Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 11hHow would you describe your mind? 1. crackling wildfire 2. distant foggy shore 3. dark dense forest 4. Muppets on acid 146510
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fade into your day. Fade into old bookstores. Fade into dark taverns. Fade into soft sad music. Fade into a sinister fog on the coast. Fade into the mossy forest, for a day or forever. 010832
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026What's your favorite kind of alien? 1. little grey weirdos 2. sleek killing machine 3. unspeakable cosmic horror 4. ALF 22676
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Your daily affirmation: We should always try our best, so if the best you can do today is crawl into a mossy den in the old forest and hibernate for 1,000 years, that's ok. 27922
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19hSure, the world may be falling apart, but don't you let that stop you from being kind. Don't let it stop you from making new friends, brewing backyard rum, or joining the spirits who float through the forest at midnight. 28525
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's never too late to learn new hobbies & skills. Start haunting your local graveyard. Unfurl your bat wings and roost in the attic of an abandoned castle. Learn some ancient spells and take your rightful place as a wild witch of the moors. 07217
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21hYour daily affirmation: You can accomplish anything you set your mind to, especially if those things include resting, reading, and dreaming of fried potatoes. 49424
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026What's your favorite kind of alien? 1. little grey weirdos 2. sleek killing machine 3. unspeakable cosmic horror 4. ALF 22676
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Don't give up on your dreams. You might be the best crafter of cheap circus whiskey the world has ever seen, but we'll never know until you try. 05410
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What's the best birthday present? 1. art from local artists 2. basket of banned books 3. wine & free time 4. snacks & enchanted slacks 10679
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Things are not hidden by fog. Rather, it reveals a new kind of beauty. #ForestFriday 523141
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There's nothing wrong with you, and you are not broken. The world that should offer us peace, warmth, and a haunted old forest surrounding every town is broken. 011739
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Remember, there is nothing stopping you from being kind. Also, there's nothing stopping you from learning the secret language of owls, or building an unstable catapult that launches balls of swords. 29115
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Your daily affirmation: You are strong. You are powerful. You could devour worlds if you wanted to, though the worlds would have to be very small, like maybe cupcake sized. 17116
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What's the best birthday present? 1. art from local artists 2. basket of banned books 3. wine & free time 4. snacks & enchanted slacks 10679
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Life is constantly making demands of us, but it's ok to ignore most of them until life learns some manners and stops being so rude. 16715
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What's your Autumn look? 1. cozy sweater witch 2. exhausted elder goth 3. book vampire 4. shambling darkness 2312729
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You may not love what you do for a living, but you can love the way you do it - with kindness, compassion, strange cosmic energy, and old weird magic. 08514
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Be the change you want to see in the world. Especially if that change is becoming a person who reads books aloud in the forest for all the creatures and wild folk of the wood to listen to. 07019
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Have some cake!static.klipy.comCutting a Slice of Chocolate Birthday CakeAlt: Cutting a Slice of Chocolate Birthday Cake 140
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Remember to remind yourself that many amazing creatures become even more beautiful as they age, molt, and shed, so you can too. 29927
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Your daily affirmation: You don't need to wait for a birthday to celebrate yourself. If you managed to put pants on today, have some cake. 79329
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What's your Autumn look? 1. cozy sweater witch 2. exhausted elder goth 3. book vampire 4. shambling darkness 2312729
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comShadowheart: I Would Never! (Baldur's Gate 3)Alt: Shadowheart: I Would Never! (Baldur's Gate 3) 010
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's good to have hobbies. It's even better if your hobbies include enjoying burritos and laughing at the absurdity of life. 011215
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What do you collect? 1. books 2. memories 3. haunted dolls 4. bones of my enemies 18869
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Your daily affirmation: We should always try our best, so if the best you can do today is shamble to the market looking like a feral swamp creature, that's ok. 310026
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every day brings an opportunity for change. Change your diet to include more boozy milkshakes. Change your wardrobe to include enchanted slacks and a haunted cardigan. Change the phone in your hand into a book and never look back. 26011
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Community news! Cthulhu will not be appearing at the Library Story Time today after all. There was a problem with the unspoken horror's work visa. 58416
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Don't hide your laughter from the world. Be the haunting cackle that drifts through an empty alley at night, sending shivers down the spine of all who hear it. 08621
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Your daily horoscope: Live like a blimp - take your time, move quietly, and rise above the chaos that surrounds you. 3479
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What do you collect? 1. books 2. memories 3. haunted dolls 4. bones of my enemies 18869
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What's your best weapon? 1. big brain 2. scathing sarcasm 3. devastating side-eye 4. quick wit & dangerous fists 9473
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never give up. Somewhere out there is an old manor house on the moors that needs a new shadow lurking in the attic, drawing travellers towards their romantically terrifying doom. 1465
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Travel is a good way to expand your horizons. It's also a good way to meet talkative animals in little tweed suits who will invite you to their book club at the secret library hidden deep in the old forest. 28621
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Slow down and enjoy the small things in life, like a golden field of wildflowers, or the warm glow in the eyes of an ancient forest horror as it snatches at you from the shadows. 05816
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your daily affirmation: The story of your life is not yet written. There's still time to add sword skills and accidental ownership of a dilapidated castle on the coast to your narrative. 47117
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What's your best weapon? 1. big brain 2. scathing sarcasm 3. devastating side-eye 4. quick wit & dangerous fists 9473
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What's your favorite autumnal color? 1. smashing pumpkins 2. scattered bones 3. witch glow 4. midnight cemetery 9706
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Your daily affirmation: You haven't yet met all the people in your life that will be charmed or horrified by your weirdness. Take comfort in that. 210733
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Creativity has many forms. Find one that's right for you. Shamble to the market in a moss cloak. Teach the local raccoons to become wizards. Build a catapult that launches balls of swords. Grow antlers and become a haunted menace of the north woods. 07018
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comCookie Monster Getting HungryAlt: Cookie Monster Getting Hungry 000
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You are not alone. Even now, the restless undead are clawing at their caskets and digging up through the loamy soil in a desperate attempt to reach you. Take comfort in that. 47818
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Try to be a kind person in the world. After that, be a rumpled library detective who never gives up on a case, or a forgetful wizard who lives in a forgotten tower in the forest, or something cool like that. 08117
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your daily affirmation: Don't let Monday defeat you. Grab Monday with both hands, wield it like a weapon, and lay waste to the entire week before you. 35414
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What's your favorite autumnal color? 1. smashing pumpkins 2. scattered bones 3. witch glow 4. midnight cemetery 9706
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Your daily affirmation: I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if I look like something that's been lurking for decades in the attic of a haunted mansion on the moors. 38423
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What forest spirit best matches your mood? 1. wandering shade 2. mumbling moss mound 3. howling bones 4. weirdest tree in the world 9675
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The future is not written in stone, but the new SorrowScopes will give you a glimpse of the terrible possibilities. @sorrowscopes.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a monster that looks like a christmas tree with a r on the bottomAlt: a drawing of a monster that looks like a christmas tree, all eyes and tentacles 543456
Reposted by Edmonds ScannerSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy. 022468