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Eauldane

@eauldane.bsky.social
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Retro tech and linguistics enthusiast, indie game dev, technological disaster | 31 🏳️‍⚧️ | Learning: 🇯🇵 | I make PS1 games and melt metal | DMs open

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdcatte.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Thickskull uplanders not able to thinksort Gobspeak. Gobbie brainfruits too juicy for uplanders. Too many lockrules for uplander words. Smallbrain thinking.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I need more CRTs. Like, solid base on Maslow's pyramid, I need at least three more.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This seems like a genuine fire hazard but it's the only way I have to Have A NAS right now
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.
A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”
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maud @peloriemate.net · 17/02/2026
japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
AI bros forgetting that we invented the alarm clock 240 years ago and you can get them for like 5 bucks Or just.... Free on the phone which he presumably has
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mercy 𓂃 ᢉ𐭩 .ᐟ @mercymateria.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Evil people in my circle …
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Tom BPM @GATEway FATE @bearpigman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
All the world will be your friend, lvl 1 . of a Thousand friends. And if they patch you, they will kill you. But first they must patch you
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Maria Helldore 🎃👻♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hrothgar enforce OSHA regulations
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
lvl 1 . #ffxiv #ff14
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 10/12/2025
"you can't please everyone" is passive, an excuse, loaded with shame and regret. instead, be proactive in your work and aim to piss off at least 40% of its audience
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
forgive me father for I have blogged simulacrum.pika.page/posts/but-th...
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but the games were good - simulacrum
As much as it pains me to admit this, I have been watching The Game Awards since their inception 11 years ago. I write about culture and entertainment, so video...
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Rnna @rnna.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🏙 12.11.2025 #va11halla
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Zippo @handle.invalid · 12/12/2025
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
How many times can a toddler infect you with the same fucking thing If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted
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🎃🎃SCOOPS🎃🎃 @sundogscoops.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)
    browser.ml.enable
    browser.ml.chat.enabled
    browser.ml.chat.menu
    browser.ml.chat.page
    browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
    browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
    browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
    browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
    extensions.ml.enabled
    browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The 30 minute window between taking painkillers and then starting to work should be made illegal
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Genek @genek.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
透け
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Oh, the UK is getting rid of the right to jury trials. That's neat. Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Forgoing sleep and staying up for 20 hours because I wanted a pizza and it didn't occur to me that I could sleep early and probably wake up before they close and just order one then What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this
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kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 21/11/2025
My favorite piece of content today.
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› millennials 20h
serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with
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was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all.
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absolem @absolem0.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He is now ✨️fresh and soft✨️ #ffxiv
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 19/11/2025
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
cinema_nasties 1d
Al defenders are so embarrassing

j.paulmonter 2h
All you are saying is that you want to gatekeep creativity. That's not good.

drachelbarr & 20h
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Neuroscientist here... creativity is a process. A process. A FUCKING PROCESS. Not an output.
Nobody is gatekeeping the process - Al simply invites you to skip to the end, to the output. Which, as mentioned, is not creativity.
Nobody cares if the output is aesthetically pleasing, because the process, the act itself, the limitation of a single human mind and the resulting creations that capture that one single inimitable human experience... is what makes a creation worth paying attention
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 21/11/2025
man what the fuck am I supposed to browse with if they ruin firefox
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Ophie Dokie 🌻 @ophiedokie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.
youtu.be
censorship is coming for you next (& you're cheering it on)
YouTube video by Ophie Dokie
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ah shit i forgot to put a pumpkin in my name 🎃 @biggaybowacunga.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I hate when that happens
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spooky24.bsky.social @spooky24.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Jabby 🍉2026 IS THE YEAR OF THE OC!! @jabby.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
some old #moenuri doodles ehehe
It's Moenbryda and Urianger from FFXIV! Moenbryda is hugging Urianger enthusiastically and he is blushing furiously. It's Moenbryda and Urianger from FFXIV! Moenbryda is nuzzling Urianger's nose with her own and smiling gently. It's Moenbryda and Urianger from FFXIV! This one has a tiny version of Moenbryda kissing Urianger's cheek. Urianger is regular sized and blushing a regular amount (just kidding, he is blushing a lot)
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 @malicexander.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
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MajiNSFW🔞(COMMISSIONS OPEN) @majinsfw.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Play Final Fantasy Tactics. Give Guns to your White Mages.
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Cami @cafiffle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I still don't understand why Linux's progress bars for file copies are "to a buffer you don't know exists" rather than "to the actual place you're copying to" In what circumstance would a user care about the progress to the buffer and not to the actual destination. Come on.
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 25/01/2025
you can tell that OpenGL is a better religion than Christianity, because OpenGL has a SuperBible, while Christianity only has a normal bible
the cover of the book “The OpenGL SuperBible”, by Graham Sellers, Richard S. Wright, Jr., and Nicholas Haemel
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What do you mean "again" Are you saying I have to upload ID every couple of months
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
just guess
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@cait.bsky.social
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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wawa @wawaxiv.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
old ysayle drawing #ffxiv
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I was getting a solid 290 FPS until I installed Linux ;v;
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 14/08/2025
I'm not familiar with most of the things discussed in this video that people have been upset about but agree with her response. Thinking the world should be trauma-proofed so you don't have to encounter anything shocking leads only to censorship.
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Little V @littlevmills.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hey so you don’t need to test if the new version of the lying, plagiarism bot is better or worse than the old plagiarism bot they’re all bad
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Basil ✨ @basil4ks.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
maybe instead of ragebaiting you should spend your time friendmaxxing and smilebaiting 🦔
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"How hard can this be?" I ask myself, full of hubris as I start a project having forgotten every single basic tenet of what I'm doing
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Given the Online Safety Act, I spent this morning doing some ping testing, and it seems that using my servers will be completely acceptable even when gaming. I have one in Canada, and one in France - I can just switch connection if I'm connecting to US-based stuff and need the extra milliseconds.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/bri... lmao
pcgamer.com
Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima
The UK's new act blocks access to adult content without identification. Turns out, you only need a copy of Death Stranding and a phone to get around it.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Finally doing the first Shadowbringers dungeon after farming tomestones and god. This music. This lore. Absolutely PEAK. Also I dunno if I'm just having bad RNG or not but Holy SEEMS to be doing less damage than usual when it's against a Sin Eater. That's a nice detail if it's deliberate.
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
What's going on with AM5 motherboards? Like... where are the PCIe slots? These things are supposed to have more PCIe lanes than AM4 did, but I can find boards with two PCIe slots at most. When I do find a board that has 3 x16 slots, the fine print says that all but one of them run at x1 speeds.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/07/2025
VICE pulls articles about the far right “feminist” group Collective Shout that demanded payment processors force Steam to censor its content
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Eauldane @eauldane.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Stares the guy in the face and casts Return without doing that just to see what happens (I started Shadowbringers)
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