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EBS

@ebs.bsky.social
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Business, law, tomfoolery, BigFloof™️, Hamilton “Hammy” Floof™️, SandSnakes (my three daughters), cooking enthusiast. Reasonable but prone to sarcasm, most of which is friendly. I’m correct, but it’s neither legal nor financial advice.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Waking up every day to a full slate of World Cup games is like Christmas every morning. Once again I will watch every game and schedule my life around them. To be a fan requires sacrifice! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my daughters said “What’s the big deal? It’s just the World Cup” during a game. I wrote her out of my will at halftime.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just wanted to check the cost of an iPhone repair. I wasn’t looking for a sad story.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Found a coffee shop with a tres leches style Biscoff cake, and I believe my weight is about to fluctuate significantly.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Today my girls texted me - while I was in the middle of a meeting at my office - asking me to order them buffalo wings for delivery because they were feeling snacky in the pool. Raising girls is really easy if you never tell them ‘no’.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Seeing a “How Rounding Works” explanation sheet at a place that no longer accepts pennies did not bolster my confidence in our education system.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I guess Cornyn can go back to his wife’s dry-ass brisket.
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
130lbs of lapdog
Large tan dog laying on couch napping with head against owner while owner pets his ear.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My girls when I sit them down to talk about attitude issues.
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Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!
ALT: Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is a disgusting use of power to break apart families.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The coffee place writes “K” on my lid to differentiate it from my wife’s coffee. I was placing my hand on top of the lid of my coffee cup to keep it steady. Just looked at my hand and noticed “KKK” had rubbed off onto my palm in permanent marker. Do not like.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sometimes as I ride the train downtown I wonder if I falsely perceive myself as a manicured professional when in fact I’m disheveled and muttering to myself about UFOs, Jesus, and the FBI. Dementia is a terrifying concept. This skeet sponsored by the guy muttering across from me on the train.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yeah, I can’t believe this has to be said, but…[looks at country]…wait, yes I can.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yes my shirt is wrinkled. It’s linen. Kind of a pain. But it’s also linen weather, and Friday, and my schedule is light, so deal with it. I’ll be all dressed up for date night tonight.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193
A painting of a man and a woman standing in front of a red Chevrolet truck. The man is holding a hoe; the woman is holding a bucket with house cleaning supplies. The artist's two parents stand proudly in front of the painting.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Copilot was unable to draft an email from me using the prompt “what the hell, damn guy?”. Useless.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
White Hot Chili Peppers
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms, Grandmoms, and caretakers out there.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ticket prices are absurd. I’d planned to travel and watch several games but the ticket prices have changed my plans. More importantly, I’m afraid it will have a negative effect on stadium atmosphere.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There’s a seven-eleven near my office that plays opera music through its outside speakers. I walk past it every day, and it always brightens my mood. What little things in your life make you happy?
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Shoutout to the old dude on the train this morning who was rocking a cassette Walkman with wired headphones.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’ve been making a pre-sleep milkshake every night before bed. Highly recommend.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Walking from the train to the office this morning I saw a cybertruck try to wedge itself into a parking space that was clearly too small for it. I watched, gleefully, as the cybertruck’s front bumper lost a fight with the trailer hitch on the truck in front of it. Celebrate the little things.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wife is back in town so now I can stop listening to country music to match my mood. For two days. Then she’s off to D.C. And the sad country will resume.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well-played, Gunners.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It’s Taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo. Govern yourselves accordingly.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bumping this just because I hate Alito.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m very sorry to see Olivia go, but I think Usama has this thing wrapped up. #FunnyAF
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My wife has extended her stay in Las Vegas. I’d wager the extra day of “conference” involves more poolside drinks and gambling than meeting rooms and networking. Women these days - give ‘em the right to vote and next thing you know they’re scheduling “me time”. Outrageous.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Alito, Thomas, and Gorsuch, “no seriously - fuck those darkies”. (Basically)
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Without any air cover, if history is a guide.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Paused for a week. Signed by Alito? Man that must have been painful for him.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is correct.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I want one.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was rather a virus geek in my teens (shut up), and I second this caution.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Between F1 and the Derby, it’s a speedy Saturday.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wife just left to speak and moderate at another conference. It’s single dad time at the house again. We’re starting with a Costco trip for snack foods. I’ve set up the lights and fog machine for dance party tonight.
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a man dancing in a club with a gifrun.com watermark
ALT: a man dancing in a club with a gifrun.com watermark
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Kevin Morris @kevintmorris.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This week, the Supreme Court finally killed off the Voting Rights Act of 1965. I've spent the past decade studying the VRA and the attacks on it, so I thought I would offer some historical perspective, and where I think we're headed. This will be a long thread; buckle up.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is incredible stuff.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I assume he means ‘90% of *white* American men’. That tracks, since he’s apparently admitting to being a nazi or at least congregating with them.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Little late on this advice, man. Wu-Tang told us “Protect ya neck” back in 1993.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Your periodic reminder that management and organizational change are areas of expertise that law school doesn’t teach, and that leaving the ‘last man standing’ as the person in charge of these areas often leads to toxic environments.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I am 100% behind a national television event where NASA straps his bloated carcass into the training equipment and turns it up to 10.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A threat to kill me on my Dutch Bros. coffee?
Picture of the top of a coffee cup on which the number 86 has been written in marker.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m happy I take the train to work, because this is some bullshit. I will never understand how you people put that bloated liar in the White House.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
ALT: a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Did the family’s passports last year. Feeling pretty good about that timing.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hey girl.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“not to point fingers but-“
a medieval illustration of a woman with many hands pointing at a man
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