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EBS

@ebs.bsky.social
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Business, law, tomfoolery, BigFloof™️, Hamilton “Hammy” Floof™️, SandSnakes (my three daughters), cooking enthusiast. Reasonable but prone to sarcasm, most of which is friendly. I’m correct, but it’s neither legal nor financial advice.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Big Brother erasure. Especially if you’re putting Survivor at 31? Clear bias.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Life is good. Wife and I have finished our survey of every coffee shop in the area and are moving on to ranking the best cinnamon roll. The girls are giving me all the attitude I can handle and more.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fortnite Mingus: Sup Shawty Cats Cuddling
ALT: Fortnite Mingus: Sup Shawty Cats Cuddling
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an inappropriate amount of faith in you.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dealer’s choice. 😎
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey beautiful. How about you slide into my morning meetings and make them more fun. 😜
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy in hotdog suit .png
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dan has been repeatedly mugged.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine standing next to JDVance and saying someone *else* has a punchable face.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He keeps it classy.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
All good. To each their own.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
See, you need to be in the fanfest area, not in your office. 😎
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think that’s beautiful
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I respect that view. Mine is I won’t let this administration steal my WC joy.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh this World Cup is easy. The tough World Cups require me to wake up at 3am to start watching.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Waking up every day to a full slate of World Cup games is like Christmas every morning. Once again I will watch every game and schedule my life around them. To be a fan requires sacrifice! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fuck FIFA with a cactus, but the World Cup is sacred.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my daughters said “What’s the big deal? It’s just the World Cup” during a game. I wrote her out of my will at halftime.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ha! Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with mine other than it knows I’m a middle-aged dude in Texas.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I just wanted to check the cost of an iPhone repair. I wasn’t looking for a sad story.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I like other beers too, but Brother Thelonius is an excellent choice.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fair point.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Man, Euphoria must’ve taken a weird turn.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That looks amazing.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Found a coffee shop with a tres leches style Biscoff cake, and I believe my weight is about to fluctuate significantly.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Debatable, but I try.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They do too. But they’d already spent their allowance.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Today my girls texted me - while I was in the middle of a meeting at my office - asking me to order them buffalo wings for delivery because they were feeling snacky in the pool. Raising girls is really easy if you never tell them ‘no’.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I wonder how a regional drive-through coffee shop would handle this question. Especially after they closed the convenient location and the baristas in the back-up location don’t heat the cinnamon rolls correctly. I. Am. Outraged.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nobody can, least of all me. I guess the frequent business travel helps.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You’re not. HAPPY THURSDAY!
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Even numbers, get a Canadian nickel; odd numbers get a bag of milk.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Well that’s an interesting way to get it wrong.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🤨
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This one was literally ‘if it ends in 1 or two, round down to 0; if it ends in 3 or 4 round up to 5’. What was the non-standard scheme?
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
That’s going to be a problem for sure.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I like where your head’s at, but given this is Texas, I think he’ll go with “qué rico”.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Interesting. I haven’t seen a pro-penny notice yet.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Seeing a “How Rounding Works” explanation sheet at a place that no longer accepts pennies did not bolster my confidence in our education system.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Probably. Whole thing is dressed like a meatloaf.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
And they will spin WB off in 3…2…1…
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Posts in Hawaii and gets to bust people being mean to wildlife? I might have just found my next job.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Your brisket looks fantastic. Unlike this monstrously.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I guess Cornyn can go back to his wife’s dry-ass brisket.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Patrick Star: Trust The Process
ALT: Patrick Star: Trust The Process
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If I said that I’d have to punch myself.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thank you.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Two snakes.
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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
130lbs of lapdog
Large tan dog laying on couch napping with head against owner while owner pets his ear.
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