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Alan Says Fuck ICE

@effingalan.bsky.social
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Still the worst person I know.

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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another finished tattoo is in the books. Er, on my shoulder.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@ellieinkc.bsky.social is over there somewhere
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Oktoberfest, ya animals.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a solid night with the kiddo and making some s'mores
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the morning sipping coffee in the hammock and then got a good workout in. Only groceries between me and a nice, chill Saturday.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was good. That is all.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wear a shirt only other old people will appreciate.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bloop
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't say I'm not having a good day.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna enjoy it
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Awesome. Great. Amazing.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We did it, kids
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
World is shit and America sucks but I'm doing the best I can.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've not got much left tbh. Just annoyed.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Current view
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So close, @poopfoot.bsky.social
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Twins
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bloop
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let's gooooo
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That's not my name
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Best I can do is this pre-concert photo.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Once again in LFK to get blasted....by music...in my ears.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Starting to think we should've listened to all the dire climate change warnings. Well not just starting but this is finally caught up to us. Congrats, everyone!
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ready to rock the boat.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Such a drama queen when I leave.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She's picked the right option for the day as I toil to pay for her food.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Went and saw some more music yesterday and finally catching up on rest.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Went and saw some soccer last night and, once again, got super sweaty.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Enjoyed some hammock time this week
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I fucking hate big dumb trucks and their inconsiderate shitty drivers.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Haircut from a different barber for the first time in 17 years. I was very anxious about it but I guess it turned out fine. Don't mind my post-laser nose. It's ugly.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Live music is cool.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
LFK on a Tuesday night because why not?
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP TO THE GOOD ONE
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Laying in my hammock and enjoying my peace.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fyi, this was the line one had to wait in just to refill a water bottle at Fan Fest.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sometimes a pic finally makes all the workouts click. Shoulders coming along nicely.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not to brag but I look good in this pic. Also check out my weiner.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think she wants something
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Think I missed a week or two but remedying that.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Freshly walked dog pic tax
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Went and saw some things go boom last night.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America sucks. Let's drink.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We're back, baby!
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Counterpoint
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Staying cozy
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
At least I'm realllly good at my job.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My kid sent me a text saying, "beautiful sunset" and then dooled, "deadly laser" around the sun. This fuckin kid.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Free toes
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My dog and I went for a walk and these are the three stages.
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