Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffrey Archer is a reformed man and as of today will lie and slander no more. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Almost forgot my annual profound message for World Cerebral Palsy Day: It sucks, don't get it. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In a hotel room having a coffee from a plastic Nespresso pod. Not a bad cuppa but if I'm going to kill all those fish to have a coffee I'd at least like to eat them alongside. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did you know that to a fish a plastic bag floating on top of the sea can look like evidence humans are utter twats? 000
Reposted by Ted ShiressAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Regret to report that the Syncopaticaption system from W1A is out in the wild. 1113951
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every so often this needs to be shared again, now is one of those times www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azk0...youtube.comIan Hislop owns Patel on death penalty.YouTube video by Foccer Wulf 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I suck so much at building an audience on this so here: HI! Very occasionally I'm funny so please follow me! 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Danny Tommo's kids won't get to see their dad this Christmas. Spare a thought for how sad they'll be when he finally gets out. 011
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love how the Right call the Left snowflakes while they piss themselves over a children's Youtuber. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How to you spell "Destruction of all natural resources essential for survival" with two letters? AI. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nurse, nurse! He hasn't taken his meds again! 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If five people repost this who aren't bots I'll... I'll... I'll... Well I don't know what I'll do but I'll be very happy. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Turns out drinking the blood of Iraqi children is great for muscle growth 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Four things that make me sound right-wing www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QQf...youtube.comMy Four Most REACTIONARY BeliefsYouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: Why do I (a disabled political guitar-loving comedy type) struggle to get followers here? Also Me: 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gregg Wallace's Facebook videos are the most tragic thing since 9/11 000
Reposted by Ted ShiressNewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4buff.lyScientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising pageThe world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,… 38152
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So we've got a child leading a fascist mob chanting "Let them drown!!". Want to talk about child-grooming now eh, Tommy and Nige? 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My desperate attempt to go viral... ...Anyone? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyB_...youtube.comDisabled Man Helps ED SHEERAN Overcome Speech ImpairmentYouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I thought this might help Ed Sheeran youtube.com/shorts/fyB_e...youtube.comDisabled Man Helps ED SHEERAN Overcome Speech ImpairmentYouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honest question: why is being able to walk so important? There are 100 things I'd do if I woke up without Cerebral Palsy, I'm not sure 'going for a country hike' would even make the list. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran's apologies are about as plastic and disposable as his songs 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This needed saying again www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHA...youtube.comWhy Don't Celebrities Shut Up About Politics?YouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look, people with cp can make funny videos - I just suck, 001
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Porn barons and oil barons are very similar: all compromised morally but a few have enough conscience to help clean up the spills. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm pretty sure repeatedly sharing a 13 year old photo of a guy in a costume which now looks antisemitic is far more damaging to Jewish people than doing a character one time 13 years ago that you have since apologised for. 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I see bandwagon, I jump youtu.be/MR9m8yclctQyoutu.beEd Sheeran Is A Complete TOOLYouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't see why people are surprised Michael Moore cares about Palestinians but wtf is he doing at an Ed Sheeran gig? ...Oh, MACKLEMORE. My bad. 000
Reposted by Ted ShiressEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine 14083595
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This rate Ed Sheeran will be left with Ted Nugent for his opening act 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Seems like if you spout lies about foreigners shady billionaires give you a tonne of dosh. I'm not prepared to lie maliciously about foreigners but here are some harmless lies I'm happy to spout for insane amounts of cash 100
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Joining in the #chrispackham debate (spoiler: I'm not really) www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIRv...youtube.comIs Chris Packham ACTUALLY Autistic?YouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My Cerebral Palsy means I can't control my hands - that's why I punch Reform members. 001
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My thoughts go out to Erika Kirk. I wouldn't like to have her head after how much she must have partied yesterday 001
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I probably just annoy people whoring my mediocre videos on here but if anybody wants to watch me swear and praise the RNLI please do so here... 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lifeboats! youtu.be/gUB2uUoUANQ?...youtu.beThe RNLI Rule!YouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Imagine getting shot the day before 9/11 and making it all about you. Selfish, selfish Charlie Kirk 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How hard would it be to crowdfund a £5m donation to the RLNI and send it via Thailand? The irony would just be off the scale 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Triggering gammon is an acceptable reason to donate to the RNLI right? 000
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Please join my new movement: Make Tax Great Again! youtu.be/DR1L-VAN_JQyoutu.beMake Tax Great Again!YouTube video by Ted Shiress 100
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Saying Farage looks like a frog may seem amusing but please consider frogs' feelings 001
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just remember, if you're concerned about dairy-farming's effect on the environment it's fine to throw plant-based milkshake over Farage too 030
Reposted by Ted ShiressMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026however much you hate billionaires is not enough 574376745
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My theory about Robert Jenrick www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKMK...youtube.comMy Theory About ROBERT JENRICK #Reform #FarageYouTube video by Ted Shiress 001
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So wait a minute, "They're doing things to our women" was a Farage talking point, yet when he sees a woman being groped/assaulted at one of his conferences he cheers it on?! The sooner this frog-faced c*nt gets banged up the better for humanity. 001
Reposted by Ted ShiressParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you block the roads you can expect angry condemnation from Rupert. Unless you're a masked far-right fuckwit, in which case you can expect wholehearted support. 20699231
Ted Shiress @eccentricman87.bsky.social · 07/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCn...youtube.comRaw Milk - MAGA's Favourite Creamy White StuffYouTube video by Ted Shiress 000
