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*checks* Wait... No... This can't possibly be right... No, no no no...

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The games industry really poured billions into spyware security and abstracted away physical media, all in the name of anti-piracy. Meanwhile, publishers are getting cooked for using spyware security and abstracting away physical media... Surely piracy has gone down...? Quality improved...?

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My roommate (a Gelatinous Cube) wants to know: if xe dissolves the Eucharist using xis various bodily oozes, subsequently absorbing the nutrient mass into xis primary nucleus, will Jesus still accept xis Holy Communion?

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It tism what it tism 🤷‍♂️

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Every day I wonder how much more I can take before I give up everything to live in an abandoned theme park as a vagrant

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Can you imagine hating your children so much you want to block and dismantle every system that could benefit them? Your desire to achieve some propagandized goal poisoning countless future generations? Your convenience manufacturing untold suffering for all life on Earth? And then blame them?

EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Tech moves on, ignoring early adopters and core features that made the service usable to begin with. Instead, it focuses on wringing every cent it can out of whales and investors. They unmask their evil. They conspire with the rich and powerful to control us all using the rectangle in your hand.

Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

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Atreyu brought a horse into a swamp. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

To be fair, he is, himself, only the physical manifestation of childhood. His lore is simply not developed enough to think that far ahead. Another reason the empress really screwed the pooch by sending him in the first place.

EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

You will be evaluated. You will be integrated. Your rights will be updated. Do not panic. Here is distraction. Here is inebriation. Here is infatuation. Forget. Ignore. Work. Focus on the value you provide to your employer. Obey their commands. Do not question authority. Do not scream. Do not cry.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Only if Robin communicates exclusively via Tweet

EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

EVERYTHING IS FRUSTRATING AND I'M TIRED FOLLOW ME FOR MORE COMPLAINTS

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Can you use your surplus of ticks and wet flesh to streamline the business somehow? Perhaps the birds could be added to the slurry for nutrient-rich beef-style processed meat loafs?

EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

You gotta give it to the last remaining die-hard Republicans. At least they know what they're about. It's racism, misogyny, bigotry, and pedophilia, but, hey, at least they have beliefs. The ones going "both side bad", morals as grounded as a plastic bag in a hurricane, are the problem.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

You're not gonna believe this, but they made it a game already. It's called Super Smash Bros.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I kinda love making things that aren't good". Like, I don't create to be good at something, I create because if I don't, I go coocoo for cocoa puffs. If I got good at it, I wouldn't want to do it anymore.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

(fan?)art of Hammer Guy from Lucky Tower Ultimate. Art by me, original colors / design by Studio Seufz @studioseufz.bsky.social

EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I've started asking myself if I really want it all to end, or if I just want the pain to not be quite as sharp and constant. Bondage is our condition and all that, but if life could provide some aftercare that'd be much appreciated.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Seek joy in nothing and you will find disappointment in everything. Seek joy in everything and you will find disappointment in nothing.

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Linking a bluetooth enabled butt plug with a steel battalion controller to pilot someone around like ratatouille

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Try all you want, some bulky items will never disappear from your life, no matter how many trash bags you wrap them in.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It's always 5 o clock on a Friday if you never stop drinking!

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If it helps, just remember two things. First, there will always be someone who hates you no matter how hard you try. Second, there will always be someone who will try to take advantage of your good nature.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I don't think Kong has the vocal range to hit the high note during trials and tribulations

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Wow they're shockingly realistic for being wood

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Things that make you peel off your skin #easter

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We've been developing Lucky Tower Ultimate for 5 years, with 2 years in Early Access. I'm so excited to finally announce we're leaving EA on April 16th! youtu.be/GuCoCJgUK24?...

youtu.be

Lucky Tower Ultimate - Release Date Trailer

YouTube video by Studio Seufz

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Listen, if the games industry can recover from Atari's ET, it will recover from this. We're sitting on the precipice of the next iteration of video games. It'll get worse before it gets better, but it will certainly get better.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Like the grooves of a record, your mind can be warped and scratched into degradation, spinning and playing as normal, yet the output is only a malformed facsimile. The Happy Days are the ones that play clear and bright on the record. They, too, will degrade, so enjoy their sound while they last.

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a jukebox that says ' jacksonville ' on the top of it

ALT: a jukebox that says ' jacksonville ' on the top of it

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I am CERTAIN we will see Kirby. How else will they set up the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, and Smashvengers?

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Rainstitcher @rainstitcher.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

All art is political. Again, all art is political. If what you’re engaging with isn’t political, doesn’t have a point of view, then it’s not art — it’s just commercial produce. All art is political. Don’t kid yourself otherwise.

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Go for gold. Show them the meaning of wist.

*the eagle pulls out a mortar and pestle to grind Prometheus' liver into a fine paste* "Ah, yes, you really get the mouthfeel of agony."

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

JLo has two movies: this, and Enough. You can tell me she made more, but she didn't and those are slanderous lies.

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Reposted by EJ Montijo

Listen, Mr. Eagle, yeah I stole this fire but it doesn't have to be just for me. Imagine if we got some onions, maybe a little bacon, how good my *cooked* liver would taste then, yeah? We don't have to do this every day

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"I don't enjoy the flavor of liver, actually... I'm more into the eternal torment of it all."

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