Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My feed with videos of boomer average white guys getting trounced in their political debates. 🤌 020
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Another finished tattoo is in the books. Er, on my shoulder. 130
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@ellieinkc.bsky.social is over there somewhere 220
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah. I see this will be a concert where people don't know to shut the fuck up. 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Had a solid night with the kiddo and making some s'mores 140
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dems should campaign on the only thing Trump has done on his first term is learning how to spell dumb 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent the morning sipping coffee in the hammock and then got a good workout in. Only groceries between me and a nice, chill Saturday. 030
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wear a shirt only other old people will appreciate. 030
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Orange man keeps taking Ls and gaslights into everyone thinking it's not us fault. 000
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Too tired and exhausted and mentally drained to catch up on the bullshit that is current events so I'll assume everything is horrible and we're all dying within a month. 150
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Took less than 10 seconds for the Josh Allen glazing to begin. 231
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026NGL, today was ROUGH from a morning where I found my back gate open and almost got creamed by a truck (not a euphemism) to ending work with a call from a sobbing kid who left his house key in the house. Fun times! 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comScreaming Inside Clown PaintingALT: Screaming Inside Clown Painting 150
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Less hearing about how orange man reacted and continues to react about 9/11 and more about the heroes and the ones lost on 9/11. Thanks. 020
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Four-day birthday weekend complete with Weston shenanigans in Sunday. Looking forward to it being continuously balls hot and peaking on my birthday. 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ready for whatever this fuckin KU football season is gonna be. Let's go. 110
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No one is a whinier bitch than the MOGOP having to actually listen and be subject to their voters. 230
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I need the heat to end for my mental wellness. 130
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kid said he wanted to watch the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because "I've seen a lot of memes." Sigh. Ok, kid 180
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So tired of being frustrated and tired. I should probably go to bed earlier to solve some of that. 040
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you're a Home Alone 2 actor over the age of 80, stay in line. 050
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fucking take the bad people off the mortal coil instead, please. 000
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Still thinking about that coffee shake I had at the Ethnic Enrichment Festival and how I should've seen if they had a brick and mortar place. 110
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Week off of workouts is over! Back to the grind! Somehow my legs are still sore! 120
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026School not starting til next week has me at my wit's end. Fucking Missouri does literally everything wrong. 240
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026World is shit and America sucks but I'm doing the best I can. 020
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Stupid skin stopped absorbing ink and I can't get fit back in until October for my finished tattoo 220
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Listening to Phoebe while doing yard work and showering is a choicestatic.klipy.comTobias Funke Crying in the Shower - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Tobias Funke Crying in the Shower - Arrested Development 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Taking a much needed rest week from workouts (mainly because tattoo tomorrow) and holy hell do I need it because everything is sore. 020
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...cardsagainsthumanity.comWho wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends. 000
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My dog keeps ruining her paw more and I'm about to just sedate her until it's healed. This shit is stressing me out 230
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every new alert on a food recall has me closer to simply going all-carb 210
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Time is a flat circle and people need to stop getting information from memes. Fact Check: Data from a study does not conclude that over 80% of pregnancies end in miscarriage after COVID-19 vaccinations; figures taken out of context | Reuters share.google/Sr3VvuCWuaYp...share.googleFact Check: Data from a study does not conclude that over 80% of pregnancies end in miscarriage after COVID-19 vaccinations; figures taken out of contextCorrecting “3,598” to “3,958” in paragraph nine. Correcting the total number of women who had their vaccine in the first or second trimester from “1,714 and 1,019” to “1,132 and 1,714” in paragraph 15... 000
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Another morning being disappointed he isn't dead 000
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Maybe I'll finish my book today but probably not because I have a hard time staying focused. 120
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Between X-Men 97 and The Ninth Jedi I'm eatin good this week. I should probably go find actual dinner though. 042
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Attacking the guy trying to be the voice of reason during COVID means we are absolutely fucked the next time this shit rolls around. 030
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Some bullshit Beer Kitchen is closing, I tell ya. 010
Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Was having a nice little morning cleaning the house and listening to Young the sgianr and then I saw the stupid RFK Jr interview and gonna go punch a wall now. 010
