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@eetommyj.bsky.social
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I am a human sleep enthusiast. Not a doctor.

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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We taunted Happy Fun Ball and its orange wrath has been upon us since 2017
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Happy Fun Ball - SNL
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue Cocaine is better With a small bit of poo
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny became Superbunny #BadBunny #SuperBowlLX
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
IMPEACH & REMOVE #TyrantTrump
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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NPR @npr.org · 01/01/2026
At a neighborhood park, a young boy noticed Natalie's young foster daughter using a walker. His reaction left Natalie with an unexpected feeling of hope for the future. n.pr/4q1aorf
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A little boy gave her hope for her foster daughter's future
At a neighborhood park, a young boy noticed Natalie's young foster daughter using a walker. His reaction left Natalie with an unexpected feeling of hope for the future.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true KEY PART
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The FBI director is flying his girlfriend around on private government planes while FBI agents go without paychecks and families prepare to go hungry as SNAP benefits are being suspended
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"Let them eat urinal cakes" -- Donald J Trump as 47th President
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
#FunFact The J. in Donald J. Trump stands for Joke #DonaldJokeTrump #CancelTrump
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If we all start calling the orange weirdo "Bad Trumpy" will that finally get him thrown out of power?
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So happy you are all here youtu.be/h5SavjMFRLg
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I'm Happy You're Here: Anxiety!
YouTube video by I'm Happy You're Here
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
#CancelTrump
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This you? Just two hours later?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham theonion.com/trump-renames-white-ho…
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Now this is how you Make Apples Great Again
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 25/06/2025
Magnifique! Sublime! Superbe! I loved absorbing @robwords.bsky.social's insights in our episode of Words Unravelled dedicated to French influence in English. 🇫🇷 Plus, I found out why I hate shandies. Eurgh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfK6...
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Why is English full of French words?
YouTube video by Words Unravelled with RobWords and Jess Zafarris
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Parenting Experts Warn Babies Can Hydroplane In As Little As One Inch Of Water theonion.com/parenti...
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Ryan Comes @rbcomes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
WTF?! That building was specifically designed for NSF. 🧪⚛️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/06/2025
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]
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PhishatMSG @phishatmsg.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Philly showin' up today
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy Flag Day 🇺🇸
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Respected around the world
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
America has trumped the shark
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Good job with lowering those high stock prices! 🤣 Do grocery and gasoline prices next, like you promised
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Vice Precedent
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Vice Precedent
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NPR @npr.org · 04/03/2025
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
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James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died
Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Captain Tariff, what a hero. Tanking the markets down to zero ☹️
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Trump says 25% tariffs on Mexican and Canadian imports will start Tuesday, with 'no room' for delay
President Donald Trump says 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico and Canada will start Tuesday, sparking renewed fears of a North American trade war.
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Yay! A milestone for #PhysicsGirl youtube.com/shorts/2ntx9...
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Dianna stands for the first time in 2 years!
YouTube video by Physics Girl
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Dr Ally Louks @drallylouks.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
3. For anyone who isn’t on X, my thesis is titled ‘Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose’. I’ll include the abstract here so everyone can see which texts I worked on and a summary of my ideas.
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It's just another Cyber Monday
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
🤣 The Onion buys Infowars youtu.be/PFdddL6F0kc
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CEO of The Onion's parent company reacts to buying Alex Jones' Infowars
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Tom @eetommyj.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hello Bluesky world!
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