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Dave Johnson

@dwjohnson.bsky.social
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Teacher. Writer. Lawyer. dschool.stanford.edu/directory/dave…

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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The chassis is bent. Shoulda been totaled after the first crash.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@radiofreetom.bsky.social great job on NPR broadcast today; Nina Kim is very good, though, on behalf of the audience, it’d’ve been good to cut off that one guy much earlier and get a question-we’re here to listen to the guest/expert, first and foremost.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
C’mon three!
static.klipy.com
Natural One Die Roll
ALT: Natural One Die Roll
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“The Gelded Era,” soon, maybe?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
fwiw @malika_andrews is a star at the desk on Wimbledon coverage. Excellent work with Andy Roddick
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So @nbcnews.com your national newscast has devolved into the breathless replay of a scroll of titillating social media video? You spent 90 seconds on shock video of a wildfire in Utah yet gave zero details about where the fire was, or is headed, or the upcoming weather? Do better.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“MASSIVE Voter Turnout”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hegseth is “a vacuous mishmash of hormones and neurotransmitters.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Will someone please check the betting markets: Polymarket, Kalshi, Wall Street
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“Well, if you don’t own a boat, man, I don’t know what to tell ya”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@evanbernick.bsky.social law.stanford.edu/event/consti...
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Constitutional Conversation with Ilan Wurman | Stanford Law School
Why did the Founders enumerate power? What did they think of executive power? Did John Marshall invent judicial review? Join us for a constitutional c
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@schumer.senate.gov : The only place where running up an impeachment effort hinders the mid-terms is in your obsolete mental model of political strategy. Make Congress GOP vote & whip them with it. Americans are already there, pal. You gotta get onboard. Don’t reinforce your reputation as a fossil.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@emollick.bsky.social will Mythos (or later) be able to hack cryptocurrencies?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🌮 🛎️
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The authors of the Constitution wholly relied on the assumption of good-faith, rational actors in national office, especially POTUS, SCOTUS, and Congressional leadership. That assumption has now failed. No better argument for putting “originalism” on the ash-heap.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Super El Niño (link n/reply)
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ToddlerDon play-acting at paying TSA:
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is writing on a piece of paper with a pen
ALT: a man in a suit is writing on a piece of paper with a pen
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“She said ‘I don't care what you do for a living.’ She said ‘I don't care what kind of car you drive.’ ‘All I want to know right now is what you believe in And what it means to you to be alive.’” -Don Henley
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@crow.house.gov Rep. Jason Crow crushing it on air just now. Speaking truth, with knowledge and wisdom, to power lacking either. 🙏🏼 Kudos to @anacabrera.bsky.social for letting him off leash, less is almost always more. Well done.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“…a bulldozer for bigger interests.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
War, Inc. @johncusack.bsky.social
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Stunningly incompetent, shockingly ignorant, staggeringly immoral, shamefully unethical, surprisingly transparent.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Re_the classic story: a young revolutionary politics scholar was sipping his cappuccino at a table on the promenade when suddenly throngs of people ran by down the street. He jumped up, his friend ask,s “where are you going?” He says, “to find out where they are going, so I can lead them!”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This is some high-caliber Potemkin security verisimilitude right here:
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Will the real Fat Shady please stand up, please stand up”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wherein Chuck votes for war:
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Name a film you would call PERFECT. Any genre. #filmsky
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Dear Algo, plug me in with sports, animals, global travel, art, law, education and ai
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is obscene
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam “Ham Sandwich” Bondi
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
deadline.com/2026/02/trum...
deadline.com
Republican Tim Scott Calls Donald Trump’s Post Of Video That Depicted The Obamas As Apes: “Most Racist Thing I’ve Seen Out Of This White House”
Scott, a Republican, called it "the most racist thing I have seen out of this White House."
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/01/2026
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
holy crap youtube.com/shorts/hyqtA...
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ICE is full of COWARDS. They are all absolute, pathetic, untrained COWARDS. DEFUND AND PROSECUTE.
YouTube video by Seth Moulton
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bilby magil @bilby-magil.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Either djt goes down like a bag of corrupt shit or the country does.
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The Globe and Mail
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Short, powerful observation: “plantation logic” ⬇️
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band: Deep Mauve
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
Post from Amanda Gorman’s Instagram that says 

amandascgorman
Minneapolis, Minnesota
For Renee Nicole Good
Killed by ICE. on January 7, 2026
by Amanda Gorman
They say she is no more, That there her absence roars, Blood-blown like a rose.
Iced wheels flinched & froze.
Now, bare riot of candles, Dark fury of flowers, Pure howling of hymns.
If for us she arose,
Somewhere, in the pitched deep of our grief, Crouches our power,
The howl where we begin,
Straining upon the edge of the crooked crater Of the worst of what we've been.
Change is only possible, & all the greater, When the labour
& bitter anger of our neighbors
Is moved by the love
* better angels of our nature.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Over/under on when JB tells us that we’re required to “house soldiers in our private homes?” constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
constitution.congress.gov
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Their only path forward (cough “Noem”) is to increase the violence (cough “Miller” cough) to prove their ‘righteousness’ (cough cough “Trump”)
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
One of two things must be true: Either Noem had, or had not, asked to see the video before unspooling her agitprop. Not sure which is worse, but doesn’t matter. Either is case-dispositive of her astonishing, willful evil.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Maduro didn’t pay?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
yo @radiofreetom.bsky.social ur up
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