Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 12/05/20266mo post knocking my own front tooth out slipping in my own floor and catching myself with my face. Two week countdown to my permanent crown 👑 Very humbling experience? 080
Reposted by Dylan 😖Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon. 2136935879
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 07/04/2026push notification: 15 best amazon finds that deliver before 8 PM EASTERN TIME 000
Reposted by Dylan 😖dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026if you were actively trying to sabotage ICE, this is how you would do it. pack citizens into an environment that causes their cortisol levels to blow through the roof and then make these dickheads loiter around in the center of the room doing absolutely nothing to help. 28570114
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 12/03/2026daylight savings always waits until day 3 to truly kick my ass 010
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026anyone else at the “just reading aloud their ai responses but pretending they’re coming up with the thoughts” part of corporate america? 120
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 04/03/2026maybe buying another gay lil outfit will help the sense of impending doom 030
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 27/02/2026agree with this take since the right literally does not know how to create anything people actually are interested in 020
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026my favorite thing about working in corporate America is 020
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 21/02/2026ok my reels algo is 72% of the way to where my tiktok algo was. Larry Ellison works hard but autism works harder 031
Reposted by Dylan 😖derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing 211152842511
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 10/02/2026what are people talking about at the Mac Donald’s drive thru that takes so long??? 020
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 08/02/2026my straight bro friends purposefully sending me their horrible algo reels trying to infect mine. no thank you I am vaxxed 151
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 03/02/2026obviously this has been said 1000 times before but epstein truly is the last off-ramp for these supporters and that point should be communicated at every opportunity 060
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 29/01/2026whoever is pushing milk (the beverage) so hard right now that it’s in every ad are about to get a cease and desist from my lactose intolerant self 130
Dylan 😖 @dylwaters.bsky.social · 22/01/2026idk man idk how we just move past this level of evil with a new president 050
Reposted by Dylan 😖octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/01/2026i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN 81732306
Reposted by Dylan 😖Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Excited for the Conclave. 71929
Reposted by Dylan 😖JoeyJoJoShabadoo @joeyjojo-shabadoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around 71662174
Reposted by Dylan 😖Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 21/01/2026wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place 112119171277
Reposted by Dylan 😖Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Live view of the Air Force One pilot. 714283370
