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Craig Ganzer

@eggczar.bsky.social
510 followers 1.1K following 2.4K posts

NYCer, Eph, wine professional, not the arsonist

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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 24m
Is this a "we heard it's a Jewish holiday" kind of thing like the time my college's dining halls had bagels and lox in honor of Passover?
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 54m
Yeah, close to the end of the 7 line.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 1h
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 1h
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 1h
It wasn't even a chain then, I think, just Mr. Liang Pi in the basement of the Golden Mall
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 22h
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 22h
"The lifeboat seemed like it might be getting kinda full so I pushed this old couple overboard cause they were gonna die soon anyway, AITA?"
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 22h
Even knowing exactly where this was going I LOLed at the key moment
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
JD Vance is a garbage person but an excellent weathervane
JD Vance says he won't watch the execution livestream
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who is A. Chu?
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That bakery has a chance to do the funniest thing to the guy who had people thrown in jail for not paying his bills
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New Friday #nytxw PR! I solved the Friday 10/09/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 3:37! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
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Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repo Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From April
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Every member of this ethnic group is a criminal who needs to be imprisoned by the state” is just pure uncut Nazi shit
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uhhhh does that include his boss and his boss's kids?
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surely this would qualify as cruel and unusual, in addition to how incredibly offensive and vile it is that Trump, Hegseth and Miller get off on the idea of a public execution. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u...
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Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history.
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Community note: "this guy is a bad father"
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SNL needs to get Kathy Griffin to do this scene
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Religious freedom is when you have the freedom to believe only exactly what Sam Alito believes
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
¿qué?
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He has a wife, you know
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"James Talarico makes people hot," excellent campaign strategy
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump literally had a TV show designed around the idea that he's a hiring genius!
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump literally had a TV show designed around the idea that he's a hiring genius!
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gabe Poirot be like
Charlie from Always Sunny singing "I got the good lord going down on me"
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice looking olives, but you know what would really elevate that...
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, I'd prefer not to have a roommate whose nickname is "Jackmaster"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-…
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I for one will be profoundly shocked when this tanks both property tax revenue and property values when every foreign national who owns a place in Florida sells it immediately
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 04/10/2026
There are new and specific numbers in this story, so it’s worth reading. I continue to resent the lack of credit to Nick Schwellenbach at @pogo.org, Dan Friedman at @motherjones.com, and me, who have previously reported every other aspect of this story, including that the sale prices were very high.
Kristi Noem's Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She
Left
The Homeland Security Department signed a multi-million dollar agreement to buy five aircraft from a company owned by a political contributor of the secretary on her last day, documents show.
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds swampy!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird cause I thought accusing American Jews of having dual loyalty to Israel was the most anti-Semitic thing anyone had said since the Holocaust
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a people we seem to have gotten better at comedy since then
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did the other 3 and didn't even bother looking at that one. I'd say it's hard for me to imagine a worse category for myself but then there's this
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So IOW likely voter models are pretty good except when Trump is on the ballot?
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't think he'd have the guts for a Soul Man remake
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very normal stuff
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree (in my official capacity)
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same, and '72.
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same (NJ suburbs, but NYC TV stations). I'd never heard of the other tagline til today.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Craig Ganzer @eggczar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gen X (1972) and I've never heard the phrase "I learned it by watching you." I must have seen "this is your brain on drugs" at least a thousand times though. It was memed before memes were a thing!
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