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diehard 9front fan | "plan9 fixed this 20+ years ago" (2002 ca.) | favs: 9front, openbsd, plan9 c (now "kenc"), rc shell, go, haskell | italian (native), english (b2) | cishet, antifa edolg.net

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
HEADLINE: Sam Altman says we are in the singularity: 'This is the moment'

PIC: Sam Altman
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 23/09/2026
words are numbers in base 26
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 22/09/2026
Daily Sequence Quordle 1702 6️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 m-w.com/games/quordle/
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skip 🐾 @ski.pe · 20/09/2026
Sunday nothingburger for you: iPhone 18 Pro Max has a "Prepare to Ship" feature which intentionally discharges the 20 Wh battery. /usr/libexec/BatteryDischargeService handles this by calling [[NSProcessInfo processInfo] activeProcessorCount] and spawning that many NSThreads that spin until stopped
Screenshot of Binary Ninja decompilation output:

void worker_thread_work(void* closure_data @ x20)
{
    void* closure_data_1 = closure_data;
    int64_t closure_data__ofs0 = data_100014f98;

    if (!((uint32_t)*(uint8_t*)((char*)closure_data + closure_data__ofs0) & 1))
        return;

    int64_t iterations = 1;

    while (true)
    {
        if (iterations / 1000000 * 1000000 == iterations)
        {
            id current_thread = [[[NSThread self] currentThread] retain];
            int32_t is_cancelled = [current_thread isCancelled];
            _objc_release_x19(current_thread);

            if (is_cancelled & 1)
                break;
        }

        if (!((uint32_t)*(uint8_t*)((char*)closure_data + closure_data__ofs0) & 1))
            break;

        bool did_overflow = iterations + 1;
        iterations += 1;

        if (did_overflow)
            trap(1);
    }
}
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 20/09/2026
check behind your ear
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 20/09/2026
export
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 20/09/2026
that's a title if i ever read one
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 19/09/2026
🙂 Daily Quordle 1699 9️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 12/09/2026
bruh
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 12/09/2026
Don't forget human rights
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 10/09/2026
caught a cold damnit
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Davis/Mavis @voxelroguery.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
bestfriEND boyfriEND girlfriEND it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? 97-year-old NYC diner that still serves their Coke the old fashioned way.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
low effort post showing a picture of a spheal pokemon plush wearing sunglasses from the video yesterday with impact font "THAT FEELING WHEN WHEN IT'S FRIDAY"
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 02/09/2026
I should really try that Acid Shaders 1.5 on Minecraft
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If you are still asking why regular people hate ai, you aren’t paying attention.
kptv.com
Federal judge rules that AI-generated child sex abuse material is protected under the First Amendment
A Wisconsin judge dismissed charges against a man accused of creating and distributing AI-generated child sexual abuse material, citing First Amendment precedent.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
only the tired people will repost this
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 29/08/2026
calmbaiting
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 29/08/2026
Probably the Nintendo DS Lite
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 29/08/2026
haha sometimes
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 28/08/2026
wow it’s real, now i kinda feel bad for making fun of her weird body
ai image of a lady doing something with a salad

ai image detection

This image is likely real
96% REAL
Al Likelihood
4%
Confidence
Low
Classification
Real

(this is fake, i tested a real image and then replaced it with the ai image after)
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seb @sebastian.jittr.click.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
"you made the sandwich" meme, but it says:

ISO/IEC WG 14 be like "Despite the name, a non-directive is a preprocessing directive."

my committee in christ you named the directive
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 27/08/2026
"i care because you do" -aphex twin
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Go @golang.org · 27/08/2026
Congrats to Go co-creator Rob Pike on receiving the 2026 USENIX Lifetime Achievement Award (The Flame)! 🔥 Rob’s impact spans Go, UTF-8, Plan 9, & Unix programming classics. 📺 Watch acceptance speech: youtu.be/wSXATB0H1DY 📖 USENIX citation: www.usenix.org/about/awards...
youtu.be
Acceptance video for the 2026 USENIX Lifetime Achievement Award (the "Flame")
YouTube video by Rob Pike
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 27/08/2026
"i don't want to play with you anymore" meme
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 25/08/2026
X shuts down apps that show its posts. Bluesky exists to ernable it. One of these networks is about promoting freedom, the other is not.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 25/08/2026
🔥1
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 22/08/2026
"C#" yet i still need my glasses
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 21/08/2026
I think we should normalize bringing our own bootable USB stick to computer/electronics shops to test how much hardware in the PC we want to buy is compatible with the OS that will be installed on it. I mean, it's probably not forbidden by shops but I fear I might look suspicious and get kicked out.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 20/08/2026
top or bottom?
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 20/08/2026
More than half of the times I write "postgresql" i make a typo...
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I cannot stress enough: the AI bubble has already popped it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups. keep hating on AI, you're winning
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 19/08/2026
goated movie
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 18/08/2026
Why is reading the things you're supposed to study so boring while reading the things you're NOT supposed to study so interesting?
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 18/08/2026
imagine being a just in time in the big 26
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 18/08/2026
Conservatives don't deserve to have Aphex Twin on their flag.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 17/08/2026
Ah, then yes! I agree with spreading the word.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 16/08/2026
If all knowledge was available to everyone at zero cost, the world would be a better place. In a similar way, some intellectual property is just bad. Knowledge or inventions that can benefit everyone (e.g. seat belts) must be shared and not profited on for the sake of money. Art IP is another story.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 16/08/2026
Remember: experts in the field never boast their knowledge, and are instead usually humble about it. If someone *appears* to know more than you and makes you feel shit about it, it's all Dunning-Kruger.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 14/08/2026
i love this weather
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 13/08/2026
"sandboxing" the app? ah, you mean condoming it
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 12/08/2026
portland gatekeeping
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 12/08/2026
Today I have two pro tips to share: one is to clean your A/C filters (now it's almost cold in the room, before it could barely keep up with the heat) while the other is to move your keyboard if you see you mistype a lot.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 06/08/2026
yeah, too easy
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Møtif (Alex) @m0tif.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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rob pike @robpike.io · 05/08/2026
A deep dive into how the tech bros will make the stars disappear because... actually I don't really know why. I can't fathom any of it. They are just doing it. mastodon.social/@sundogplane...
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Prof. Sam Lawler (@sundogplanets@mastodon.social)
New paper thread! "Rings in the Sky: Orbital Data Centres and Potential Impacts to Astronomy and the Sky" by A. Boley, me, and @hannorein. Submitted, and posted to the arxiv preprint server. What w...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
Technological Advancements Allow Data Centers To Run On Even More Electricity theonion.com/technological-advancem…
Technological Advancements Allow Data Centers To Run On Even More Electricity
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Sharb 🏳️‍⚧️ @firengames.com · 04/08/2026
The vibe coded recomps are scary to me because more and more people are spreading them around before they can be properly investigated. It's only a matter of time before malware is put into one of these disguising itself as a mario 3 recomp and making headlines.
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Edoardo; @edolg.net · 03/08/2026
NEW 9FRONT RELEASE I REPEAT NEW 9FRONT RELEASE PREPARE TO SYSUPDATE also, search for "edo" in the changelog :)
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