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Alan Says Fuck ICE

@effingalan.bsky.social
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Still the worst person I know.

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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My feed with videos of boomer average white guys getting trounced in their political debates. 🤌
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you!
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another finished tattoo is in the books. Er, on my shoulder.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@ellieinkc.bsky.social is over there somewhere
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah. I see this will be a concert where people don't know to shut the fuck up.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I already have a beck one soooo
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My tattoo just finished so grabbing food across the street first.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where It's At
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's because I'm not there. I'm at Uptown
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He does what he wants
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Oktoberfest, ya animals.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a solid night with the kiddo and making some s'mores
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll run out of space eventually!
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tongue tattoo?
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is the Sperm Whale the sequel?
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dems should campaign on the only thing Trump has done on his first term is learning how to spell dumb
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tigers should lose. 0-99.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the morning sipping coffee in the hammock and then got a good workout in. Only groceries between me and a nice, chill Saturday.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was good. That is all.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's probably napping
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wear a shirt only other old people will appreciate.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Orange man keeps taking Ls and gaslights into everyone thinking it's not us fault.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perfect.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too tired and exhausted and mentally drained to catch up on the bullshit that is current events so I'll assume everything is horrible and we're all dying within a month.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Took less than 10 seconds for the Josh Allen glazing to begin.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MOAR JAYHAWK POINTS
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SAD MISSOURI FANS
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bloop
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it ..not? ESPN just says Fox
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My car isn't big enough for that.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My couch
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HAVE SO MUCH FUN
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NGL, today was ROUGH from a morning where I found my back gate open and almost got creamed by a truck (not a euphemism) to ending work with a call from a sobbing kid who left his house key in the house. Fun times!
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes. I ended up in a padded room for a while. May try again.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Screaming Inside Clown Painting
ALT: Screaming Inside Clown Painting
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I half-expected them to announce Missouri is seceding from the United States.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Buy it as a sanctuary for your animal farm.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Less hearing about how orange man reacted and continues to react about 9/11 and more about the heroes and the ones lost on 9/11. Thanks.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't say I'm not having a good day.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Four-day birthday weekend complete with Weston shenanigans in Sunday. Looking forward to it being continuously balls hot and peaking on my birthday.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"welcome to our construction zone"
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ready for whatever this fuckin KU football season is gonna be. Let's go.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I enjoy seasoned food
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They can jump into a sinkhole.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It'll only hurt a little
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No one is a whinier bitch than the MOGOP having to actually listen and be subject to their voters.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yoga class while you eat leftover chowder
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need the heat to end for my mental wellness.
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Swamp Ass 2: The Swampening has arrived
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Alan Says Fuck ICE @effingalan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna enjoy it
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