Reposted by thicc thiccstofersondave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160223696
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026maybe it's because i myself am a father now, but love to see good dad shit 030
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comFrisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill UsALT: Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hearing that Vivek Ramaswamy got booed at the fourth of July parade in Lancaster, OH does my heart well 011
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 22/05/202610 Bands I've seen more than once: Bonnie 'Prince' Billy Mogwai Pavement Danny Brown Belle & Sebastian Silver Jews They Might Be Giants Caribou Woods Broken Social Scene HM to the Avalanches for being the only band to have cancelled on me thrice 120
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026"Are these Florsheim?" I ask as I work my tongue furiously across the boot. 000
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 28/12/2025The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes. 1066825889
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/10/2025*narrows eyes* I’d let her fart in my Saab 1123511
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonNational Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 05/08/2025Diddler on the Roof 1423662
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Gonna start calling Clintonville East Upper Arlington 000
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 11/03/2025*Yakov Smirnoff voice* In Trump's America, Canada moves to you! 000
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Happy 5 year anniversary to my last day going into the office 2172
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 06/03/2025i dont skeet enough for this to be meaningful @profanity.accountant 110
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2024They should make a movie about how society celebrates murderous folk heroes who simply turn out to be (allegedly) troubled loners. Then they should make the sequel a musical for some reason. 2648554
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 05/11/2024If this goes the way I think it will, remind me to send Tony Hinchcliffe something nice. 000
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 04/11/2024i haven't seen this in at least 35 years and just seeing the preview image was like a shotgun blast of nostalgia to the face 120
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 16/10/2024time for another WORK IS FOUR LETTERS! for this week's edition, i talked with joe about QA, software development, the state of the industry, and his pick for the best minimum wage job he's ever had. also, look, there's a dog!golikehellmachine.comJoe | Software DeveloperChatGPT can pump out this code, but that’s not your job. Your job is knowing what code you need to write. 86310
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 25/09/2024Athens, Ohio Population: 29,122 Photos from Google Places API Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athens,_Ohio 3266
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #230,575! 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 16/09/2024The silage ice cream I had at Faviken straight up Anton Ego'd me 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 07/08/2024Tim Walz giving the Harris campaign a jolt of ope-mentum 021
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 08/06/2024wife is at the chappell roan show and this is what i am doing with my time 010
Reposted by thicc thiccstofersonThe Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 30/05/2024if you want to know how being found guilty on all counts will impact the election, just Google search Donald Trump rule 34 611739
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 30/05/2024maybe a pyrrhic victory, but fuck if i won't take it 020
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Google's AI overviews are perfect. 10/10, no notes 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 01/04/2024Connections would've been easier today if the sheep had tits 000
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 26/03/2024we needed a good guy with a bigger boat to prevent what happened in Baltimore 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 15/03/2024Teams is easily the worst piece of software I have had to use with any regularity 000
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 20/02/2024screwing the pooch is supposed to just be a figure of speech 010
thicc thiccstoferson @eenw.bsky.social · 02/12/2023hit me with your friday night red wine drunk lil bit stoned jammers 000
