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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 11h
OKAY I'm a day late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY @itssunee.bsky.social !!!! ILY SOOOOO SOOO MUCH!!!! You're the loveliest bean ever and I'm gonna hug you until you explode!!!
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 11h
OKAY I'm a day late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY @itssunee.bsky.social !!!! ILY SOOOOO SOOO MUCH!!!! You're the loveliest bean ever and I'm gonna hug you until you explode!!!
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe I should try project zomboid…
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can somebody give me a few hundred thousand dollars so I can create a game that plays like mh4u and looks like atlyss
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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EveOddity 🧡🖤 @ev30dd1ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
been struggling this pay period, everything I have left is paying for my medical bills today i also wish trans women (me) a very money 🥺👉👈 ko-fi.com/evelynthelam... cashapp: $eveoddity paypal: www.paypal.me/EvoLutionary...
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Fluffy red ball of tomfoolery 🔜 FP @melvischerrywolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ADHD brain instead of locking into critical thinking, social skills, or career advancing:
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Sunee @itssunee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to do an old commissions clear out. If you are or know someone who I still owe work for, PLEASE send me an email! Itssuneecommissions@gmail.com Everyone who can provide their commission information will be receiving refunds, as I begin restarting my queues with a new system
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CAAAARRRRLL (Lvl.3 Kobold) @caaaarrrrll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
❤️🐲 Deltarune 🐲💜 | First Time Playthrough! 12 Hour Subtember Special! Starting this Tuesday! 09/28 @ 3 PM EST! Picking up again the following day same time! 24 Hour Stream broken into two halves. #furrylive twitch.tv/caaaarrrrll
PROMO for Special 2-Part Stream! Playing DELTARUNE! First Time Playthrough
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is 4am and I’m still awake in bed, help what do I do I’m not even tired
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God I need to draw again… I’ve been stuck in such bad art block for like years, I don’t know how to shake it
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⛧BAHKONEARTH⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bahkonearth.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Hi everyone, my mom passed away. She was my main caretaker and I have been taking care of her while she was sick. I could really use support, please help me. ko-fi.com/bahkonearth
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing like one single bad match of deadlock to immediately sour my mood and make me wanna sleep forever ahaha
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck :) (Eggs is 4 letters) Or alternatively Fuck Machina
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EveOddity 🧡🖤 @ev30dd1ty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i know everyone is a little tight up on money rn, but if some people give just a few bucks, it will add up i don't get paid until next Friday and I'm already going to be stretching what I have every little bit helps 🙏 #helpsky #mutualaid 💸💕
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EveOddity 🧡🖤 @ev30dd1ty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a friend helped with some of this, but I'm still very much in need 🥺 please share around and give if you can 🙏 💸💕 #helpsky #mutualaid
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
bisexical.
bunlith looking very disheveled and blushy in front of a bisexual flag
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Panel 1: At the top it says "(THE BIT ZONE)" indicating that we are in the grassy void that is the non-canonical Bit Zone. Audrey is a pair of short-bottom jean overalls and in a white shirt with blue stripes, holding something behind his back in front of Val. He says "Hey Val, close your eyes and hold out your hand."

Panel 2: Val smiles incredulously and says "Hah! What is this, middle school? You gonna put something gross in my hand?"

Panel 3: Audrey's grey-brown eyes sparkle in pin, yellow, and green as an arrow points to them labeling them "'Trust Me' Eyes"

Panel 4: Val closes her eyes, turns her head slightly, and holds up her open palm, unable to resist. Audrey is overjoyed.Panel 5: Audrey places something in Val's open palm, his other hand still behind his back.

Panel 6: Val opens her eyes and calmly looks at what's in her palm.

Panel 7: It's two enamel pins of Audrey and Val's faces, as well as two stickers of them looking like beans, or like they are a very small creature that just ate a cheese puff, or perhaps a tech deck dude.

Panel 8: Val looks up at Audrey with a blank expression of neither joy nor sorrow, as if to ask "what is this".

Panel 9: Audrey's eyes glimmer as he folds his arms in front of himself and says "That's us."Panel 10: Text reading "PREORDER CAMPAIGN! T.B.F.V. ENAMEL PIN SET, PREORDER COMES WITH 2 BONUS STICKERS," once again showing the two two pins and two stickers, and indicating the pins to be 1.5 inches wide.Panel 11: Shen, in a yellow dress shirt and dark blue dress pants and overalls, looks back at you from a slightly overhead angle and points up, smiling. He says "Only at TOPA.To/SHEN, until 10/1! Note: This is a peorder campaign, so it won't ship immediately, and will take some time to get to you. (It'll be available normally later, but the stickers are a preorder bonus)"
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PajamaMcHam @pajamamcham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is it! ⏰✨
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Roya Shahidi | Looking for work @rsdream12.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So I'm still not getting calls into work, payments are kicking my account down and needless to say... adulting is hard. I need a bit of help. Updated my kofi goal to accommodate everything. Any help is appreciated, thank you! Cashapp Venmo Kofi Partreon #mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2026
A doodle of a tired Roya laying on a table with written words around them saying "Mutual Aid" "Adulting sucks..." "job hunting blows.." and "Any help would mean a lot, thank you"
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EveOddity 🧡🖤 @ev30dd1ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nothing towards this yet, I'm going to be running out of food soon please share it if you can't give, I only really need a bit to keep me afloat and not risk going even deeper into debt than I am 💸💕 #helpsky #mutualaid
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EveOddity 🧡🖤 @ev30dd1ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaaghgg fuck i need money for food and unfortunately a lot of my family is very tight up on it rn cashapp: $Eveoddity paypal: www.paypal.me/EvoLutionary... kofi: ko-fi.com/evelynthelam... #helpsky #mutualaid 💸💕
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PajamaMcHam @pajamamcham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, expect some bonus stuff if we make it. 🧍
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Late night post God, I just want someone to hold me Tell me I’m doing okay, that in spite of everything people do want me around, pull me close and make me feel loved Or even just to feel like something like that is even possible anymore
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
💗💜💙 Bisexual Pride Fox~
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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SpicyBara 🔞 @spicybara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month to everyone! This shagon is proud of their Puerto Rican heritage and will never hide that fact! However, I will be honest in that while I want to celebrate this month, I'd be lying if I didn't say things are not going well for myself.
Luca taking a selfie of themselves, and showcasing their Puerto Rican Heritage with a flag in the corner. The background consists of grassy cliffs, and a colorful city in the background evoking the aesthetic and vibes of Old San Juan in Puerto Rico
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I brown... widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe I just shouldn't exist. I already feel that way. It actually happening wouldn't be much different.
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Putting my brain in the explosion machine to have my brain exploded IMMEDIATELY
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just want people to like me, man I just wanna be kind and friendly and have fun, why do I have to feel like everything I do is gonna bring everything crashing down, why do I constantly feel like everyone secretly hates me
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 12/09/2026
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs 🪄🐇 EPISODE 2 📅 Releasing October 16th! 📅 Can't wait to show off what we've been working on so hard for these past 9 months!
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im so excited about the direction videogames are going in!!!
artistic depiction of the new wolverine, crudely photoshopped elements of hugh jackman wolverine standing in the foreground in a field, a wolf howling in the distance, and a scent trail, many flashing red lights, a sound wave, and a quest marker all guiding wolverine to the wolf. wolverine is also receiving comms from james marsden cyclops in the top right offering him hints. there is a bright lens flar covering most of the scene
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the robotniks can trace our legacy to the first men when the great hunter/gatherer Ugg Bigrocknik finally defeated his nemesis, a very fast velociraptor who wore a pair of Nike's.
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ugh, I hate being so depressed Me playing MTG at my local shop, "I'm having a lot of fun playing cards with my friends!" Me in the car heading home after just barely leaving, "Oh, I'm suddenly getting a memory of a moment in my life that left me scarred...I kinda wanna end it all now."
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay Space Station 14 is actually a lot of fun LOL
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everybody shut up and look at my cat so pleased with her bows,,,,,,
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Cathartic Biscuit @catharticbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I heard whispers while sleeping. Turns out it was someone in the alleyway having a hushed conversation with himself at 3am. Anyways here’s Vyper being Vyper #deadlock
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Cathartic Biscuit @catharticbiscuit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Vyper showing her expert negotiating tactics #deadlock
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Eggs Machina | Emergency Comms Discount @eggsmachina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Y'all I'm so damn upset A figure just came out for pre-order on Goodsmile, I want it so so so bad I could barely afford the base price, but WHY IS SHIPPING SO HIGH I CAN'T GET IT ANYMORE
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