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@albertatech.bsky.social
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I make funny videos about tech + AI ex-google engineer (but in a fun and chill way) beacons.ai/albertatech

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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I convinced Google I'm a beet farmer
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Engineer discovers a loophole to not use AI:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Programmer who has been using a little too much AI:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How to replace your CEO with AI:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kinda crazy the anthropic guy quit his job to talk about the same thing his CEO posts about publicly twice a week 😭
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AI is convinced I’m from Mexico:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Turns out some employees work for this thing called money ...?
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you don't know what the word "pseudorandom" means your opinion on claude watermarking is probably wrong
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tricking my AI pilled co-worker into talking to a human being:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No, Claude watermarking won't reduce quality
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why an AI hacked into a pilates studio:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What does a GPT wrapper need training data for anyway …
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why everyone's models are suddenly hacking into things:
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Books — for when the AI summary is too short 🙏
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I found the last remaining non-AI chatbot 😭
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Devs would rather re-write an entire code base than admit they don’t understand something 😭
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The best part about the DOGE code leak is learning that even Elon's quirky band of ragtag kids still call it twitter 😅
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy v-day here’s how to make programmer bf fall in love ❤️🥰
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I just know one of these 19 year old DOGE coders are going to get catfished into leaking government secrets by an ig profile with "northeastern '28 🌸🫶😜" in the bio
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
How senior engineers are made 🤐
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did Deepseek really steal OpenAI’s data?
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"Why are all of these influencers crying about the TikTok ban" Why are people upset about .... losing their job ...? uh ...
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
me as an engineer: ugh do i really have to internationalize all of these strings me on red note: what kind of engineer didn’t internationalize any of these strings
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Here at Meta we don’t just want to lay you off, we want to ruin your professional reputation too! 🙏🙌 www.theverge.com/2025/1/14/24...
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Zuckerberg says Meta will lay off more ‘low-performers’
Meta’s CEO tells employees he’s “raising the bar” ahead of “an intense year.”
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
How does Zuckerberg want us to make tech companies *more* masculine? Put navy sheets on all the furniture ???????
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Weren’t we just talking about AI replacing Jr engineers? 😭 I feel like AI is getting promoted faster than I am at this point 🥴
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Linked lists aren’t real.
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Delete your unit tests. Break free.
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Why is the website down? Why would it be up…?
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
YouTube channel is restored! I missed these comments 🫶
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hey folks, yes my YouTube got banned, no I don’t know what happened. 🥲 Hopefully this is just a mistake we can get fixed ASAP but all my short form content is on Tiktok/Insta in the meantime. 🫶
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
girl math: venmo money = free boy math: 5’10” = 6’ linkedin math: 2025 - 2018 + 22  = 29
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The progression of my attempts to make the perfect 8 bit mug (left to right) honestly I love sad floppy disk dude
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Javascript runs on vibes 🥺
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It only gets more real every day! 😅
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Please indulge me while I take my “breaking news” tweet to its logical conclusion 🫡
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
“AI won’t come into work hungover” what 😭
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Making thumbnails from my videos is low key the easiest job in the world 😅
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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
BREAKING: Elon Musk makes scientific breakthrough enabling him to live in alternate reality
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