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the salty pecker

@dynamo-strap.bsky.social
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23 yrs, he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ alt for nsfw shit and dumbassery. sorry if i jumpscare you LOL i block liberally bc i'm a sensitive pervert. no hard feelings 18+ in bio or instant block

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あ!mi @mitsu-am5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐇の🌼
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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🔞 squid named vore @twinksquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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casillus @casillus.art · 15/09/2026
instagram story screenshot that says "i love drinking Dr. Pepper and listening to men moan"
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Techneti (🎂 in 6 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
❤️‍🔥
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
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I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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Reid @mossymountain.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Leather and Steel 🗡️🖤 #transart #transgender #nsfwart #queer #illustration #transmasc
Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to neck. They are posed head on, one hand resting on the strap of a black leather strap-on harness. The other hand is holding the hilt of a sword, pointing down. They have top surgery scars, body hair, and a bandaid on their thigh for their T-shot. They are framed in thorny vines, with some 6 pointed stars around them. The background and figure are both a ochre yellow, with black lineart offset by red
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/09/2026
magazines used to be so cool
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Hodge Podge Entourage @hodge-podge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
✨Discounts, freebies, and more!✨ We're dropping brand new inventory this evening at 7pm EST! Plus, enjoy some early Labor Day discounts - up to 40% off select items! And, to top it all off, follow and repost for a chance to win a $200 HPE gift card! Details below. 💕
a pile of sparkly silicone sex toys
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Hana, The Doggess 🦴🐾 @hanayuribashi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BEHOLD: The "Chair" Alignment chart
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🐙🔞Venus🔞 commissions: CLOSED @ultraohwormhole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
kinoga 🫶 wanted to draw them with their cock soft #nsfw #splatnsfw
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you know strip poker. what about strip 1v1's. am i cooking with this even in-universe shit feels hot like. oh wow you splatted me time to take my shirt off and try again. those thangs jiggling and shit
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
seeing someone with similar porn tastes and going to follow them but bluesky keeps glitching out and making me unfollow </3 heartbreaking
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KID ♦️🔞 COMM CLOSED @kidwma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
plz knock before opening the door HE SLEEPS NAKED… #OC #OCsky #DailyJackPost
Tiefling Jack all naked on the bed…
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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
some drawing advice that is very serious
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
nsfw artists making friends are like hey can I draw your little guy getting FUCKED
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NASTY ASS CHURROS 🔞 @spoiledchurros.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we loooove some girl on girl action im Crazy about these gay ass cephalopods <3 #nsfwart #splatnsfw
Orchid is sitting on Hunter's lap, facing the viewer. She's getting some good freaky tentacle dick action with her legs held up by the other, and a few claw marks left behind on her thighs. 
Hunter popped her knot early and didn't get it in so she's begging to be fully inside. They're both sooo flushed and blissed out heart emoji
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
people who render squid bush are the realest mf's out here. idc if you think body hair doesnt make sense for them it's fucking hot
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parsley 🌱🔞 @parsleygarde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
made a solo nsfw character meme because I’ve only ever seen relationship ones… feel free to use! no credit needed but i would love to see the filled out versions if anyone does :o) better quality in reply
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Subliminal message to artists: make the pussy hairy
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i need to squeeze big fat hairy man tits before i die. i need to squeeze big .. fat hairy m jfjkkdkflope9d9
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Em!! @emggily.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😭😭😭😭😭
A doodle of an artist in agony as the text "I WILL FINISH THIS CREATIVE PROJECT" repeats in the background.
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parsley 🌱🔞 @parsleygarde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
pollinate him!! #teratophilia (he/it, he/him)
bug flower alien fucking a human transgender man with its stamen-penis-thing
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
so hard being a gay little octopus on this island
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✨️Zombie✨️@ drawing comics @zombieisok.gay · 03/08/2026
"Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick" is actually nearly my entire thought process when I make characters and stories. Please keep this in mind when I launch my webcomic lmao
screenshot of a bsky post by @geo-no.bsky.social that reads: I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i need to finish working on that squid ink tramp stamp design BAAAADDD FUUUUCK. i've never wanted a tatt this bad in my life but at least i can take solace in the fact that it's 100% going hidden on splatsona. lmfao
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NASTY ASS CHURROS 🔞 @spoiledchurros.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
damnnn long time no posting huh. tosses my old sketches like peas at a duck pond #nsfwart #splatnsfw
hunter grinding on locke's shit from behind while also feeling them up yaylocke and hunter licking on marble's(the blue guy) meat stick at the same time hashtag teamwork
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
trying really hard not to trust how i feel about myself and my life at 2 am rn
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
dude. i need to go on testosterone BADDD
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Gas Pump Guzzler 6.0 @wynnowing.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 09/03/2026
when it works it works
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
guy when he realizes time exists and has passed
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
guhhhh my ass is. so fatigued lol. unrelatedly happy to be petsitting for my sis soon but i know my mom's going to take the opportunity to invade my privacy while i'm away :'D funnnnnnnnnn like. i get it. i'm depressed. but there's nothing else in this world that can make you lose my trust faster
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
dude. idfk. no one follows me on here so I can say what I want* but I'm still so hurt and angry over the sitch with the fish. know the intersection and nuance of victimhood and such but christ I hate feeling like all our friendships were less important than One terrible person
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
had to wait all day to make this post bc i was signed out of priv on mobile. translucent lotion is dangerous for my goofy ass bc rolling that tube to get the most pitiful squirt possible genuinely made it come out like a money shot. my ass was trying so hard not to wheeze at work
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
how i'm sitting rn
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
rattles the bars of my enclosure. i need to draw my oc's looking rustled up and hot but i don't wanna draw.... fuuuuuuuuckkkkk </3
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
misophonic ass afternoon 😔
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
still fucking crazy to me how hot our team's been doing against opps three divs above us LMFAO. the brain destroyer stays winning, just need to keep our discipline
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i have GOT to get more perverted and evil
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
dude i am so fucking. mucus
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
thinks about huntorc and explodes. i love squid/octo yuri
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i hate 🙃 this fucking shithole house with a fuck million cats so much. bum ass fucking trailer
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i'm out of fun drinky drinks what has the world come to
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
man. i'm not like. unHappy with myself, i guess. but i really wish i could start HRT....
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the salty pecker @dynamo-strap.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
who up having they identity (not lgbt) crisis 🔥🔥🔥
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