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Dzee Szed 🟤

@dzeeszed.bsky.social
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Board games, technical writing, lurking. Mostly reskeet art because they deserve the reskeets. He/him.

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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like how Kathleen set this up like Jordynne and Graham are each others' mirrors
Reposted post saying that graham stark is going to magic con, followed by a reposted post saying that Jordynne Hatton is going to magic con.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Garfield looks at a picture of himself and thinks "huh, wonder who that's for"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Via @texastribune.org, the Republicans still really think that "get the public to identify our current economy with capitalism and free markets" is the way to win this election...
Rep. Roger Williams, R-Willow Park, said the contrast will be stark.

“All of us are going to get the message out,” Williams said. “It really has great timing from our standpoint, because now we can compare socialism, Marxism, communism with what Texas values are all about and American values: capitalism and free markets.”
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bigjb22 days "God I wish that were me" in a deviantart comment
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
.......I feel like this is a targeted insult at me for some reason.
A random commander card: Rosnakht, Heir of Rohgahh. A zero-one commander for a single red mana that makes another zero-one kobold whenever you target it with a spell.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A.magic the gathering card called deranged hermit, a card that puts several squirrel tokens into play, featuring a person with gray hair possibly naked with squirrels climbing all over them
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"I hold priority for the turn." "I have nothing BUT PRIORITY for this turn!"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@polygoncherub.bsky.social did they just
Comic of a storefront that reads "Cats on the block chain!" Two cool happening dudes in polo shirts and raybans discuss it and change the sign to "AI Cats".
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I mean, I don't know of any professional medium that could have hosted the pukicho doctors vs. furries debate.
Pukicho: doctor earns $140,000 a year. Furry artist on patreon earns $160,000 a year.

Trillizard420: I think you're lowballing the furry art amount to be honest.

Pukicho: I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, doctor yiff.

Trillizard420: no matter how I respond to that I don't look good, well played. I walked right into that.

Boob-a-chu: well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor so I can see that.

Pukicho: did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8 plus years in a university to give you your lung transplant Bog-dweller-official: doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

Pukicho: you will die in 7 days

Hokuto-ju-no-ken: it took doctors like 110 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was taking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

Kolbye: you could if you weren't a fucking coward 

Another tumblr user: this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You say that on a day that the board game hobby is watching a guy quit his job at one of the big board game review channels because he was simping for ICE on Facebook. Lots of people asking when the conservative guy running the channel will say anything. And this was in that guy's farewell letter.
Someone posted on Facebook last night, "How's that boot taste, Sam?" My reply is simply, "It tastes like freedom." Ever since I made the decision to step away last night while sitting in church...
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So I think this is flawed. I don't think that antiwoke pundits have a weak definition of liberalism. I think the Occam's Razor is that antiwoke pundits don't engage in good faith. Does Yglesias think woke is destroying liberalism, or is he just saying "No, it's the children who are wrong"?
Fundamentally, we have to stop understanding liberalism as a series of separate boxes labeled “state” and “market”, and understand them, as every successful movement for political and social reform has, as mutually complementary and interchangeable. Without this underpinning, any attempt at just playing the game without rewriting its rulebook is destined for ingominous failure.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So by the time I got back to reading the explanation of the subhead again, I was completely confused by who this piece was targeting. Did the kids lose their ability to think because capitalism stole their critical faculties? Did TikTok trick kids into thinking they were transes and SJWs?
The question, then, is why was there such a proliferation of thoughtlessness in American and liberal culture? The subheader for this post reads "You used to have interesting ideas and now all you do is browse the Internet”, a quote from one of the latter seasons of Lena Dunham’s Girls; the line is said to Hannah, Dunham’s character, in a moment of tension with one of her friends. In the early seasons of the show, particularly the arc where Hannah works for GQ, this is a present theme: the challenge of balancing the ability to work creatively with the mundane drudgery of daily life.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I thought that your next examples were meant as a criticism of antiwokeness, with Anderson discovering privilege discourse before wokeness did. But the citation of Fisher confused me. Are we claiming that wokeness, the opponent of systemic white privilege, only focuses on individual behavior?
In his critique of “identity politics” titled “Exiting the Vampire Castle”, writer and “thinker” (I’m not sure how to describe his background) Mark Fisher talks about the phenomenon that we now call “wokeness” at some extent (I’ve also written about it relatively recently). Fisher describes it as, basically, the progressive wing of neoliberalism: a profoundly self-obsessed movement driven by branding and self-promotion. Quoth Fisher: “The first law of the Vampires’ Castle is: individualise and privatise everything. While in theory it claims to be in favour of structural critique, in practice it never focuses on anything except individual behaviour. Some of these working class types are not terribly well brought up, and can be very rude at times. Remember: condemning individuals is always more important than paying attention to impersonal structures.”
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I scrolled back up to browse the essay again, to figure out where this all started from, and this opening made me facepalm. From my understanding, that person decrying the illiberalism of Harry Potter's critics is a terf with a podcast that platforms far-right guests...
I feel like, at this point, it’s pretty much undeniable that liberal democracy as a system of government is in terminal crisis. The United States has seen, in the past few weeks, armed agents of the state murder two civilians. The government has, largely, defended it and blamed them for insufficiently obeying their orders. Even longtime opponents of the term are starting to describe the situation as “fascist”. On a much less serious note, the New York Times had an article saying Gen Z doesn’t like Harry Potter because they reject liberalism. What’s going on?
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I take your writing in good faith, but I had difficulty figuring out what to do with this piece. I especially checked out here, where we're calling back to a time when "Democracy implied opposition to every form of double standard!" Double standards like slavery (which you mention later)?
This puts the concept of authenticity in a tough spot: it can both justify feelings of liberation and emancipation, and movements built on their opposite, frequently at the same time. To quote Christopher Lasch’s The Revolt of the Elites:

    Standards, we are told, refer to cultural hegemony of dead, white European males. Compassion compels us to recognize the injustice of imposing them on everybody else. When the ideology of compassion leads to this kind of absurdity, it is time to call it into question. Compassion has become the human face of contempt. Democracy once implied opposition to every form of double standard. Today we accept double standards—as always, a recipe for second-class citizenship—in the name of humanitarian concern. Having given up the effort to raise the general level of competence—the old meaning of democracy—we are content to institutionalize competence in the caring class, which arrogates to itself the job of looking out for everybody else.

This also opens the door to an even more interesting and even more important question: why are people incapable of achieving a “sufficient level of competence” to engage in thoughtful examination of harmful essentialist thinking?
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Okay I want a clock that actually looks like this now
A picture of an ASCII clock but the screen isn't wide enough for the entire circle of the clock so there's a line break after each line of the clock and it's squished together
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I checked my spam folder, and fucking excuse me?
Screenshot of a spam folder from Gmail showing an email about a case of State of Utah versus Google on 12/29/25, titled "Notice to consumer who made payments through the Google Play Store"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Wait, is this related to...
A comic panel from Gwenpool. Gwen is wearing a bee costume, standing in a man's bedroom, and opening a bucket full of bees.

GWEN: Gosh, Frank, seems pretty irresponsible to keep a big jar of bees under your bed for no apparent reason.

FRANK: What the (censored swear word) is this?

GWEN: It's bees.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I forgot that Awkward Zombie could go in here. Tiedrich was always the master of "facial expressions as punchlines".
An armored knight speaking to a black dragon with a saddle on its back.

KNIGHT: Oh, Minerva, we've grown a lot together, haven't we? I'm so glad to have you by my side. I know you'll always be my best friend.

A soldier calls to the knight while standing beside a large brown bird.

SOLDIER: Hey, Cherche, I found this griffon. Do you want it?

In the last panel, the dragon looks at the knight with concern as the knight stares wide-eyed at the griffon.A spearman attacks a heavily armored soldier and pierces his armor. A video game prompt reading "No damage!" appears. But the spear clearly goes through the armored soldier's shoulder. The armored soldier slowly walks forward, letting the spear slide through his shoulder, until he can stand over the spearman and stare directly into his eyes with a furious quiet power.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My Philosophy Dog tshirt is still my favorite tshirt. The adventures of the office mage and her fire elemental nephews deserve so much more love. I can't hear Elon speak without thinking "exactly three." And oh God I went looking for a strip and forgot how this one murdered board gamers.
A comic strip from three panel soul, showing the spirit of a dying woman and a large cloaked grim reaper.

WOMAN: By rights, I may challenge you to a game for my life!

REAPER: Very well. We shall play... A Study in Emerald.

WOMAN: A... what?

REAPER: I backed the kickstarter. I have to play it sometime.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Artsy abstract picture of Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Soup for my family
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I thought, wait, was there a Pokemon character named Wendy? The answer is actually "no, except for a side character who showed up once and got angry about a smoothie." So if we just retcon that into a Frosty...
A green-haired anime woman in a black uniform. The caption says "Wendy works in human resources for Team Rocket, and holds a grudge against Jessie because of something that happened years earlier. One day, they were working out together and afterwards got smoothies at the Rocket Café. Jessie left Wendy to pay for them and said, "I'll pay you back someday." While Jessie forgot this over time, Wendy never did, and thus held a constant grudge against her."
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@lyndztanica.bsky.social @susanarendt.bsky.social I was wondering why the forecast said strong storms in Houston tonight when the radar was so clear. Checked the radar forecast and uhhhhh TWC thinks it's going to hit DFW first tonight.
Radar forecast showing a line of heavy storms from San Antonio to Dallas at about 10:30 pm.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Did you see this card that made reference to the screw-up?
A magic card called preposterous proportions, a sorcery that gives creatures plus 10 plus 10 and vigilance. The flavor text says "I think you mean giant lemures, a type of malevolent spirit that... OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
As a kid in the 90s, my first deck was red/green midrange. It sucked. It was a middle schooler's cheap standard deck. But I had a copy of Final Fortune. It felt great to tap all my creatures, seemingly leaving myself open, and then drop that extra turn for the surprise win. Nostalgia value~
A magic card called Final Fortune, with the abilities, "Take another turn after this one. At the end of that turn, you lose the game."
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Hmm.
Screenshot of a Bluesky feed. Randy's post about a very detailed pornographic drawing is on top.

Below is a comic from Shen Comic with a man describing the difference between alpha men and beta men. An artist asks "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant? And the man replies "Bro I am so freaking scared of you."
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Gotta get Yaeji's hammer for twink death
Cover art of the album With A Hammer by producer Yaeji, showing a woman in a denim jacket holding a hammer with a mischievous cat-like face drawn onto it
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Where have I heard of David Sacks before?
From the linked politico article: A long table for the 30-some guests was set with top-of-the-line crystal and China. The guest list included Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, Interior Secretary Doug Burgun, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, SBA Administrator Kelly Lowfflee, Medicare and Medicaid chief Mehmet Oz, plus venture capitalist David Sacks, Palihapiyiya's partner on the "All In" podcast.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Mrs. Blue Ink at a restaurant saying "ooh that tasted expensive"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm a little more of a shocked defeated Wheeler this morning myself
Wheeler in sunglasses and an open shirt looking shocked about being forced to draw a card
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Site where you can find glory for you and your house? You mean Gowronhub?
GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE from a wide-eyed Klingon holding a knife
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@flavorjudgedraw.bsky.social so do we do (A) JJJ beating up the 1/1 heroic creature of our choice (B) JJJ enchanted with Spider Climb for obvious reasons
A Magic card named Spider Climb, which gives a creature +0/+3 and reach, showing a woman climbing the side of a tree
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I made the mistake of looking up her other replies, and... well, that's a choice.
Jerusalem Demsas: I don't view using Twitter as leisure time. I view it as part of my work & politics. I'm open to the arguments that my time doing so is wasted there, but I think if black people decide we should only do politics in places where we won't hear the N-word...
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It might also go the way of the Office key, where there are specific links related to complex hotkeys. Haven't you ever wanted to press two buttons on your keyboard to open Yammer?
From the How To Geek website: a list of commands to open specific programs or website using Shift Ctrl Alt Win and a letter, with links to Microsoft word, excel, teams, PowerPoint, outlook, Yammer, and OneNote.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Lush, "Ladykillers," 1996
Song lyrics:

Hey you, the muscles and the long hair
Telling me that women are superior to men
Most guys just don't appreciate this
You just try convincing me you're better than them
So he talks for hours about his sensitive soul
And his favourite subject is sex
I don't even think he really wanted it
But Christ, this guy's too much
(I wanna tell him)

I'm as human as the next girl
I like a bit of flattery
But I don't need your practised lines
Your school of charm mentality
So save your breath for someone else
And credit me with something more
When it comes to men like you
I know the score, I've heard it all before
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE PAUSING THE VIDEO WHEN I DID
A small dog holding a stick in its open jaws with all teeth bared and glaring at you
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I'm gonna be online later playing an MMORPG! If you wanna join my guild!
Strongbad having a webcam conversation with the lead singer of Limozeen
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Look I'm too cis and straight to really comment on trans issues but I thought at least @katie.bzky.team would appreciate this
A truck trailer for McDonald's showing an egg sandwich and the phrase "Freshly cracked for a fresh start"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Found a couple people claiming that this seemed intentional
A reddit comment that reads: Navy vet here. Army phoned it in, by design. No dress uniforms, out of step while marching, not caring at all. Upset that they have to do this on a Saturday and I don't blame them. My army Brothers and sisters deserve better than this and trust me if the army wants to look sharp, they absolutely can. It was definitely a message. Well done army!Bluesky comments from Laura Jedeed: I might be reading too much into this, but notice how all the tank guys are smiling and waving? To me it sends a clear message: you are our countrymen, and we are not your enemy. I'm not reading too much into it. A second group of tanks just passed and they were waving too. Not constantly. Not the whole time. But all of them did it at least once. I believe this is absolutely on purpose.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
• unnatural freaks of nature • lots of programmers (understands math) hmmm
Wrestler Scott Steiner doing the famous Steiner Math promo
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sonnet 144 meets Rule 34 let's goooooooo
Shakespeare's Sonnet 144

Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
Which like two spirits do suggest me still
The better angel is a man right fair,
The worser spirit a woman coloured ill.
To win me soon to hell, my female evil
Tempteth my better angel from my side,
And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
Wooing his purity with her foul pride.Wooing his purity with her foul pride.
And, whether that my angel be turn’d fiend,
Suspect I may, yet not directly tell,
But being both from me both to each friend,
I guess one angel in another’s hell.
   Yet this shall I ne’er know, but live in doubt,
   Till my bad angel fire my good one out.
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Magic the Gathering card called Stab showing someone about to put a long dagger in someone's back
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Look, I don't know how much right I have to comment on this, but you did remind me that I haven't read Oglaf in a while...
MASKED MAN: Get hydrated, ladies! You're about to lose a whole lot of moisture through your pussies!
WOMAN: Oh really? You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
MASKED MAN: Oh, I will figure it out! I will give you multiple solutions! My mind is sharp and my hands are so deft I could make a hummingbird come. I will solve your puzzle vagina down to a very well known fact.
WOMAN: (lifts her dress to reveal a penis)
MASKED MAN: (stares intently for a while) wait... Waaaait... I got this...
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I got a signed print of the original Might of Oaks by Ron Spencer. It could be fun to have the original.
Art of a gigantic squirrel standing above the trees
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Marvels Rivals subreddit dips its toes into Yugioh
Picture of three women from Marvel Rivals (I think Emma Frost, Sue Storm, and Dagger?) with the comment "POLYMERIZATION! By fusing my three Blue Eyes White Bitches together they become BLUE EYES ULTIMATE BITCH!"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I managed to find it again on Nicholson's subreddit.
A tweet by Anna: "Happy Halloween from me, the pole that blocked Jenny Nicholson's view on the Galactic Starcruiser." Jenny Nicholson replied "oh my God."A woman with shoulder length hair in a tank top, with a t-shaped piece of cardboard hung around herself in the shape of a pole from the Star Wars restaurant
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Wait a second, let me check something... NO! THEY RETCONNED ORANGUTANS TO BE APES! THEY CALLED HIM AN APE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
Magic card, Uktabi Orangutan, has the type "Creature — Ape"
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Dzee Szed 🟤 @dzeeszed.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
.........what?
The person we're complaining about says "Rogan has crossbows, flamethrowers, UFOs, workouts, dick jokes... stuff that appeals to boys and man-boys. The rightwing indoctrination gets slipped in between those offerings. The Left offers nothing as seductive or fun."
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