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Jess Samhain 🔮🌙 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4

EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So my health insurance is no longer paying for my therapist. I'm kind of lost and don't know what to do anymore. I have to remember the coping mechanisms she gave me.

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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Street art in Seattle's Pike Place. Love it! 🤭

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So Good Good is trying to get more women into golf and they have a program called, "Good Good Girls." 🤢

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Costco dropped Calleway because they greenlit Good Good's domestic abuse ad. God I love Costco. Surprised that conservatives aren't getting mad calling this woke and claiming freedom of speech etc. Costco, you will always have my business.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can't believe Dolly Parton passed away when there's so many older shitty people still around she had to go. RIP

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well got hit with some life altering news. My wife is taking it on the chin and is like, "it is what it is, let's kick ass." I'm here dreading the worst. She truly is the light that shines on my flameless candle that is my life. I hope a spark from her can land on me and I can shine with her.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So we're abandoning ship too then? Hopefully Tom will make My space again.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

God I'm tired all the time.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

There's a wikipedia for snowflakes now called Conservapedia 🤣

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Superman and Lois, is actually a really good show. I love how they captured Superman's Humanity. This isn't a show about Superman. It's a show about Clark Kent being a father, husband, just a man of the community.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

So the world cup is over. I'm just happy that the US men's team lost especially after the fucking corrupt child toucher tried to pull some strings. Now I'm rooting for 🇮🇷 to win this war that it did not start. Also I want to thank 🇨🇳 for saving the world from global oil collapse.

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Panda Moanyum @pandamoanyum.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My wife serving up TREATS 🩸

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I would pay a monthly subscription fee for this kind of thing, give me the Meta glasses force field pls

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

FUCK Ai artists. FUCK Ai writers. Fan Fiction writing IS REAL WRITING. Fan Art IS REAL ART!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I don't give a fuck that Graham used to be friends with Democratic senators. He was a bloodthirsty bastard who cheered the killing of Muslims and sold his souk to the fascists to be able to push it more effectively. I don't care about any other part of him: his choices caused mass death. That's it.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham is dead? Why should people care about a bastard who took part in creating the suffering of so many people?

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Omg this movie takes place in San Francisco! No it doesn't. It's clearly taking place in Sausalito since they're always looking at the Golden Gate Bridge going into San Francisco! Just open a damn map! 😭

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Been watching a LOT of Frieren. I know these adventures be having some nasty fuck sessions/orgies out in the wilds.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Movies that take place in San Francisco, please, for the love of God, don't have your characters throw their food scraps into the garbage. We have green bins for compost.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I hope the British people vote for #CountBinFace. Seriously, if there was another election and it was either an established, corrupt, AIPAC paid Democrat, DJT, or some man in a trash can hat, I'm voting for the trash can. 😒

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Remember all those fucking morons who thought #NFTs were going to be the next big thing? Buy tangible shit.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I can't believe there are men my age and older who cannot make their own coffee, cook their own breakfast, wash their own damn clothes without their wife doing it. How fucking useless are these men?

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Totally not used to new movies being good.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

When driving, I just assume that everyone else around me is a potential murderer.

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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 07/07/2026

I’m fucking sobbing

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I stand by what I said about the American team in the world cup. Glad they lost. Fuck the president.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I just watched Project Hail Mary. The emotions I felt. 😭

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Today years old to realize I like British Comedy shows like The In-betweeners and Extraordinary.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Went to the hospital today just to see a dead person, wrapped in black, being wheeled out.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I need to remind myself that I don't have to correct every single idiotic comment that comes across my social media posts. If they choose to be wrong and not trust experts and data then fuck em. I'll fill them up with more stupid conspiracy theories like injecting themselves with bleach for COVID.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" - President Whitmore.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

President Thomas J Whitmore is one of my favorite presidents in an America that could have been.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Independence day is my movie for 4th of July. One of the best fictional presidents ever.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

In California we also have strict firework laws. However, like our strict gun laws, we don't really follow them. Tonight, in the Bay Area, it will definitely look like a warzone. Explosions everywhere and clouds of smoke will litter the night sky among dazzling displays of patriotic defiance.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

As a person who used to love the 4th of July, I want to say, FUCK THIS GOVERNMENT, BOTH REPUBLICANS AND ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS. FUCK ICE, the racist, misogynist, lgbtq-phobics, and especially those that no longer care about the Epstein files.

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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I used to love independence day, 4th of July.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I say the words, "You STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!" At least once a day.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I know there's going to be a bunch of DJT cock suckers at this thing tomorrow and many of them are going to go to see it as a shit show but them being there is going to be counted as part of their attendance.

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EL @eastoaktowngardner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Another win for Democratic Socialist! Hell yeah!

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