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Dave Johnson

@dwjohnson.bsky.social
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Teacher. Writer. Lawyer. dschool.stanford.edu/directory/dave…

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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👀👂👆
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot steppers, lyrical gangsters…
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried man! Sold out at my local indy. Imma try kindle…
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By Wednesday
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they lack sufficient evidence to support their proposition, they surely will not accept any evidence that disproves their proposition.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“[Trump’s] random brain firings.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“They make their own electric”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Schrödinger’s 8th Amendment” @chrisgeidner.bsky.social
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s even worse now
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Herejes
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mock. Them. Mercilessly.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lofl
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Palo Alto
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda sorta…looks like Sam
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“maybe”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
go with reporters to WH gate. Court also orders the jailed lawyer’s upward report to appear, tomorrow 8:30am. If no compliance, rinse & repeat.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The lawyers for the gov’t had actual knowledge of the Order. If they failed to notify and instruct their client to comply, that’s on them. Maybe: Most senior government lawyer to show up at hearing goes to the courthouse jail. US Marshals ordered to
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Panda Eating Popcorn
ALT: Panda Eating Popcorn
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
ALT: Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, yeah, like your car payments don’t include gas, insurance, or depreciation…
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are criteria for data to generate phenomena.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Then he Venmo’d it all back)
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Antonio’s NH tbh was (relatively) benign go-to wayback (machine) in my day
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Juicero, but for water.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s the short season for elote that will kill millions.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saves them the staging, inspection and commission costs. Hard to believe that offer is open to qualified sellers in Cow Hollow, Upper Fillmore, North Beach, the Dogpatch and Potrero Hill.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The chassis is bent. Shoulda been totaled after the first crash.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was this what spawned sea lions?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Larry!
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t use AI if you’re allergic to AI.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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T-Rex Confesses 'I Killed a Man in '96'
ALT: T-Rex Confesses 'I Killed a Man in '96'
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In short, people like him.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Key problem: they are wired to treat blips on the screen as fictional.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Q: Was it actually “made” by Batman or Bruce Wayne? Was it used by 1 or 2? A: if Batman x2, state actor
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Umm Ok
ALT: Umm Ok
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Your honor, we have 204.6k witnesses to darth’s whereabouts on the night in question.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ehsciences.org/data-centers...
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Is it Safe to Live Near a Data Center? EMF Radiation Risks Explained - Environmental Health Sciences
Data centers require massive electrical infrastructure to operate. This means new high-voltage powerlines and substations, industrial facilities built close to homes and schools, that will increase el...
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyone check on EMF impact?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@google “don’t be evil.” [unpublished footnote]: “‘‘tis cool to cooperate tho.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
POTUS
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Slant fracking for bunker, probs. Another Lago Agrio tragedy.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Craps! Black Jack! Roulette! Come See! Free to Play! No Cost!
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
USDC Judge Noel Wise
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@radiofreetom.bsky.social great job on NPR broadcast today; Nina Kim is very good, though, on behalf of the audience, it’d’ve been good to cut off that one guy much earlier and get a question-we’re here to listen to the guest/expert, first and foremost.
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’re onto something
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
before or after the spin cycle?
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sweet move. Go Leafs!
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Cheating,” it droned, “is not information, it’s just a peculiarly human construct. Quaint, really. Thank you, next.”
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
C’mon three!
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Natural One Die Roll
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