EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is Big Brother erasure. Especially if you’re putting Survivor at 31? Clear bias. 020
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Life is good. Wife and I have finished our survey of every coffee shop in the area and are moving on to ranking the best cinnamon roll. The girls are giving me all the attitude I can handle and more. 010
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comFortnite Mingus: Sup Shawty Cats CuddlingALT: Fortnite Mingus: Sup Shawty Cats Cuddling 120
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey beautiful. How about you slide into my morning meetings and make them more fun. 😜 130
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine standing next to JDVance and saying someone *else* has a punchable face. 010
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I respect that view. Mine is I won’t let this administration steal my WC joy. 110
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Oh this World Cup is easy. The tough World Cups require me to wake up at 3am to start watching. 020
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Waking up every day to a full slate of World Cup games is like Christmas every morning. Once again I will watch every game and schedule my life around them. To be a fan requires sacrifice! USA! USA! USA! USA! 480
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my daughters said “What’s the big deal? It’s just the World Cup” during a game. I wrote her out of my will at halftime. 2110
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Ha! Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with mine other than it knows I’m a middle-aged dude in Texas. 010
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I just wanted to check the cost of an iPhone repair. I wasn’t looking for a sad story. 1101
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I like other beers too, but Brother Thelonius is an excellent choice. 130
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Found a coffee shop with a tres leches style Biscoff cake, and I believe my weight is about to fluctuate significantly. 4221
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Today my girls texted me - while I was in the middle of a meeting at my office - asking me to order them buffalo wings for delivery because they were feeling snacky in the pool. Raising girls is really easy if you never tell them ‘no’. 3170
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I wonder how a regional drive-through coffee shop would handle this question. Especially after they closed the convenient location and the baristas in the back-up location don’t heat the cinnamon rolls correctly. I. Am. Outraged. 020
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Nobody can, least of all me. I guess the frequent business travel helps. 010
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Even numbers, get a Canadian nickel; odd numbers get a bag of milk. 240
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This one was literally ‘if it ends in 1 or two, round down to 0; if it ends in 3 or 4 round up to 5’. What was the non-standard scheme? 120
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I like where your head’s at, but given this is Texas, I think he’ll go with “qué rico”. 1110
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Seeing a “How Rounding Works” explanation sheet at a place that no longer accepts pennies did not bolster my confidence in our education system. 2162
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Posts in Hawaii and gets to bust people being mean to wildlife? I might have just found my next job. 080
EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Star: Trust The ProcessALT: Patrick Star: Trust The Process 010
Reposted by EBSLauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜 277189355173