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EJ Montijo

@ejinthecloud.bsky.social
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Maker of noise, etc., stupidly human, weirdly extradimensional. I do things and put some of them here. Please do not manifest or refer to me in the third person, or in conjunction with any other extraversal beings.

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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
(fan?)art of Hammer Guy from Lucky Tower Ultimate. Art by me, original colors / design by Studio Seufz @studioseufz.bsky.social
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
FINALLY an appropriate setting for my favorite Sonic villain
Grounder from Adventures of Sonic is jazzed
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
POV: whenceforth it has becomest thine Wednesday mine fellows
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Artists, quote with something silly! I, too, enjoy putting tongues on inanimate objects
The cursed bone-axe of Zuma'Kalis, a homunculus guitar crafted from flesh and eyes and a mouth. The tongue seems to play the guitar from behind the strings.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hey artist! Quote with something dramatic 😸👺
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Change my mind
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He sits like this to watch TV
The dog is on a couch, with his hind quarters "laying" on the couch, and his front paws "standing" on the floor. You feel a sense of determination.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
There is a very specific cross of Final Fantasy and D&D fandom that will understand this joke. Fewer still will find humor in it. For ye meager few, i present this silly drawing i made.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Your chin is too chin-like. You should be channeling the corner of an angled pink eraser.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This morning I was looking at the Mexican hairless dog Xoloitzcuintle (show-low-eets-QUEEN-tlee, often shortened to "Xolo," pronounced show-low) Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-. y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Xoloitzcuintle, a Mexican hairless dog, stares into the camera over a white background. Photo courtesy AKC
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Just born this way I guess but thanks for the compliment
A handsome knight brandishing a gleaming sword and matching smile
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I have this bad habit of going out of my way to help other people, without taking care of myself. So, I've been focusing on my happiness for the last few months. Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
A bald bearded man with glasses stares out at a sunny blue sky painted with fluffy white clouds. He regards you warmly and offers you a seat on the couch.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I drew this many years ago in preparation for your post
A whiteboard guy points at you and exclaims "omae wa mou shindeiru"
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Pass it along
Geordi Laforge denies Alligator Alcatraz and instead embraces Alligator Auschwitz
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
9 years but who's counting amirite
A side-by-side comparison of obi-wan Kenobi 9 years apart
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Batman started as painting practice using Jim Carrey. Pretty proud of the result!
Side by side comparison of Jim Carrey and an unfinished painting of his face
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I painted some silly faces yesterday and couldn’t help myself from subjecting you to this
Batman and the joker make silly faces and ask Why so Serious
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Sometimes you can use one art to make two
The joker asks Why So Serious while making his O face
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Draw a face on Guilliman and QRP your art! (Idea and template taken from this reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...)
A space marine jizzes in his armor
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
What if Chris Jericho had a quarterstaff and a pretty dress
A drawing of pro-wrestler Chris Jericho cosplaying as Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy 7
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I drew this because of your post. Look what you did i hope you’re happy with yourself
A woman throws picante fire using Cholula magic
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
This will be my most popular piece on Bluesky so far... Mostly because I don't post my art 😅
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Justin Chatwin is just judging the shit out of something or someone, which is just wild because it's Justin Chatwin. Like, who are you to judge anything? With your stupid rat face.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you see this, post a sword! Slashy slashy!
A bearded man, crazed in his demeanor and wearing a blonde wig, brandishes a longsword.
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Definitely giving animated LOTR vibes!
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Gary enjoys movies
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Man something about the El Salvador super prison reminds me of something...
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Crab
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
BREAKING: Justin Chatwin in talks to accept the role of Zelda in the new Legend of Zelda movie www.notreal.news/totally-reli...
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My dog sends his regards
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
In Third Reich 2, after we crush the commies in Japan, our Savior will liberate Sony's parents and finally release his vision for Muskbox X
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This little guy is 104 pounds and I remind him every day how diminutive he is
The largest goldendoodle ever seen exposes his underbelly while napping soundly on a pile of pillows
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
As in
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Imagine picking a StarCraft clone over this literal masterpiece smh my head
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