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Ed Quoththeraven

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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 10h
"Keep Smiling, never mind the Bills" - Mike Vrabel, today
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 16h
Coventry was the UK's City of Culture from 2021 to 2025
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 17h
Completely forgotten Al from the Department of Lost in Eerie, Indiana was in Terminator
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/new... They've got Big Rosti burger from Germany and paprika fries from the Netherlands, they should have taken a different route through Europe and borrowed the option of an alcohol free beer on your meal deal from Belgium
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World Menu Heists 2026
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some alcohol free beers taste similar enough to their alcoholic counterparts they'd be difficult to tell apart side by side. These on the other hand would be tough to distinguish from San Pellegrino
Can of Peroni 0.0% blood orange and can of Peroni 0.0% lemon
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hawkstone beer is being advertised as "hard to make, easy to drink". So hard to make they've had to get Tennant's to make their lager for them. So easy to drink, because it's like Tennant's Lager
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lot of centrist dads wearing black armbands today for some reason
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Traitors is a high profile TV show in which part of the appeal for contestants and viewers seems to be the opportunity to wear their (un)conscious biases as badges of honour. So I'll leave you to it, yeah?
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@13411fahad.bsky.social have you ever seen this? Never realised just how much Dermot Reeve looks like Benedict Cumberbatch youtu.be/r8nK2PWR7g8?...
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Year of the Bear.mov
Share your videos with friends, family and the world
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the same week as all the discussions about inappropriate group chats at Cornell, I notice Nottinghamshire CCC's Player of the Year was Joe Clarke
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tara is the hero we need, and a better hero than we deserve
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pleased to report American names and hats remain undefeated
Tennessee Titans Facebook post:

Remembering Bum Phillips on his birthday (blue heart emoji)

Picture of a middle aged man in a cowboy hat and glasses
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bet he had to be talked out of using the Everton FC 1995 FA Cup Final version
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"That was "the DJ was a nonce and his favourite singer strangled his wife on stage" by the Unoriginal Memes"
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"iconic meaty morsels" is an elite tier second mention
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arsenal fans doing "Wenger Out", leading to his role at FIFA trying to ruin football, has to be one of the most extreme cases of Be Careful What You Wish For in living memory
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Borrowing this to make a different point. One of the frequent patterns I found in CAMRA was people losing the argument, losing the ability to maintain their civility, and then deciding me using my first and middle names was "hiding behind a screen name"
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I reckon at a conservative estimate a thousand people in CAMRA could have posted that meme about something I'd said
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yalcouye is the one who should be given serious punishment. Not for excessive force, but for excessive rugby behaviour
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A local cricket club had a special guest presenting the awards. @samwhyte.bsky.social @13411fahad.bsky.social I wonder if any of the "interesting" questions were about going to South Africa
Thank you to everyone who attended last nights first whole club presentation evening. Congratulations to all the award winners and players who contributed to such a fun season. A big thank you to all the parents, families, coaches and club volunteers who make it all possible. Finally, a huge thank you to former Nottinghamshire and England star, Chris Broad for giving up his evening to present the awards and answer some interesting questions from the juniors!
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd like to know so I can find out how many of them are in the new Good Beer Guide.
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like how committed they are to plain English where here in the UK we would have dressed it up as "catfishing awareness" or "mandatory online safety training"
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My BlueSky timeline has declared itself a rabbit of negative euphoria
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Orange Organics have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A photo of the band the Orange Organics from the TV series Pugwall
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎶 if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I would play Doucoure (I would play Doucoure) If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd play him in the Carabao Cup (a midweek game against Middlesbrough)🎶
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Preseason training for No Nut November
Facebook post for a restaurant called Orbis in Stamford with a typo saying "celebate this September"
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ever wondered about the philosophy of rugby league? Read this
A cover of Thus Spake Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche has been edited to read "I can't Spake Zarathustra", in reference to rugby league commentator Mick Morgan
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've just gone back to back on this week's Football Kickback episodes. @twoht.bsky.social @samwhyte.bsky.social big love to you both
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly.
Dolly Parton has passed away today and we've truly lost one of the greats.

Growing up, I watched her spend many years as the subject of other people's jokes. Most were about her appearance, most were delivered by men who thought they were paying her a compliment, and all of them were intended to reduce a serious songwriter and businesswoman to a cartoon with blonde hair.

She answered every one of them with a better joke of her own, and went straight back to work.

That work included some of the best songs written in the last century, huge contributions to healthcare and vaccination programmes, and a library scheme that has given away hundreds of millions of books to children who might not otherwise have had one. 

She did it all without a grudge, without preaching, and without ever once seeming to need the credit.

On a day when the news was also full of a man who has built a career out of contempt for other people (and particularly women), the difference in approach could not be clearer. Grace and compassion, it turns out, are not the soft option; they are the durable one.

The world is a darker place tonight, but great artists leave the light on when they go. Her music and her generosity will keep it shining for a very long time.

Rest easy Dolly. Thank you for everything; we will always love you.The divine Dolly Parton.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/08/2026
I was flipping through channels on the radio and caught the last half or so of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and then the DJ came in and said "We'll continue our Yacht Rock Weekend right after this!"
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ghoul dente, convenience BASTARD 🍝 @katbridges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Slap Shot is my perennial sleeper example of a movie in which misogyny is present but not celebrated, a surprise Bechdel-test passer. then again, being written by a woman helps
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Slap Shot Steve Hanson
Alt: Slap Shot Steve Hanson
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"any allergies or intolerances?" No allergies but some of them are a bit racist
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@twoht.bsky.social spotted this in the pub I'm staying in and thought of you
Clocking in machine mounted on a wall, surrounded by photos and a plant
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rejected Frances McDormand film titles
Leaflet headed "three walks from the Bear's Paw"

"Warmingham circular, the Moat & Watch Lane Flash, Sandbach Flashes & River Wheelock"

Photo of a pub underneath
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm in a cafe in Crewe. Their book exchange has something very much of its time, in terms of its pun title and ridiculous cover.
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Letts Rip!
Read reviews from the world’s largest community for readers. Throughout the New Labour years - that decade of deceit, that era of wretched wriggle - the Da…
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 18/08/2026
Frank Beard was such a great drummer. If you think you know ZZ Top, listen to this.
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ZZ Top - Waitin' For The Bus & Jesus Just Left Chicago [Live At Montreux, Switzerland July 10/2013]
YouTube video by Tony RS
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Men's Trent Bottle Rockets more like send post
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
High performance bin? Jake Humphrey catching a stray here
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of the main reasons I decided to stop celebrating my birthday is that my sister in law and her husband thought an appropriate present for my 40th was 12 bottles of Clarkson's beer.
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And if you're interested how being driven mad by children's TV can influence your creativity, there's also this: youtu.be/SULQezEOiGo?...
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can't remember who said it but someone on Twitter once referred to Paw Patrol as the logical endgame of the privatisation of public and emergency services
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Venn diagram of "just make a Patreon" and "ugh it's behind a pay wall" is one circle exactly on top of another
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In 2011-12 I was ill a lot. Like every four weeks I'd get a debilitating stomach bug that took me out of action for two-three days. After the sixth time I went to the doctor, explained what kept happening. He recommended a blood test.
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm going to see Demi Marriner on her UK tour and you should too www.instagram.com/p/Dbc5DZTOdn...
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If someone was aggressive and unpleasant to people they didn’t know / never met, but also really nice to their close friends, I’m not sure the second thing makes the first thing OK. It’s a bit of a low fucking bar, to be honest. It’s hardly worth celebrating. “Was nice to eight selected people.”
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It takes a uniquely fucked up man to break his own heart and the right girl at the wrong time to make him do it. One Too Many, Luke Doucet
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Weird day today. At one point I had my hair cut
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Ed Quoththeraven @edquoththeraven.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
DEAR MARK ZUCKERBERG, I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR FUCKO THE KNIFE ROBOT TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA OR STAB ANY PART OF MY BODY
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