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Microbiologist @ Vet School, genomics/pathogens. Views, compliments and rants are my own. ORCID: 0000-0003-0203-1305. Am trying to avoid getting politics in my mentions, science and cats OK!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 5h
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 4h
This what Reform, Tories and Blue Labour and other right-wing and left-wing shits don't like, being told they are wrong. That's why they want to leave the ECHR.
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 7h
AI: Here let me help you. Me: I don’t want your help. AI: Tada! Take a look. Me: What the fuck have you done? AI: Fixed it for you. Me: It’s now going to take longer to sort out whatever this is than if you’d just left it alone. AI: Here let me help you. Me: Please fuck off.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKvM... This scene is so reminiscent of the fight with AI. I am still hoping for the happy ending.
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Tank Chase Scene Last Crusade #indianajones #harrisonford
YouTube video by Amika Filmania
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 21h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Smartarse: I heard that gapped teeth singers are the best, so assumed a gapped CV would be best as well.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 22h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjA... Done this one in a lipsync battle with the students. I scared them.
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Linkin Park - One Step Closer [Official Music Video] [Full HD] [Lyrics In Description]
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is! 😅🎶🤣
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Room Next Door - Kemi Badenoch
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The Room Next Door - Kemi Badenoch
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He is first thinking about his own employment.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It does not solve the problem of multiple comparisons, this is what false discovery rates are for. And having another hallucinating theft machine doing the debunking? That is exponentially hallucinating.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Your stats would have to be adapted as unleashing 1000 AI agents is like p-hacking/data dredging. If you torture a dataset long enough, it will confess to anything. Especially if the AI-agents do the torturing.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂 I had mine last wednesday. Felt tired for the next few days when cycling, and a sore arm. Have had worse.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Any player on a "special" or double contract should be suspended immediately. Probably means their whole team.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City bought the referee as well? Elliot Anderson should already have 3 yellows by now, but he only givea 2 soft ones to Gravenberch.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Make an Epstein sticker that fits?
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They were 6 min late renewing it... 😇
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately, the cat from the neighbours will cross the rainbow bridge Monday. They won't take on a new cat, so donated the food to Meg. Meg is not displeased, it is the good stuff with the gravy (she demolishes it) Will share it with my sister-in-law as they have four feline mouths to feed! 😺
Miaowing tuxie cat next to two boxes and a bag full of yummie cat food
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Ákos T Kovács @evolvedbiofilm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Metabolomics in microbiology: interrogating microbial physiology and interactions Mini-review in mBio journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202... I ordered that sink hole ages ago. When is it going to engulf the Home Office? These bastards need a taste of their own medicine.
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Surgeon faces deportation as Home Office revokes refugee status for Syrians
UK classifies Syria as safe to return to despite UN refugee body’s advice
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let my toddler pick the birthday card for his friend and he wanted to get the one with the cat 😝
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSO... I bought the DVD of it a few years ago. Partially for Jane Fonda and the hormonally-driven young boy somewhere hiding in me, partially for Durand Durand coining the band name, and partially because it is such a camp bit of fun. I mean, this scene is so funny.
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Sex pills | Barbarella 1968
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Small blessings 😂
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When I watch late 80s and 90s episodes of TOTP, I see even worse... 😇
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To each other, yes, but this was against outside non-famous musicians who were royally screwed by Fleetwood.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjn7... 1976 is also the year where this came out. About Mick Fleetwood being a nasty liar...
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Stretch - Why Did You Do It | The Story Behind The Song | Top 2000 a gogo
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, the native people from Greenland have some views on governmental Danish ethics, like forcibly removing children from parents there.
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Neither club deserved anything, very poor quality. Smart goals, but that's about it.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Couple of minutes later when he was booked. I did LOL when Solanke scored. Have no preference for either club, but I like underdogs.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Studs on the ankle of Van Hecke, very clearly intentional.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Fernandes could also have been given red, he purposefully targeted his studs into Van Hecke's ankle. Nasty.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shaw should have seen red as well. That is violent behaviour. The referee is crap, VAR as well.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... His only defence could be "Palantir is trying to frame me". But wow, what a <bleep>. And stupid,using a work phone for that???
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Palantir AI probe leads to Met Police volunteer chief's dismissal
Special chief officer James Deller copied intimate images on to his work phone, AI monitoring finds.
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂Brilliant
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 09/10/2026
HOW IS THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR RATS ACTUALLY 'RATTUS RATTUS' It sounds like something I'd come up with on a Friday afternoon. "Fuck it, Rattus Rattus. Pub?"
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Liv’n Each Day Liberal @liveitlearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Meg loves her mats very much.
Tuxie asleep on her cat mats
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@craftycow.bsky.social belated pics of how much of a hit the cat mats are with the 4 moggies of my brother and his wife. I just want to snooze myself now 😇
Tortie sharing her cat mat with toysTortie snoozing on her cat matTuxie snooze.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is a great name for laughs!
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattus_... The Stranglers went for the brown rat, aka common rat, street rat, sewer rat etc
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Rattus Norvegicus (album) - Wikipedia
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Richard Sever @richardsever.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“After thoroughly re-evaluating the video…and consulting with our judging panel, Nikon has determined the winning video did not comply with the competition rules” Hard to see this as anything other than the correct decision ht @christlet.bsky.social www.nikonsmallworld.com/news/nikon-s...
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Nikon Small World in Motion Video Statement | News | Nikon Small World
An update from Nikon Small World regarding the 2026 Small World in Motion first-place winning video: After thoroughly re-evaluating the video and supporting materials and consulting with members of…
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It should not be interpreted as a judgment of the entrant's professional reputation, scientific contributions, or intent." Actually, it does, especially by not admitting to it.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who would want to be an editor this way?
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every day, another abusive AI assault on science. My early retirement date gets moved forward again and again. If it goes on, I will have retired yesterday soon.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And some screening is needed, as the Greens have just found out what damage a corbynista influx can cause.
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More "Blue Labour" frothing careerists? I would want to see a very public, unequivocal change in their stance, and they can go to the back of the queue to avoid them just doing it for their own income, at the expense of people that have been working within the party.
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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In 1997, friends and I went to see the "Wehrmachtsausstellung" (Vernichtungskrieg. Verbrechen der Wehrmacht 1941 bis 1944) in Munich. While the exhibition had serious flaws, it was a necessary confrontation with the myth of the "clean" Wehrmacht and a neccessary watershed moment. I remember
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bought and sold. The greedy mouthpiece speaks.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Dutchscientist (the real one) @dutchscientist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Neither google nor duckduckgo has a hit on the word. Can I monetize it?
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