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Emily Morrison

@ejmorrison.bsky.social
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Proud North Minneapolitan. Cool Aunt. Chronically Long COVID-ing. Communication Arts Director, Woodland Hills

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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The truth does not become less true because someone with greater power tells a louder lie." Thank you, Stella.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks AI!
A Google AI summary that says, "No leopards were part of Operation Metro Surge, as it was a federal immigration enforcement operation.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Annie Dillard is one of the few authors who moved me so deeply that I felt compelled to write some fan mail. What an incredible writer ❤️
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Another class action data breach payment on the way! Can't wait to hit up the gumball machine with my new riches.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Aww, didn't realize how much I missed the awoos last month
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Someone didn't get the memo.
Three books that have the title or subtitle "The Last Man Who Knew Everything"
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've been in a few medical studies but never have I seen this in the criteria! 🫪
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This quote 😄 "... she added a contact form to her website specifically marked for “misogynistic trolling” alongside the other button for “kind words and praise.” Never ahead of the curve on anything, so patting myself on the back for reading Wilson's translation in 2020.
inquirer.com
A Penn professor thought she’d sell 1000 copies of her ‘Odyssey’ translation. She sold more than a million this year alone, thanks to Christopher Nolan.
West Philly's Emily Wilson, who penned a highly acclaimed translation of the epic poem in 2017, is having a big summer.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A kind friend went grocery shopping for me and came back carrying the biggest armload of bananas I've ever seen. Seeing my stunned face she said, "Oh, did you mean five *bananas* not five bunches?" I have 11 lbs of bananas now and a bad case of the giggles.
Several bunches of bananas stacked on top of each other
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As a Minnesotan, I am extremely statetriotic
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thierry Henri: "Argentina isn't celebrating. They just got through. The story of this is, was and always will be Cabo Verde. Obrigado Cabo Verde."
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me every other day of my life vs me right now. GOOOALLLLLLLL CABO VERDE
Top image, Roy and Moss from IT crowd grimly watch a football match. Bottom image, Cabo Verde fans
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Capture the Flag Day Minnesota! mnhs.org/mnopedia/search/index/thing/twenty-eighth-virginia-infantry-regimental-battle-flag
Union Private Marshall Sherman, standing next to the 28th Virginia battle flag which he captured at the Battle of Gettysburg on July 3. A flag which Virginia is never getting back.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
roostsocial.app This is such a delightful app! I love sending messages by bird. And there was only one choice for naming my Loon
A loon named "Rebel"
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The city is replacing lead pipes and while I greatly appreciate that, these twelve hour construction days have me going "Have you no compassion on my poor nerves?"
static.klipy.com
Mrs. Bennet's Dramatic Outburst
Alt: Mrs. Bennet's Dramatic Outburst
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I didn't realize how empowering and inspiring it felt to watch Christina Koch on Artemis II until they announced the Artemis III line up and it was all men.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Met a mime- she was made famous by word of mouth.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Why do smoke detectors never malfunction during business hours?
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's the equivalent of "wow you're taller in person" for when you learn a signal contact's real name?
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Why is it impossible to squeeze limes without feeling like an 18th century sailor standing next to a barrel of hard tack?
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My favorite weather channel is Twin Cities Bluesky
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Didn't expect to get emotional watching a neighbor mow his lawn, but just a few months ago I watched with my heart in my throat as ICE surround his house. They only backed off because our neighborhood showed up in full force. Now there he is, out in the sun, completely in the open, unafraid 🥹
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ten years ago today, I moved to MN, making May 11 both Minnesota Statehood Day and the Day I Made Minnesota My State. No regrets 💙❄️
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Appeal is back: the error was definitely mine. Minnesota Dept of Revenue is no Isaac Newton 🫠
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Forgot to warn new neighbors from out of state about the awoo
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Wait, Minneapolis, it's not Wednesday 🤔 #awooo
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Moon joy" is real, but it has an important lesson for us too: Public service and public life is a gift and something to treasure—the uncommon chance to do something for a cause bigger than yourself. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-pure-j...
doomsdayscenario.co
The Pure Joy of Joy
You can't fake the happiness of Artemis II — or Zohran Mamdani
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I wonder if the Artemis II crew stood up immediately when they landed, or if they had to wait to get their carryons like everyone else
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Heat Shield for the win!! Heck yeah Aretmis!
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We are all Pacha.
Top picture: Trump holding up a picture of his model "Arc de Trump" 
Below: Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove shows off Kuzcotopia to an aghast Pacha
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Watching the Artemis II livestream with my niblings. Me: "Isn't this so cool and historic? Wow!" Them: "Can you show us that video about flamingos?"
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Affecting story about an immigrant girl in hiding in Minneapolis getting her period for the first time, not knowing what to do (and her dad not knowing what to do, either)
npr.org
How an errand for a 12-year-old immigrant in Minneapolis became an underground operation
In Minnesota, there is an extensive network of community members who are volunteering en masse to help one another. NPR's Jasmine Garsd tells the story of one family who needed to run one errand…and h...
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
We found "the worst of the worst." It's ICE
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When I moved to Minneapolis my favorite part of winter was people looking out for each other. Never valued that so much as I do now.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 09/01/2026
somebody put this to Yakety Sax
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I spent a bunch of this evening picturing this Venn Diagram in my head. I feel like all my local peeps will understand.
A Venn Diagram. One circle is labeled "Minneapolis" and the other is "Also Minneapolis" and the overlapping section says "FUCK ICE."
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So proud of Minneapolis right now and all the people rallying together for our neighbors. As always, ICE can go stick their tongues on a flagpole
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Is there a way to unsubscribe from the "you've successfully unsubscribed" emails?
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 05/12/2025
Across the Twin Cities residents are volunteering to make ICE’s job in Minnesota as difficult as possible. ICE watchers say the ultimate goal is to prevent ICE agents from arresting, jailing and deporting their neighbors.
mprnews.org
‘Tinted windows and out-of-state plates’: How ICE watchers look for agents in their neighborhoods
Across the Twin Cities, ICE agents and activists are playing a high stakes cat-and-mouse game. The goal is to make their job as difficult as possible, and protect their immigrant neighbors.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on. **updated PDF link** PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 03/12/2025
Minnesota exceptionalism is the pride and excitement we feel when we learn the hot new killer fungi is from Minnesota.
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Happy Doctor Who Day! River Song says "have a banana."
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh to be a headline writer covering #sandwichguy
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Louvre Heist was the palate cleanser I did not know I needed
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I like the Shipping Forecast @moderatefairgood.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
WORLD CHAMPIONS! Canada won everyone's hearts. England won the silverware. Women's sport won everything. #redroses #rwc2025 #ENGCAN #CANvENG
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
There is no sport greater than women's rugby. Congrats #redroses!
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Jack Rule @jackrule.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
81,885!!!! What a crowd for a women’s World Cup final 2nd biggest crowd in any world cup rugby final...men and women! That’s a massive middle finger to all those against women’s sport. #RWC2025 #RedRoses #RWC2025Final
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I spotted a potential error on my property tax refund, and one voice in my head went "All those computers and brainy accountants couldn't possibly be wrong." The other voice went, "Newton's Principia had an error." So, we'll see...
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My Brother in Spades, why are you bidding one when you have both the ace of diamonds and king of spades?
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Emily Morrison @ejmorrison.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I cannot express what a weight off my mind it is to know that my home insurance includes coverage for volcanic eruptions.
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