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The Life-Eater

@eateroflives.bsky.social
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My god, I'm weird. Horny on main, collector of broken toys, writer of occasional smut. He/him.

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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 3h
Is this... A Roanoke colony joke?
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everybody gets one--if they apologize.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You could have just not said Slytherin, and it would have just been Asuna in a skirt and cardigan. Did you have to try and be cute? What do you think you're saying with this? Or do you just feel clever for playing I'm-not-technically-touching-you?
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I wrote Palmer Luckey's name in the Death Note, I would feel pretty good about it. Just saying.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. We know troll farms spread left-wing agitation as well as right. It doesn't have any bearing on whether one or the other is true; the point is that it gets people arguing--and pointing out that genocide is happening will do that pretty fast.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I say that I wish I wasn't a man, there are obvious conclusions one could leap to about me. But the opposite of "man" isn't always "woman"--sometimes it's "boy." Sometimes it's "machine." Sometimes it's "monster." I'd take any of those.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate being big, and scary. I want people to feel safe around me, so I can feel safe around them. I covet smallness, softness, with a gnawing intensity that brings me almost to tears sometimes.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Now is the time for Healing, and Reconciliation, and Reaching Across the Aisle--because we all know we have more in common with our Republican colleagues than we do with our own constituents, and it's not like they hurt anybody who mattered."
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait, no, Trump'll just pardon him. Mob justice it is.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, I'm not normally a huge punitive justice fan, but if this isn't nipped in the bud fast and hard, rape is just gonna be the new theater of political violence and that'll be the norm for the next fifty years. Big public trial, shame him in front of the world, and then make an example of him.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember how the final boss of RE7 was a barely-coherent, hate-maddened mountain of black mold? Whose emotional baggage was deeply pitiable, but whose vast power made everyone around her, and potentially the whole world, unsafe? Anyway, don't engage with Harry Potter shit.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People still talk about Birth of a Nation from an artistic perspective because, despicable as it is, it was groundbreaking. Rowling wrote some mid children's books--in a hundred years, the only thing left of her will be the gravity well of her money.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell, I know people (and things that don't want to be people) who eroticize the most horrible things that ever happened *to them*.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
decided to make my own wholesome/SFW hypnosis bingo card, featuring tropes i like to see or include in wholesome/SFW hypnosis art/fics. 🌀💖 if you like, you can include a character or characters you want to see in these situations! #sfwhypnosis #wholesomehypnosis #hypnosis #hypno
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish I could take credit for it--I can't even remember where I first picked that up. But yeah, the foid thing is telling.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess I can see how transing a Mold Book character could be a thing, but... Ehhhhhhh.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girls. Cute girls. Cute girls drooling and staring blankly.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now I'm sad--I miss mine.
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anodyne @anodyyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let's be hypno perverts together!⋆˚꩜ 🎨muxho #hypnokink #hypnosis
a person is smiling with spirals around her head and her hand out inviting you to join her. the caption reads "let's be hypno perverts together"
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be hobbled and ritualistically execrated like a country in South America that elects a socialist leader--and for the same reasons.
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coda: this is another angle on the story that discusses “lateral violence”, the dynamic I’m alluding to www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/4-re...
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4 reasons why everyone is talking about the lesbian bar mask drama in Massachusetts - LGBTQ Nation
The story was really about common problems with LGBTQ+ and leftist communities that many of us are tired of.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dang, girl--I've been a practicing Luciferian sex wizard for fifteen years, and I'm still mostly dude.
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Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈☢️ @mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Shinji, put the skirt and cat ears on or Rei will have to do it again"
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ick.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh lord. What did they do this time?
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope there's catgacating.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't care how stacked she is; I'm not eating a sandwich that a horse stepped on. I have relatives who are farmers! I know what they get into!
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was adorable.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, really?
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Throw pretty things into me.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty sure I know the video this one's based on.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is only the Orb. All hail the Orb.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hypnotized girls. Cute hypnotized girls. That is all. Thank you for attending my presentation.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to go check and see if he's still alive.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is it incompetence, or malice? Because it's hard to be charitable when every mistake and misunderstanding seems to fall in the same direction.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's been too long since I did that for a girl. You've inspired me, miss--tomorrow I'm gonna grab one of my girls and yo-yo her until she can't do math.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nothing like a cute girl drooling to make you forget your troubles.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every real antisemite I've encountered--and I used to debate Holocaust deniers in my teens, so I've met a couple--could not keep it in their pants.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was in fucking Gamergate. Hell, I still think game journalism is a cesspool--I just finally figured out I was basically the only guy there that actually cared about it.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leaning against, holding hands! Maybe even blushing a little at getting to share such an intimate, vulnerable moment with somebody she likes and trusts.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You didn't hear the zio talking points she threw around on campaign? The debate where she and Trump competed to support Israel the most? Or are you one of those people who thinks there isn't a genocide in the first place? You know what, I don't care--I have better things to do. Seeya.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm afraid that someday I'll find myself ankle deep in ashes, telling myself that just one more compromise, one more sacrifice of people who aren't me, will fix everything.
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Dark Souls 3: Dark Sign & Glowing Bonfire
ALT: Dark Souls 3: Dark Sign & Glowing Bonfire
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, she was. I voted for her anyway because one genocide is less than however many we're conducting now. I still feel shitty about it sometimes.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolutely!
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Such a cutie! What're you gonna have her do?
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Songfellow Strum will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm presently too angry to be horny because of the horrors, but I wish to register that this is hot af and will be back when I have spoons and saliva to spare.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, I dunno what insanity makes it necessary to say this, but acknowledging that there is a genocide happening in Palestine right now is the bare. fucking. minimum. I am not a good person. I'm a selfish, lazy, lecherous old basket case. The bar is that fucking low. Fucking meet it.
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The Life-Eater @eateroflives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't you know? Israel can't be committing genocide because this one guy is a bastard. Or if they can find a single misogynist or crazy jihadi anywhere in Gaza. Having a neighbor who's evil means you deserve to die--just like everyone in Ukraine who lives near one of those Azov loonies.
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