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Evan Goldstein

@egoldstein93.bsky.social
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Oh it was always as if there were so much to say !

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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
too many baseballs hitting ceilings for one week
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dbz celly from 69 on the raiders goes so hard
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AURA GAMBLE KLINT!!!
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
double digit total yards from both teams combined in the first quarter of this Tennessee game lmaooo
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somehow this broadcast booth gonna get me to root for aaron rodgers
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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Andy Hoberek @thathoberekguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is Michael Kotlikoff still President of Cornell (is a question I asked after he hit students with his car)?
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
forgot that dalton is a redhead, jump scare
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool rendition of the anthem but sad if not surprising that the closest america’s foremost cultural institution can get to pushing back on being appropriated by a fascist regime is by way of musical genre
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
insane that there’s a college football team in America called “the rebels” like wtf lol
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man it's so messed up that after all that Holly Rowe has to go out there and interview Arch Manning and be professional about it
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why did espn get rid of the ticker during college football games. it sucks, i know so much less about the scores of other games than i would like to.
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
most unhinged behavior I’ve witnessed on television, truly absolute cinema
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
did they not just all do multiple pumps I thought there was a rule about that
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well in a certain sense the lord did deliver him from pick sixes
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
shout out Stafford helping fans in their 30s get to bed early tonight 🫶👻😴
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
literally what does that mean. that is not a thing.
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hollywood Smothers????? All I need to know, first round pick no questions asked
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We don't need to ask Puka if he has any theories about it
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I HATE puka’s new hair. i realize there are various other issues with him but the hair I really can’t stand
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 19/07/2026
Mahomes gets 15 yards on that hit out of bounds, something for Yamal to work on in his twenties
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
that foul call has caused me to lose faith in the rules based international order
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I support the French not working on a Saturday
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France attempting the bold strategy of simply not playing defense
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
BALL DON'T LIE
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
US team choking so hard even fifa can’t fix the game for them lol
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Whitney McIntosh @whitneymcintosh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
that guy? Travis Kelce
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sigh*
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
not usually a spirit/letter guy, but whatever the purpose of having an offside rule there is just no chance that disallowing that goal upholds it
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 07/05/2026
Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...
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“PAY OR LEAK”: Hackers Target Big Higher Ed Vendor
The criminal extortion group ShinyHunters breached Instructure last week. The hackers, who have also attacked individual universities, demanded the ed-tech giant pay up or face a data leak.
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
wrote bout da pitt for @mid-theory.bsky.social mid-theory.com/2026/05/07/t...
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The Prayers and Tears of Dr. Robby
“For the ransom of life is costly and can never suffice, that one should live on forever and never see the Pit.”  — Psalm 49:8-9 (New Revised Standard Version) Trying to understand the modern age, …
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Mid Theory Collective @mid-theory.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For MTC, Evan Goldstein pens this absolutely stunning and studied piece of religion in The Pitt. "Being secular is unbearable, but one cannot be otherwise; religion, in the most positive formation the show can give it, is at best something we remember fondly."
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The Prayers and Tears of Dr. Robby
“For the ransom of life is costly and can never suffice, that one should live on forever and never see the Pit.”  — Psalm 49:8-9 (New Revised Standard Version) Trying to understand the modern age, …
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the horn embodies the insistence of the proletariat, “the real movement abolishing the present state of affairs”
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
God looking down at Eugenio Suarez pointing up at him
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a painting of jesus wearing headphones and holding a cell phone
Alt: a painting of jesus wearing headphones and holding a cell phone
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
can we get a postgame interview with Nick Emmanwori’s mom?
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“It’s app to you” tom wambsgans ass slogan
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the woke nfl continues to divide Americans
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
DIABOLICAL hesitation
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
lights too bright
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/02/2026
drake "mac jones" maye
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
drake maye LVP
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 09/02/2026
Maybe Drake Maye is the one seeing ghosts at this point.
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Evan Goldstein @egoldstein93.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
surrender punt
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