iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I keep getting incinerated by dragons. Or killed by cadets.

SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Smell like campfire smoke and balls, but we pulled off this week's event. Time to relax and dread waking up early to tear it all down tomorrow.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My boss literally walked off the job in the middle of this week's event. 😳

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In case you were curious, it cost me $350 to fill up a 26 foot refrigerated box truck with diesel today.

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Money Fire

Alt: Two sailors shoveling money into a furnace.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm like 6 pages into Threshing Day and there's a misspelling that's annoying me so much I'm struggling to keep reading.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"It must be so much fun to play with flowers all day! What a glamorous job!" Lol ok.

Buckets and boxes piled up in a hotel conference room.

Buckets of water and boxes of flowers on a hotel conference room floor.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finding out Wendy's has a Spotify account with songs like "My Frosty's Funeral" and "She Said She Didn't Want Fries". Bizarre, but funny.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally got the husband to listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl and he's already on book 2. As someone who doesn't even read a book a year, this is huge.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Before my daughter goes to bed, she likes to watch tiktok videos with me for a few minutes. I make her do a vocabulary video first before silly videos. One of the words tonight was perfunctory. She's 11. It shall now be known as perfucktory.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm genuinely so upset. I bought a print of this, and the fucking post office "returned to sender" because it says my address doesn't exist. THEN HOW DID YOU DELIVER THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MAIL THE SAME DAY?!

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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That's the best he's ever sounded.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Add: Dance to the music occasionally, get your blood pumping. Legitimately makes you feel great.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ok... I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip. Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The siren call of the chicken wings was too strong for my willpower. I told myself I wasn't gonna do it tonight. I couldn't resist. (Not pictured, Carolina Hot Honey chicken waaaannnnggsss)

A box of smoked chicken wings with 2 containers of orangeish hot sauce.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's incredible what a good night's sleep does to you, and also not waking up 15 minutes before I need to be at work.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Apparently I can track my mental stability by watching thrillers and gauging how anxious they make me. Currently, unable to handle them. Usually, love them.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is the ADHD struggle both do not perceive me, but also perceive me?

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's genuinely sickening how far politicians will go to protect a warm-body incumbent who’s practically a vegetable just to hold onto power.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Despite turning off our AC during the bullshit peak hours our electric company started doing, and the random "rush hours" they force on us, plus reducing our overall electric usage as much as humanly possible... Our bill is increasing $72 a month, AND we have an overage due on our account of $600.

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🏳️‍🌈 Loud Little Ladybug 💫🖤 @loudladybug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Don't forget to be a little weirdo today. Quote with a black MLP with skull stamp and rainbow tail and mane.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Told my coworker about this because we were bitching about Trump, and she laughed so hard. She said we should do more of this. I agree. Make shaming pedophiles great again.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Despite my extreme levels of burnout and the crying I did over having to go back to college once my maximum term break ran out, getting to design an amusement park for my design thinking class is very exciting.

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

For all those people who said u need a businessman to run America You now know Business people are thieving lying grifting aholes who are aligned with organized crime and drugs

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They are the same coin with two different faces. Neither party actually cares about people's best interests, just how they can feel special and powerful while doing fuck all for anybody else.

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Karen V. Juliette @karenvjuliette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Speaking of being banned from schools... He did not like that I told him he's the freak that's actually banned from schools and immediately blocked me.

Screenshot of a text comment from a bald white dude named David Herder that says "I will FIGHT the Democrats who cannot deal with the fact that a MAN is not a WOMAN. These freaks need to be BANNED from schools!!

Screenshot of the same David Herder's sex offender registry page for activities related to materials containing child pornography.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I feel like school pictures have gotten outrageously expensive for what they are. $30 for 4 wallet size photos, or $40 for a single digital image? $80 if you want an 8x10 and 2 4x6s, 4 wallets.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't like admitting that my ADHD paralysis has reached new heights and I am completely failing at most areas in my life currently. I'm going to lose my fucking remote job if I can't get my shit together. I know this. I don't know what to do to fix it.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My daughter climbed 2200 steps today for JROTC to commemorate 9/11. I'm so proud of her.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've been avoiding going to the doctor for literally years about my lower back pain. It's finally gotten so bad I had to give in and go. I was ready for them to blow me off and tell me to exercise more. Except... She didn't. She immediately got me into an X-ray and got me a PT referral.

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SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 @eatmysandwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am exhausted and grumpy when I get home from work, and my husband is always like "why?". Because it's 91 fucking degrees inside without AC and I have a single fan in 2000sf of space that doesn't make a bit of difference. They've "fixed" the AC 3x. It's blowing cold air out the exhaust.

Thermostat showing that it's 91 degrees inside.

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