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Dutchie

@dutchieh.bsky.social
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Loki's companion. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty. Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.

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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 32m
Elizabethan, Edwardian… it’s all the same, right?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 3h
He hasn’t made y’all poor enough yet that you can’t afford buying stuff from other people. But he’s on track to get there!
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 3h
He hasn’t made y’all poor enough yet that you can’t afford buying stuff from other people. But he’s on track to get there!
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 17h
Getting harder to see the upside of getting a degree from this ‘prestigious’ institution. Pretty much cemented its reputation as a predator mill with this incident.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 18h
Of all the Jesus Fucking Christ moments, this is the Jesus Fucking Christiest.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 18h
Of all the Jesus Fucking Christ moments, this is the Jesus Fucking Christiest.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 19h
Game attracts game.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking new ground for former GOP Admin members.
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Rosemary WCTH: Not Easy Being a Trailblazer
ALT: Rosemary WCTH: Not Easy Being a Trailblazer
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Accurate. Abominally Irradiated Slop.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those who can't do, overreach.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
☝️ This one.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, tried to get the kid to watch with me but she didn’t find it interesting.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Dark Crystal Skektsi
ALT: The Dark Crystal Skektsi
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Spooky Savings Time shenanigans are going to get the president to post your cell number.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three faces of Ev(ans) #USPoli
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫱💀🫲
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CON: Digital slave remembers EVERYTHING you do on the net, and isn’t loyal to you.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lady Anticamouflage
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Black Widow: Such a Poser
ALT: Black Widow: Such a Poser
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*fucking 9-year-old troll
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Both of them?!?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Denzel Washington: Whew! Thank God
ALT: Denzel Washington: Whew! Thank God
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Were there pants included in the Coffee Shop story…?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how big is your bra that it takes a day to walk around it?😶
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
$0.30 for each ad blocked is a very good deal.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does a rabbit without pants need a belt?
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOP Rep. Moore: "Richard Nixon was a loser who voluntarily quit for no good reason."
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How silly, the meme is Six7
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When we knew what this actually represented
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Keeps Calling Me By The Wrong Name The Spy I Only Met The Once At HR Orientation And Keeps Suggesting We Get Lunch Even Though I Don't Really Feel We Made a Connection
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Personal Support Workers aren’t being AI’d out of existence.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only recommended if you have very quick exit-the-truck skills
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“From time to time… when the truth matters” There are times the truth doesn’t matter, per Jared.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is fucking used as a verb here or an emphasis filler? Because those are very different conversations depending on how that one word is used.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ally
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have zero game"
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth: "No fatties, beardos or weirdos."
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth: "No fatties, beardos or weirdos."
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
umm... no solid plans but I will be 5,550 kms away.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His hard drive fell victim to the testosterone injections It’s a common side-effect.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mild to Medium Gouda.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/dutc...
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
given the Aussie flag towel at his waist... probably the coach. If not, that's one flagrantly biased ref.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Title: A Man's Violence on a Woman
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/dutc...
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard pass on the 100 duckpowered horses.
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Jurassic Park: Girl & Compsognathus Swarm
ALT: Jurassic Park: Girl & Compsognathus Swarm
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chipotle makes it almost impossible for the 5% of us that rightfully detest cilantro to eat their food. Rice? No, we mixed devil weed into it Limited time chicken? Nope Corn salsa? Nuh-unh Tomato salsa? Get outta here.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hot Ones going in a new direction next season…
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Edris Reacts to Hot Pepper
ALT: Edris Reacts to Hot Pepper
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it was fake then he was a loser quitter when he resigned for no valid reason.
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Dutchie @dutchieh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donnie’s a closet Talarican.
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