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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I just wanted to check the cost of an iPhone repair. I wasn’t looking for a sad story.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Your brisket looks fantastic. Unlike this monstrously.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

“The dissent says this is partisan, and you’re goddamned right it is” (Basically)

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

A threat to kill me on my Dutch Bros. coffee?

Picture of the top of a coffee cup on which the number 86 has been written in marker.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I’m not the only one who hears ‘Vaffanculo!’ every time they see this pic, right?

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Okay, but hear me out…

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Sometimes you just need a big ol’ dog in your lap.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Don’t know who put this together, but it’s tragically appropriate

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Back in my penguin suit this weekend for the Justinian Krewe’s Grand Ball supporting legal representation for victims of domestic violence and other pro bono services. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!

Man in tux and woman in red dress standing in front of a stage with mardi gras colored (green, purple, gold) lights and decorations.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Am I doing this right?

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hello again, BlueSky. Here are a couple of pictures of me at events while I was on hiatus. I clean up okay, but my wife is still out of my league. Happy Holidays to you all and my very best wishes for each of you in the new year. May you each be healthy, secure, and loved as you should be.

Man and woman in formal attire in front of a Christmas tree. The woman is wearing a red gown.

Man and woman in front of a backdrop that reads “Night of Superstars”. They are wearing formal attire. The woman’s gown is light blue and has a cape.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Just wait until he sees ICE agents.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

It’s too hot to outside.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Oh thank god - I was afraid he’d put someone competent in his place and we might actually win a playoff game. 30 years is a gigantic sample size. Jerry sucks.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I guess their rabid professions of faith and family weren’t enough.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Hard to give up those sweet sweet tax revenues.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

But we all know somebody on the train/bus/train/elevator is going to do this.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Sounds like a country song.

Screenshot of notification “Country singer accused of fatally hitting a 77-year-old woman with his pickup as she crossed a Nashville street”

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

One of my two pyr mixes. Proud new member of #PyrGang

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

When you’re so floofy you look like a sheep and you don’t know where to put your ear.

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Decided to do one in Ty’s handwriting too. 🙂

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Here’s a quick concept sketch

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EBS @ebs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Seven years since I released this iconic Memorial Day photo. Now flags have been co-opted by traitorous, moronic, criminal, bigoted “patriots”. So long, flag onesie: you served me well in the before times.