. Anyway, it is 100 degrees and I am going to enjoy this hot beverage if it kills me. 110
Reposted by Logan EjupiRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026On the one hand the USMNT were clearly at fault for their self destruction the other night. On the other hand I have decided I will never forgive Belgium for this and 2014 1722718
Reposted by Logan EjupiJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360722055
Reposted by Logan EjupiBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Pope Leo issues proclamation about the unholiness of governments that attack refugees delivered after another attack from the president calling him the "crime pope" shortly before clash between the Cubs and White Sox in the Crosstown Classic, where both teams are over .500 041
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026the raccoons outside my house keep fighting, and I think @thewheatgerm.bsky.social is more right every day 010
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The bastards have closed my local Potbelly. Just fell to my knees in a Snarfs parking lot. 000
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I don't believe in .zip files - if god wanted the file to be that small, that's how small the file would've been in the first place. 000
Reposted by Logan EjupiDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Gave this the soundtrack it deserves. Kubrick was onto something when he picked the Blue Danube as the Theme of Objects Floating In Space. Call me, Nutella 3766257
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026@sickoscommittee.org did a breakdown earlier today! bsky.app/profile/sick... 120
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026"We're in Milan, Italy, at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics, and over the next 2 weeks we'll be using a combination of skates, skis, boards, and sleds to get as many medals as possible, but right now its 8pm so we have got to GO GO GO!" 120
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Not on the US list b/c the Team USA site didn't include them, but I did include Illinois and New York on the Canadian list for this reason! Also i counted the split Alberta/PEI as one for each of those. 120
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026And for the Canadians, since I'm already in Excel... Yukon would be at #3 overall, Alberta is new #13 b/t Czechia and Sweden, PEI at #18 b/t Slovakia and Denmark, and BC at #20 between Denmark and Lithuania 2212
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I did a quick US State breakdown as well! Alaska would slot in at 16 between Slovakia and Denmark, Vermont at (new) 18 between Denmark and Lithuania, and Colorado at (new) 20 between Lithuania and Canada. 2254
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Technically it's a convenience store chain this time. But it's one of the 20 largest privately held companies in the US, so I think it still counts. 020
Reposted by Logan EjupiTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...youtube.comYou are being misled about renewable energy technology.YouTube video by Technology Connections 667109723554
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Bulletin of Atomic Scientists moves Doomsday Clock Societal Irrelevance Clock 2 seconds closer to midnight. "It seems like none of you are paying attention to our dire warnings anymore," spokesperson says. "C'mon guys, we work really hard on this thing." 000
Reposted by Logan EjupiTom McGrath @tcmcg.photo · 26/09/2025I had no idea that Peanut Tillman was an FBI agent. Can you imagine robbing a bank, getting 3/4 of the way away, and Peanut Tillman punches the burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it out from under your arm? 2198
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 27/08/2025@rodger.bsky.social can you hook me up with free Amazon Prime? This guy says you're Jeff. 160
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Guy who has only ever voted, unknowingly, for sons for Colonel Aureliano Buendía: Getting a lot of Magical Realism vibes from this mayoral candidate... 000
Reposted by Logan EjupiRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/05/2025It pains me to my core to say it but the Weenie 500 was a choreographed sham 3125316
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025"Unfortunately the lies machine we paid someone to turn on made things up, and no one bothered to double check it. This was both unavoidable and unforeseeable, and we will definitely make sure to disclose when the machine has been turned on going forward. We will continue to use the machine though." 0371
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025America needs more hazelnut and chocolate combo flavored things. It's a Ferrero monopoly, and I'm desperate for some innovation. 000
Reposted by Logan EjupiBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 08/05/2025the pope's first speech is a passionate condemnation of matt eberflus's late game clock management 1398
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You bought your home for cheaper because it was near a future development. Now that you're there, you want to cancel the build: screw everybody else, I got mine! Because Boulder (highest flash flood risk in CO) doesn't need flood mitigation, I need my view! Short term greed over long term planning. 000
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Great, more bad faith whining from homeowners who moved next to CU-owned land & then cried that they're going to build on it! "If at 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. you don't succeed..." throw another fit & try the exact same thing. A 3rd ballot measure in 5yrs is definitely going to convince people this time. 100
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Happy Shamrock Shake season to the woman who told me "Oh honey, you must be thinking of Starbucks" when I ordered one at a McDonald's in New Orleans 10 years ago. 010
Reposted by Logan EjupiRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/02/2025We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub 6178168
Reposted by Logan EjupiJB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois. 54493582348
Reposted by Logan EjupiWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Please tell me the hill that you will die on, so that I can transport you there immediately 651253207
Reposted by Logan EjupiBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 03/02/2025i am learning that the broader basketball community's awareness of a bad no call on a goaltend in the round of 32 of the ncaa tournament game from 2017 is not particularly high right now 2141
Reposted by Logan EjupiTreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba. 195198093164
Reposted by Logan EjupiJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 28/12/2024They can never make me hate bowl season 926315
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Chappell Roan's "Red Wine Supernova" and Oasis' "Champagne Supernova" implies the existence of a yet-to-be-released 3rd pop banger, the easy drinking "Rosé Supernova" 020
Reposted by Logan EjupiBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 07/12/2024the feeling of welsh-ryan going from a glorified home exhibition for illinois and indiana fans to a genuine pain-in-the ass for them is one of the most satisfying sports developments of my life, my one regret is that it is in a fancy renovated arena and not in a dilapidated hell hole 2303
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Animal plays the piano. His arm motions are the same, drumsticks and all. The piano catches fire while he's playing Moonlight Sonata. 010
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 30/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit says great news in front of a crowd of peopleALT: a man in a suit says great news in front of a crowd of people 000
Reposted by Logan EjupiBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Oh wow 174384
Reposted by Logan EjupiBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Logging on to see how the bears lost 396358
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Leftist Echo Chamber would be a great name for a grunge band 010
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Do British people imagine non voice acted video game characters with a British accent? Does George Stardew Valley sound like Winston Churchill? Is Mayor Lewis posh??? 100
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I'm so used to Not Tweeting, it's going to take a minute to warm up ol' posting muscles. 130
Logan Ejupi @ejupi.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I just donated $50 to Pizza to the Polls to help keep Democracy Delicious this year - you should too! #democracyisdelicious polls.pizza/donate 010
