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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Happy start of football season.

Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When fuckstick kicks the bucket, do you think Natalie Harp's going to jump off the top of Trump Tower or demand to be buried alive with him?

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Spare a thought for Milo Yiannopoulos in his time of woe. That thought is: "this shit's hilarious."

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

this is absolutely going in textbooks one day

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

1/3 Miles Davis's brand of fusion was very different from 1969 to mid-1970 than it was from mid-1970 on. The second half of '70 through 1975 hiatus material went all in on Miles's mutant conceptions of funk and rock, emphasizing groove, tonal colors, and polyrhythms,

The cover of the Miles Davis live album Black Beauty: Miles Davis At Fillmore West

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Fun fact: you can be illiterate and still run a successful company.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Alexa, what is life?" Alexa: [plays the ending of U-Turn]

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Of course 60 Minutes has hired Ross Douthat. Fuck you, Bari Weiss.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

MAGAts are Victor Frankenstein: a belief in bullshit caused them to unleash a hideous monster upon the world, said monster fucked up their lives, and when they finally wise up they'll have to go to the ends of the earth to find someone willing to listen to them whine about it.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Why is Nolan's The Odyssey rated R? Place yer bets: 1/3 -Sirens are naked -at least one shot of the cyclops ripping someone apart with his teeth as he eats them -Troy sequences do not shy away from what war and a city getting sacked looks like -Odysseus/Penelope flashback sex scene

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Thinking about it just now, it's mind-blowing that no hospital employee has snapped a pic of Mitch McConnell on a ventilator or in the morgue. That'd be worth some serious money to the news.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Things that are true: -Yo-yos are designed to carry a half-megaton yield nuclear payload. -Alpha Centauri is just a bunch of rhinestones hot glued to a piece of black fabric. -It is impossible to set a milk jug in a fridge on fire with your brain. Outside of the fridge, think and ye shall torch.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Things that are true: -Wolverhampton is actually located under a dome in Antarctica. You pass through a portal when you hit the city limits. -Schnauzers are aliens. -The Marianas Trench is a finished basement built by giant tubeworms. -There are nine lines in this post.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Tell me a song's heavy metal without telling me it's heavy metal.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It was unexpected but not surprising to find out they made an Anthony Bourdain biopic. It was unexpected and very surprising that they used a Television song in the trailer.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Things that are true: -All carpenter ants wear army boots, no army ants wear carpenter jeans. -One in 15,000 artichokes has a ball bearing in the center. No one knows why. -If you eat three pounds of sand in one go, you can breathe underwater in the lake/ocean/etc. the sand came from.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was going to post something, but instead am now playing "what thought just dribbled out of my brain?"

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

New theory: Spielberg's always had a soft spot for Temple of Doom and made Crystal Skull solely so that people would stop counting it as the worst Indiana Jones movie.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The only words I can come up with are "I would've given anything to've been there."

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Peter Brotzmann Group - Berlin 1969

YouTube video by Jay Korber

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Star of Bethlehem by Neil Young opens with "ain't it hard when you wake up in the morning." There are lyrics after that, but I can't see why.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

See it now at your local Drive-In!

A movie poster from the creature from the Black lagoon renamed the creature from the reflecting pool

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The photo in this ad looks like they cross-bred Angela Merkel and Paul McCartney.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's a rare day when something makes you equally irked by Beggar's Banquet records and yourself.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Congrats on becoming the world's first trillionaire, Elon. It will not change you being so desperately uncool that you went onto a worldwide stage and said something a 13 year old would be too embarrassed to utter.

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Elon Musk at Trump rally says, 'I'm dark, gothic MAGA' | REUTERS

YouTube video by Reuters

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This is basically Lincoln and Jefferson Davis deciding to wear matching outfits.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

An insect just flew into my coffee and died. I'm trying to find commentary to add to that, but really it stands on its own.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

25 years ago I was in Sound Garden in Baltimore when this came on the PA. My jaw hit the floor at the opening and Alice's piano solo at the end instantly became, and has remained, one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life. #alicecoltrane

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Mantra

YouTube video by Alice Coltrane - Topic

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Just got a presale email for Collective Soul tickets. I'm not surprised they're playing a casino. I'm very surprised they still exist.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/06/2026

Look, he is hiding it so diabolically clever, it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that Mike Johnson fucks goats.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If Utah didn't have a Mormon majority to give them political voice, this would not have been overturned. They're already attacking the "wrong" kinds of Christians; if you've been feeling safe, even happy, about their targets, time to reevaluate if you are one. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

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MSN

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

It took a whopping one use for me to decide I hate Google's new AI search.

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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 08/06/2026

2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a

Comic-book panel from WATCHMEN has blue Dr. Manhattan sitting on the red surface of Mars, depressed at existing in several times at once, the futility of it all

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Your periodic reminder that the Uncyclopedia article on Charles Mingus is one of the greatest things ever written.

en.uncyclopedia.co

Charles Mingus

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

1/6 Let the music nerds sound the alarm on Google Gemini: it is absolutely not reliable.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

A memory that suddenly surfaced: when I first saw the Sex Pistols album as a teenager, I knew nothing of British slang and assumed that The Bollocks were a big deal rock band they were challenging.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/06/2026

our neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it on a different wrong house

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

noooooooo he was also just one of the nicest kindest people to ever work in the arts. Gutted, what a massive loss not just for film but for humanity. RIP Sir Rupert, best man in British TV to the end

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

New level of ADHD unlocked: went to YouTube for a video, got distracted by a Bob Newhart clip, forgot what I'd been looking for in the first place, took a phone call, started listening to a Grateful Dead show, remembered what I'd been looking for, paused right at the start of Sugaree to watch it.

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Eggplant Punk @eggplantpunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I once Googled "why do so many doom metal bands use Orange amps?" About half of the answers were technical discussions of tone and sustain and whatnot. The other half were "because that's what Black Sabbath used on their Beat Club performance."

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