Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 11hIf you’re curious, no game in postseason history has ended 1-0 with the run coming on a leadoff home run Yet 611410
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 12hAt this point, I will have to welcome our insect overlords.static.klipy.comKent Brockman: Welcome Insect OverlordsALT: Kent Brockman: Welcome Insect Overlords 050
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 12hOne year to the day after leading off Game 2 of the 2025 NLCS with a first-pitch homer, Jackson Chourio did it AGAIN in NLCS Game 3! 13713
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 12hHello. I'm a fan of baseball. If the owners want a salary cap, they need to open their books & show why it's necessary, because 3 of the 4 teams in the LCS are smaller market teams. And that fucks their argument all the way off. I stand with labor whenever there is a conflict with management. 071
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 14hI don't know if I'll ever forgive the Brewers for how 1982 ended, but as a fan of the sport, you have to admire the way they play ball. They're smart & they're merciless. I would be more than fine with them winning it all. 130
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 18hHands down greatest episode of MST3K in my book. SAND...STORM... 210
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverAtlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18hNot all heroes wear capes. Unless that dude had a cape on. We never actually got to see him. 041
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 21h"Just make the check out to me." "Okay. What is your full name?" "First initial 'C.' Last name 'ash.' All lower case, like ee cummings & kd lang." 140
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And I thought *I* took playoff losses hard. 050
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 415331
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I was going to stay up as late as possible to watch the Ravens game, but I have to be up early tomorrow and I just don'r give a damn. 010
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverAndy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shane Gillis thinks women dress like whores when they work out. That’s his idea of saying something funny. It’s not a joke. It’s just misogyny. His “banter” about Chinese people wasn’t comedy. It’s just racism. 5727
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Madden the coach would have gone apoplectic over that travesty of players not knowing the situation. 030
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Win or lose, I need to hear the ENTIRE Jameis Winston postgame interview session. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Patrick Queen whiffed on an easy fucking tackle?static.klipy.comWell Shocker ImurgencyALT: Well Shocker Imurgency 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm old enough to remember when they presented Bessent as a voice of sanity in an otherwise chaotic WH. Y'all being really fucking quiet now, though. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If this is in reference to Jerry, I 100% agree. 010
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He's the kind of ballplayer that any team would be blessed to have on their 26-man. And if CLE ever lets him get to FA, expect a bloodbath of a bidding war. 110
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Susanna Margareta Badfarten Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971 1304
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just saw my entry.static.klipy.comGolden Girls: Sophia Petrillo Says "I'll Allow It"ALT: Golden Girls: Sophia Petrillo Says "I'll Allow It" 040
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm trying to remember if I ate one of these 8 years ago & eventually I'll wake up in a world that isn't 1000% fucked. To sleep, perchance to dream... 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ohio State is just fucking with Maryland, aren't they? 000
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverBloom County Outland @bloomcountyoutland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Basta La Vista Mister Trump #bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas #Trump 0222
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He'll outlive us all (present company excluded), sir. 020
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽 5245131436
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Because the ICC, who are the ones who have the most knowledge on the subject, have charged Netenyahu with war crimes, but not genocide. If you use the crime they've actually been charged with they can't easily dismiss your words as hyperbole. 100
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Van Hollen is the play. He checks all the boxes and (at least from what we've seen) he won't be a feckless shitstain like Schumer. 070
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026RIP Mike Ditka. The 1st TE ever inducted into the HOF*. *Should have been 2nd, but there was an active campaign to keep John Mackey out because of his involvement with the post-merger NFLPA. 010
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026JUSTICE FOR HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY! NFL, union clarify celebration rules, say drinking gestures not violations www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comNFL, union clarify celebration rules, OK drinking gesturesThe NFL and NFLPA said recent player celebrations imitating drinking a beverage will no longer be violations or result in discipline. The sides also clarified what celebrations remain prohibited. 192
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sure, Messi is good. But did he ever have a bicycle lick so pretty that he helped Michael Caine & Sylvester Stallone escape a Nazi POW camp? No? Advantage: Pele. 190
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Getting caught up on MNF from last night, and I am not feeling at all confident about the game on Sunday night. 220
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can make valid arguments for a lot of guys to be the most influential player in MLB history, but there was only one man who was the 1st person to win MVP in both leagues AND be the first African American manager in both leagues, so he'll always have my vote. 8733
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So...SOME "illegal immigrants" (to use their onerous fucking term) are okay now? 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And I once again become enraged that Peter Angelos drove Jon Miller away from the Orioles. 240
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Burn in hell, you pedophile rapist shitstain. No one of consequence will mourn your passing. 070
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31128213997
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverChristian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026perfect start 1189582
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bills AND Bengals lost?static.klipy.comArcher: My Penis Can Only Get So ErectALT: Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect 0270
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mike Vrabel has a Harbaughian ability to work the clock. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wasn't Jesse Minter supposed to fix this crap? 140
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Recover the onside kick. Kneel 3 times. END THIS GODDAMN GAME ALREADY. 020