Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295268212869
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Overheard: "It tastes like getting drunk by licking someone trying to get a suntan." - Jeff Thompson at @inconindy.bsky.social (About Malibu rum) 140
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Said fan, when questioned on how to fix this, shouted, "Just bring back Tom Baker!" Tom Baker, retired from the role since 1981, had no comment, just a big cheesy grin accompanied by rolling of his eyes. 030
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 09/06/2026No spoilers, but the diner would have had me at cherry pie. This is why I'm not in the FDPDA, I guess! 010
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Love to see someone booed lustily. Lustily: the only way to boo. 595287388
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I admit I've stalled out writing Cannon Belle Run, but I want to get back to it soon! 010
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It's so good to see you back online, Jorie! <3 101
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. 230
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Probably because the computer is always gassing him up and telling him how right he is. He's in love. 010
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My late uncle Chuck used to say he wanted to win the lottery, not to be stinking rich, but to be well off enough to turn in his resignation, tied around a brick, thrown through the front window. 020
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 06/05/2026DAWKINS: Trans women aren't women, because chromosomes. ALSO DAWKINS: I've decided that Claude is a girl, and I'm calling her Claudia now. 1192
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Poor, poor pitiful me! Wait no, that's Juice Newton 000
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My absolute favorite actual-play TTRPG podcast is starting a new season, and this time they're delving into their own brand of epic fantasy! 082
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 24/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "Alt: Grandpa Simpson is holding a newspaper that says "old man yells at cloud", depicting him shaking his fist and yelling at a cloud. 000
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 21/04/2026This seems very @blaseball.bsky.social -like. I'm curious what will come of it. "The Almighty Ice has appeared. I've enrolled for Hockay—one sport no one asked for but everyone needed. Don't get left off the roster. hockay.com "hockay.comHockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season. 000
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Headcanon: Vicrean is basically The Dread Pirate Roberts. 020
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Names that even @unexploredcast.bsky.social haven't used. Yet. My next character might have to be named Saratonin. 020
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There is no McTry. 368222083731
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026So it turns out it was a big nothing, and while I'm relieved he didn't go through with his genocidal threat, I'm angry that he made it, and angry that he terrorized the whole world with his bluster. I'm sick of him getting away with shit like this. He needs to be removed from power. 030
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026Struggling with the work/WW3 balance. 262837653
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Maybe it's my GenX cold war upbringing talking, but I'm absolutely terrified that the Felon is about to drop a nuke on Iran just because he can. The only winning move is not to play at all.media.tenor.coma map of the world is displayed on a monitorAlt: Animation from the movie Wargames in which a computer predicts mutual assured destruction with missiles launching from every corner of the globe to wipe out all of civilization. 170
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The 25th requires action by the VP, and that's not going to happen, unfortunately. 000
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 02/04/2026At least one good thing happened. #tothemoon 020
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I'm angry this morning. There are still trans influencers out there pushing transmedicalism. They're still saying nonbinary people aren't valid. They're still saying trans lesbians are just pretenders. I thought we'd gotten past that, but people I respect are still sharing their gatekeeping "tea". 140
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I don't think I've ever been sunburned in March before. 230
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonMicah @rincewind.run · 28/03/2026thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win 2965851480
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Here's a screenshot I just took of the Wayback Machine archive of the page from 1996. It looked better in Netscape, though there were <blink> tags back then. *shudder* 030
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Random fact about me: I created a searchable web directory that got over a million hits a day before Google existed. 160
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Minding my own business when my playlist comes up with "Solar Eclipse" by The Garages and I'm bawling. "i'm tired of wondering how i can manage if my life's just acceptable collateral damage don't want to be forgotten, don't want to forgive is it so bad that i just want to live?" How's your day? 020
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Is the plan to release the system eventually? 110
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/03/20261. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit. An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans. It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.com4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care BansThey ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults. 14230341538
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Andy "Brak" Merrill is in the Mar10 spirit today! 000
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonLudibriumventis @ludibriumventis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026As is the tradition... 0122
Reposted by Chrissy GarrisonKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294923978
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"Falsified documents" my ass! We had to jump through all the legal and bureaucratic hoops, we paid to have our day in court and were granted our IDs by Indiana judges, not to mention the Dept of Vital Records, the SSA, and the State Department. If he succeeds, no one's ID is safe. 260
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein 020
Chrissy Garrison @ecgarrison.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Still trying to understand the world from context, but I'm loving all the characters so much! 000
