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The Life-Eater

@eateroflives.bsky.social
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My god, I'm weird. Horny on main, collector of broken toys, writer of occasional smut. He/him.

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anodyne @anodyyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let's be hypno perverts together!⋆˚꩜ 🎨muxho #hypnokink #hypnosis
a person is smiling with spirals around her head and her hand out inviting you to join her. the caption reads "let's be hypno perverts together"
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coda: this is another angle on the story that discusses “lateral violence”, the dynamic I’m alluding to www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/4-re...
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4 reasons why everyone is talking about the lesbian bar mask drama in Massachusetts - LGBTQ Nation
The story was really about common problems with LGBTQ+ and leftist communities that many of us are tired of.
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Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈☢️ @mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Shinji, put the skirt and cat ears on or Rei will have to do it again"
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hypnotized girls. Cute hypnotized girls. That is all. Thank you for attending my presentation.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm afraid that someday I'll find myself ankle deep in ashes, telling myself that just one more compromise, one more sacrifice of people who aren't me, will fix everything.
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Dark Souls 3: Dark Sign & Glowing Bonfire
ALT: Dark Souls 3: Dark Sign & Glowing Bonfire
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, I dunno what insanity makes it necessary to say this, but acknowledging that there is a genocide happening in Palestine right now is the bare. fucking. minimum. I am not a good person. I'm a selfish, lazy, lecherous old basket case. The bar is that fucking low. Fucking meet it.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know how annoying it is when somebody tries to make every historical episode or news headline into some pop culture reference? Well, I can't stop thinking about Dark Souls in the context of American politics.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a white guy, I will never have to choose between a guy running on a "no offense, but caucasians could be a rogue alien bioweapon" platform and a guy running on a "literally exterminate the insectile spawn of Yakub immediately" platform. I'm not sure I get to say shit about this Talarico stuff.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember, "strong enough to be gentle" doesn't mean pacifistic. Optimus Prime would and did shank a bitch when it was called for.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Introduce yourself as what almost killed you." My true name is Mud on the Shoulder of the Road Outside of Springfield, IL.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nobody who believes in any god has a right to say a damn word about 9/11, but we've let pastors and rabbis shake their woowoo sticks over the dead for twenty-five years. If one Muslim pretending his hands are clean is your red line, you need to do some introspection.
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TopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Okay, I'm not a Michigander--my folks moved to IL after they married--but I've summered there with my grandparents since before I could walk. And every campaign season I can remember, I've sat through the most repugnant attack ads that I've ever seen anywhere in the country.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/07/2026
#Recall: Warren James Recalls the Copper Cup Found in Flashgitz Relic Lunch Boxes; The cup in the lunch boxes contains high lead concentration levels for drinking vessels, posing a lead poisoning hazard. Get replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
Recalled lunch box set.
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love you love you love you love you love you love @badenddoll.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(muffled symphonic music as the vorechestra is digested)
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It appears to be bunny mating season. You can tell from the screaming.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Normalize telling boys they were put on this earth to fulfill a dark and terrible design.
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Paizo @paizo.com · 10/03/2026
Congratulations to Wayne Reynolds @waynereynoldsart.bsky.social for his induction into The Academy of Adventure Gaming Arts and Design Hall of Fame! Wayne Reynolds has illustrated Pathfinder rulebook covers since the launch of the system, and continues to design iconic heroes today! buff.ly/azPiteY
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Its tendency to empower horrible old men to sexually abuse children is yet another proof that capitalism is a religion.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
Normal Rockwell I believe man
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Miss Milkou @missmilkou.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Letting someone be so calm and relaxed while they get dressed and posed as pretty doll to be posed and admired is an all time favorite for me💕
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 05/05/2025
is there a higher joy in life than a cute pliable thing telling you you're so good at topping her it's actually infuriating
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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
There was a 2022 #emptyspaces Twitter microfic I think about from time to time. A visitor to a Witch is surprised to find the doll curled up in the Witch's lap is a combat doll. When asked why a combat doll, the Witch says something to the effect of "her wish was, after everything, to be soft."
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It was a thing for a minute. All my friends knew that one of my previous relationships was over when I programmed his ringtone to be the Imperial Death March
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
awawawawawawawa but in a really deep, manly Dom voice.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I value knowledge and awareness to an extent that might be self-destructive, but sometimes even I wish I didn't know how much of what passes for stability and order in the world is built on things that only exist in the imaginations of the worst people in it.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
In kink, we differentiate between "hurt" and "harm". Hurt creates sensations — often interpreted as uncomfortable — that add to a positive experience. Harm causes damage that subtracts something from the person harmed. A scene might hurt you, even incredibly, but it should never harm you.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Watching this No Kings stuff reminds me a lot of how @mikeduncan.bsky.social described the leadup to Bloody Sunday. Very little serious political will on display--everyone's obeying the law, bringing their kids, treating it like a big picnic.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Mine is "something precious, thrown directly into my mouth."
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Sometimes consent isn't enough; I need to see my girl bouncing up and down, stimming frantically and chanting PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YES PLEASE YES YES PLEASE YES FUCK YES
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I can't find that empty spaces voice anymore. I try to write about a vulnerable young woman being emotionally and sexually abused by a giant wolf-crab-demon, and it comes off less like traumakink and more like a generic bodice ripper. Annoyed.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tie down your guro-loving murder slut after promising to skin her alive over the course of the whole night, and start covering her in affirming body writing while she sobs and thrashes and tries to scream through her gag that she definitely does not consent.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A discord I hang on that's normally super skittish about getting cancelled and specifically told everyone not to applaud what happened to Charlie Kirk took less then 12 hours for the admins themselves to start stunting on him. These girls are so fucking based they can't help themselves.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Since I went and looked it up, pertaining to this thread, here's Frederick Douglass on Charlie Kirk in the Fourth of July Oration:
Would you have me argue that man is entitled to liberty? that he is the rightful owner of his
own body? You have already declared it. Must I argue the wrongfulness of slavery? Is that a
question for Republicans? Is it to be settled by the rules of logic and argumentation, as a
matter beset with great difficulty, involving a doubtful application of the principle of justice,
hard to be understood? How should I look today, in the presence of Americans, dividing, and
subdividing a discourse, to show that men have a natural right to freedom? speaking of it
relatively, and positively, negatively, and affirmatively. To do so, would be to make myself
ridiculous, and to offer an insult to your understanding. There is not a man beneath the
canopy of heaven, that does not know that slavery is wrong for him.
What, am I to argue that it is wrong to make men brutes, to rob them of their liberty, to work
them without wages, to keep them ignorant of their relations to their fellow men, to beat them
with sticks, to flay their flesh with the lash, to load their limbs with irons, to hunt them with
dogs, to sell them at auction, to sunder their families, to knock out their teeth, to burn their
flesh, to starve them into obedience and submission to their masters? Must I argue that a
system thus marked with blood, and stained with pollution, is wrong? No I will not. I have
better employment for my time and strength, than such arguments would imply.
What, then, remains to be argued? Is it that slavery is not divine; that God did not establish
it; that our doctors of divinity are mistaken? There is blasphemy in the thought. That which is
inhuman, cannot be divine! Who can reason on such a proposition? They that can, may; I
cannot. The time for such argument is past.
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. O! had I the ability,
and could I reach the nation's ear, I would, to day, pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule,
blasting reproach, withering sarca…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The United States is ruled by religious terrorists. We forgot.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think are some religious denominations who believe that, if you die in the act of committing certain sins, you just automatically go hell.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
They're all going to get away with it unless somebody does something.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Hypnotize your favorite doll to think she's covered in gasoline, and start deepening her with your lighter.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2025
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This one's my favorite.
write.as
Gehenna
Tags: suicide?, monster sex?, implied vore?, I honestly have no idea what actually happens down there, but apparently it's gender-affirming? ...
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Traumaqueer is not something I personally identify as, but I miss all the cool dolls I existed alongside back on Twitter, and I miss writing stuff that they liked. Does that make me a predator, a chaser, or just another messed-up queer-adjacent nerd? Either way, I'm writing again.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
You walked all this way just to find me? I'm impressed. Most people would just walk into traffic. Don't worry—this won't be nearly as fast, but it'll certainly be much more fun. For me, I mean. What's your name, sweetheart? No, no. Your real name.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Mine. Mine, mine, mine. Mineminemineminemine. Every inch. Every fiber. Every mark I make on your skin, every sound I tease from you, every thought I put in your head, every moment of your life from the moment I claimed you. All mine. My princess. My treasure. My plaything.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Things That Amuse Me: evangelicals who learn the name of one (1) slightly unorthodox sex act and think queer people will be shocked that they've cracked the Secret Homosexual Code. "Oh, I'm sorry, were you busy doing "the fisting" at somebody????"
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Oh, that's right--I write upsetting microfiction. And most of it is just sitting in limbo since I nuked my Twitter. I'll start reposting some tomorrow!
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