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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 5h
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: Jellybeans fall out of my briefcase. My wife: What? Me: Cop starts breakdancing.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 8h
Do I believe this? No. On the other hand, do I believe this? Absolutely.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 13h
I have more in common, with the bugs in my backyard, than I do with people who think “I’ll train an AI voice model to read to my kids.”
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao hell yeah
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am living in the moment between when you realized you accidentally woke her up to tell her about a grilled cheese recipe, and then realized “No, she really does need to hear about this grilled cheese recipe”
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1) Nobody does it like Kentucky’s video team. 2) I would follow Will Stein into hell.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“No, they fucked up how the iPhone keyboard works…” I mutter quietly to myself
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure, Civ, SimCity, any tactics game, are all correct answers, but they don’t dare to dream. I’m showing Saban hentai dating sims.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 06/10/2026
Sadiqa Reynolds says her client Amina Seck is being released from ICE custody today.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yes, Master Luke. Time for some human/cyborg relations
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DilBertJ
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐐
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Build the Willie Rodriguez statue now imo
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s what the fuck I’m talking about #bbn
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imogene Poots?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does scran mean good or does scran mean bad?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d bread and deep fry it
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing your own merch, for your CNN interview. You truly are The Icon
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like an ad for a Senior Retirement Community For Gamers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New craziest sentence I’ve ever read just dropped
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like an Aardman character come to life
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought they were from Liverpool
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it phrenology to say you can just look at these doughballs and tell they’re stupid as fuck?
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochteg...
en.wikipedia.org
Lochtegate - Wikipedia
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s allowed
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If a baby headbutts you, that’s a sign of deep respect, in their culture
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BLUE ALERT:
youtu.be
The Simpsons - Searching For A Hatless Suspect
YouTube video by Admiral Titan Entertainment (Mr Jason Well)
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cincinnati Bengals Cincinnati Buttholes
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike Tomlin if his kids never introduced him to Minecraft
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will Stein unleashing Javante Barnes like he’s Eva Unit 00
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is no moral or ethical way to live with Christian nationalist fascists. Also: shut da fuck up
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Facebook voice] predident o.!n tv tn vs tex
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao the audio for the Tennessee-Texas game going absolutely haywire, right after they did a hit about how the president being there wouldn’t mess with communications
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“All these words…”
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hm
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SEX . . . . . . . . . Now that I have your attention: Follow Friday Ed Stink
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bad ass
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Far as I know, the most notable football thing Pete Hegseth has ever done was show up at the A&M game, and watch Kentucky process them into a paste.
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh HELL no. They’ve just messed with the wrong fandom 😡😤
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sarah Jessica Parker: I see the fabric of time weaving a great tapestry of my life. I am watching my birth and death with the same eyes. There is no difference between the creation of the universe and its annihilation. Craig T Nelson:
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jake @edstink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uncle O’Morrissey
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