Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 19hNot all heroes wear capes. Unless that dude had a cape on. We never actually got to see him. 041
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The daily "Fezzik melted into the chair after his walk" pic. 021
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I don't know what's creepier: Dead babies or ass-obsessed Manic Panic-colored bears trying to sell me toilet paper. 021
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I used to run a dating website for gay chickens. I lost everything because I couldn't make hens meet. 010
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My walker just fell & landed on my wheelchair in what I have to assume is the first skirmish in their battle for mobility assisting device supremacy. My cane has so far avoided the fracas. #AmputeeLife 021
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026There's nothing I love more than when I'm blamed for something I had zero percentage of actually affecting. Because whatever the fuck is happening, it's my fault. 010
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am not okay. The world has lost a legend, someone who lived their faith openly and proudly. May we all strive to be a little more like Dolly Parton in our everyday lives. RIP, Queen. 030
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sometimes, the pain of existing is fucking unbearable. 110
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think my insurance screwed up on my new prosthesis. This one keeps running away to chase a red dot. 011
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comMichael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, BossALT: Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, Boss 000
Reposted by Atlas SmuggedPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The only two things doing better under Trump are E Jean and E Coli. 1224
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You'd be plagarizing. They already made it years ago. 031
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It's always good to learn that you are a burden instead of an asset. It makes planning for the future easier. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It's a wild feeling to know that you're an absolute fucking failure & that the world would improve with your passing. I'm thinking I will go on the Ben Sanderson diet. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Do I like that my job forced me to switch to hybrid when it was posted as remote? No. Do I like having to take MTA Mobility, which is almost always delayed? No. Do I mind the summer outfits of the beautiful people walking in front of me while I wait for said ride? Nope. 100
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026So this is what being a total fucking failure feels like. Now I have THAT in my repertoire... 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It's amazingly freeing to realize that nothing fucking matters & we are worthless pieces of shit that the universe has never given a fuck about, and that no one will give am iota of a fuck when we're gone. So let it fucking come for me. I'm ready. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It's an odd moment when you realize that your entire existence was worthless & the world would have been better if your attempt when you were 14 had been successful. Now I have to live with worthless self. 100
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Me listening to Devo in 1985: "These guys are funny." Me at a Devo concert in 2026, thinking about the state of the American Experiment: "Fuuuuuuuuuu..." 041
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026No matter where you think this story is going next, you are wrong. local12.com/news/nation-...local12.comMan charged in forced marriage, satanic ritual after police respond to Olive GardenA Maine man faces charges after New Hampshire police alleged he held a woman against her will, forced her into a marriage. 042
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I did not have "turning the engine off at the stop light to change shoes" on my MTA Mobility rideshare BINGO card, but here we are... 011
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026SO many people on Medicaid will be completely fucked by this. EVERY state is going to have MASSIVE problems implementing this, especially since 47's goons have again changed the rules they said would be implemented. I'm honestly scared shitless for my patients. www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...npr.orgPeople with cancer or HIV could lose Medicaid under new work rules, advocates sayAdults on Medicaid will be required to work 80 hours per month. The Trump administration says people who are sick will have to prove they are too sick to work to be exempt from the new work rules. 020
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Dear coworker, Sorry it took me so long to reply to your text, but (as per MY text to you from this afternoon), since my wife is in the fucking emergency room & they still haven't figured out what the fuck is wrong with her, I'm a little goddamn distracted. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Tinker, Tailor, Grogu, Spy Raiders of the Lost Grogu Citizen Grogu Forrest Grogu Austin Powers: The Spy Who Grogu'ed Me Grogu in the Rain 300 Grogus Fast Times at Grogu High The Dark Knight Grogus 021
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you need proof that English is a stupid fucking language: Monosyllabic is not a one syllable word. 011
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I don't sleep well when my wife is away. Usually, if we're apart at night, it's because I'm in the hospital, so I can blame the beeping & the constant hum of activity. But tonight, while she's in a hotel room for a weekend excursion I planned for her, I lie here wide awake, thinking of her. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Dammit. soultracks.com/clarence-car...soultracks.com"Patches" and "Strokin'" hitmaker Clarence Carter dies(May 14, 2026) Most soul music fans can’t remember a time when Clarence Carter wasn’t there. From his monster hitmaking days in the 60s and early 70s to his decades as one of the elder statesmen of So... 010
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026There's a store called "Target"?static.klipy.comObi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not HeardALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard 021
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Samples! At the Costco. I have High Hopes for that salmon charcuterie. 051
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Buckley v Valero walked back our rights to fair elections so that Citizens United v FEC could run those rights ALL the way back. Add in the 21st century return of Jim Crow, & you get where we are right now. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/u...nytimes.comA Look Inside the Case That Enshrined Political Power for Billionaires 064
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026You don't realize just how many booze commercials are on TV until you decide to stop drinking for a while. Because DAMN. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Sometimes you just need some Kid Charlemange in your ears. This is one of those times. youtu.be/jJ9Xk-VoGqo?...youtu.beSteely Dan - Kid CharlemagneYouTube video by MasterGamerful 120
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Find. The. Lie. kevinmlevin.substack.com/p/jim-crow-d...kevinmlevin.substack.comJim Crow Didn't Die. It Went to Law School.The attempt to return Confederate monuments, the erasure of Black history, and today's Supreme Court ruling aren't coincidences. They're a coordinated campaign 011
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Yes, autocorrect. When I typed "wuth", I CLEARLY meant "wuthering", not "with." That's some fine autocorrecting there, phone. 011
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Frequently Asked Questions About Our Innovative New EdTech Collaboration www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fre...mcsweeneys.netFrequently Asked Questions About Our Innovative New EdTech Collaboration“With a free Skynet Edu account, students can gain the career-readiness needed to navigate an exciting future in which they will be hunted by a remorseless, ... 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026#IfIRuledTheWorld no drug would be illegal once you turn 70. Snort some cocaine. Inject pure heroin between your toes. Why the hell not? 141
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026There are a lot of excellent cover songs, but for me, this may be the best. And it's criminally underrated music.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj_N...music.youtube.comLittle WingYouTube video by Stevie Ray Vaughan - Topic 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026John knew what was coming. The American Experiment has failed, because the majority of voters were so against a woman leading the nation that they repeatedly elected an adjudicated sexual offender & 34-count felon. Great job, assholes. music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Gg...music.youtube.comThat's How Every Empire FallsYouTube video by John Prine - Topic 033
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If I could choose to be anything, I'd choose to not be wrong so goddamn always. 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026When the hell did Chili's get "standards" in the first place? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukTransgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit saysExclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’ 102
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Can we reboot Say Anything, but set in medieval times? Lloyd could hold a minstrel above his head while they play "In Thine Eyes." 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Welp, I'm never leaving the house again... Swoveralls share.google/hozBduQxCbUx...share.googleSwoverallsSwoveralls is creating the world's comfiest products using sustainable resources and ethical manufacturing methods. Swoveralls combines sweatpants and overalls into one glorious and incredibly comfy m... 000
Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026How in the hell is "Markwayne Mullin" not one of the names @mst3kofficial.bsky.social used for David Ryder in Space Mutiny?!? 031