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Dutchie

@dutchieh.bsky.social
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Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty. Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.

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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You're the best. Everyone loves you. You're going to live forever." #ElderAbuse #ToxicNatalie
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And this is an example of the Thucydides Trap:
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhitePrivellege 😆
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can someone explain to me how “skyrocketing price of brisket” is different from “inflation”? And please note, I’m a trained economist, so you may need to go deep. Maybe @justinwolfers.bsky.social?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The trade economy of the ICC will be devastated at the tariffs… 😶
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The economy is a tight-rope walker, finely balanced and trying to move forward. Trump is the a-hole throwing progressively larger and larger fruit at them for shts and giggles. Also, he just had the safety net removed.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had to replace the windshield washer fluid in mine today… 🙄 #MoneyPit
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump Admin: “High oil/gas prices are Biden’s fault” Also: “We could stop the cause of high oil/gas prices any time we want”
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump Admin: a bunch of guys that are Penilephiles.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Buffalo Bills' home opener more than 60,000 NFL fans stood together as the iconic Canadian band Barenaked Ladies performed "O Canada", marking the first time in franchise history that the Canadian national anthem was performed at a Bills home opener.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you have one of these @ashlieweeks.bsky.social?
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New cat species identified in Bolivian forest, first in more than a century
Called Tilcayo by local communities, it is smaller than the average domestic cat
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To Blue Voting Americans: The way you feel about Sen. Fetterman, is how Canada, Mexico, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and more feel about your whole country right now. Betrayed and confused as to why. #USPoli #CDNPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DJT: “I have the power to make everything you don’t like better, but only after the election if you give me the same control over the levers of power I have now…
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Liz Birdsworth: That Is The Best I Can Do
ALT: Liz Birdsworth: That Is The Best I Can Do
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Senator Susan Collins warning that Canada seeking stronger relations with the EU is a harm to our relationship with the USA is serious Abuser Energy. “You’re not to have any friends but me!” #CDNPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pierre Polievre and the Canadian Conservative Party taking a strong, brave stance against EU restrictions on Canada’s sovereignty, something that is not and cannot be on the table (EU constitution forbids it) I suspect they’ll declare themselves against law breaking activities soon. #CDNPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am Kevin. ✊
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No Canadian would open with this statement, it’s too direct and rude. We’re fucking thinking it all the time though.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel*: "Applicants who have engaged in murder means they were victims of murder because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving." *presumably
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#SydneySweeney tried one acting role that didn’t rely on her being a very attractive woman, and it didn’t do well. Her response? “Fck it, nude ads for sports betting” I hope she’s making lots of money now, because it’s gonna be a long, tough road to being taken seriously as an actor.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look, look, @fakehistoryhunter.net, he’s still wearing drab clothing! Must be method acting.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, JD, it’s racist when you assume the cause is certain groups of people based on skin and culture and not because the highest marginal tax rate has come down so far the government is too starved of funds to keep it from getting ‘dirtier and poorer’.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Phm Rocky
ALT: Phm Rocky
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burns.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
News Pundit Chuck Todd is sponsored by Fan Duel? WTF?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ah, shit, I need to burn my BlueSky account...
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“40,000 🇨🇦 Canadian Soldiers, 153 of whom died, fought with us after 911. They weren’t attacked. WE were attacked, but they sent their troops to go fight with us.” The way the Felon has treated our Canadian friends, we are not worthy of their friendship. His actions are disgusting and disgraceful.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got this for my uncle in the Netherlands. It’s a global message.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, it couldn't. Unless it has the power to repeal Supply/Demand dynamics.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The last CDN bank failures were two small oil-focused outfits 41 years ago. In America, meanwhile:
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Righteous Right: We must protect women’s sports as a place for real women to be safe and excel Also: Only lesbians watch or play women’s sports.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Know is a complete sentence and, frankly, a lifestyle.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most Americans didn't support Trump's tariffs on Canada. And more Americans approved of Mark Carney's retaliation than disapproved.⁣ ⁣ Americans are siding with Canadians against their own government's trade policy. That tells you something about how badly this played. youtu.be/pO8b9CzyEdU
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today’s reading nook:
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“We’re investigating whether cash registers, pay checks and your bank account are all being manipulated by the Chinese to make you think you’re broke” - MAGA Scalise
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This attitude is going to lead to a rebirth of ball and cup as the major entertainment of the masses
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Chalkzone Chalk Zone
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RFK Jr, on any typical Saturday night.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There’s nothing magical about the building. If he refuses to leave, that doesn’t make him still President. He’ll be a squatter in government housing without a job. The new President can preside from a corner table at Denny’s just as legitimately.
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Aaron @the-aero-engineer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If it weren’t for Gavin’s page, I wouldn’t know shit about half the EVs out there we can’t get in the US
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 30/08/2026
I would have changed that to 60-70 year life, but still, good meme.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The time traveling dietitian [📹 funnyordie] Original post
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ottawa City Council voted unanimously to begin the process of renaming “Trump Ave” to “Obama Ave”. Let it be written… Let it be done! #CanadaTrolling 🇨🇦🫶🏻🇨🇦
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Barrack Obama Happy Smiling
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Blue Rodeo @bluerodeo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you are unable to attend tonight's show, don't worry, we have you covered! Join us on YouTube as we broadcast from the RBC Amphitheatre. Watch here - shorturl.at/tyArl (Link will go live at showtime)
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The True #Trump Names for the #GreatLakes:
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Terms of Vassalization have dropped
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Pro transparency Prim8 @prim-8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.bnnbloomberg.ca/business/202... “Producing that amount of metal requires about 40 million megawatt-hours of energy, the equivalent of five Hoover Dams or the electricity consumption of 466 data centres, says Simard. Canada relies on abundant, clean hydroelectric energy to power its smelters.”
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Most of U.S. aluminum comes from Canada. Industry says ‘good luck’ replacing it
Canada’s aluminum industry is not worried about U.S. tariffs continuing into the new year.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should rename Trump Tower “I don’t think people care about the name of a building. I do think people care about fair housing.”
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trevor Noah gonna get himself a sweet $2,250.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Counterpoint: doing a nothing and pretending it’s a something is the surest way to advertise you got nothing. #CDNPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PM Mark Carney correctly uses the word hydronym Pres. Trump incorrectly uses the non-word Covfefe. Our leaders are not the same. #CDNPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only from the southern side. From up here, it is HOMES. Always will be.
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