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DustinYourEyes

@dustinyoureyes.bsky.social
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33. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter. Punsmith, science gangster, competitive degenerate. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.

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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 2h
Three parts I Am Your Beast, Two parts Teardown, One part STOP, HAMMER TIME. Shake, strain, serve over ice.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 3h
Exactly 💯
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Adam Pritchett @ajpritchett.bsky.social · 3h
Had to try out my new silly goose toast rack on Sunday morning for breakfast🪿
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 3h
In Today's "YOU'RE GETTING OLD" News:
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Chris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 17h
screenshot of escapist website article. 
Bobby Kotick Wants to Take the Fun Out of Making Games (edit crossed out games in red and put shows in bold red) 
by Andy Chalk
Last Updated On: Sep 15, 2009

This article is over 17 years old and may contain outdated information
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Activision CEO Bobby Kotick has a real knack for words: At a recent conference in San Francisco he said that one of his goals when he became head of the company was to “take all the fun out of making videogames.”

No, that’s not taken out of context. I’m as much a fan of attention-grabbing headlines...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Glass Palette Bot @bullseyepalettebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Split Complimentary palette with 001176 Peacock Blue Trans, 001311 Cranberry Pink Trans, and 000034 Light Peach Cream Opal
A circle split into three pie slices making a Split Complimentary palette with the colors: 001176 Peacock Blue Trans, 001311 Cranberry Pink Trans, and 000034 Light Peach Cream Opal
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shot: Something is Wrong with the Library Chaser: @writnelson.bsky.social pulls an Uno Reverse on @spiritualsucc.bsky.social and actually announces Austin Powers: Lady Sandwich
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ELTON JOHN GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hypothetical: For April Fool's Day 2027, two bands are going to have a Cover Battle and release one recording each that is a cover of any original song created by the other band (no covers-of-covers allowed). Which bands and which songs do you pick?
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USAGI 🐇 @usagiboots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫵🫵🫵
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pouring out an orange soda for a fallen homie.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bro's on a Bone Hurting Juice Cleanse...
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Flared base, I mean flared VASE" is a Hail Mary save bro holy shit
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bone Hurting Juice Cleanse
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
trans people, you need to live long enough to piss on the bodies of those who tried to kill you. then keep living
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LET'S GET READY TO "AY CA-RUMBLE!"
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just devoured it, and it was EXACTLY as delicious as it sounds.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slept in. Showered. Got bored. Told myself to "fuck off and get lost". Took that literally. Went for a drive. Now I'm having a day trip in Grand Rapids, Ohio.
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mattrified - Play HAFO @mattrified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll do a more official announcement trailer tomorrow, but #HAFO 's #demo is officially live on #Steam and #itch.io !!! store.steampowered.com/app/4105600/... & mattrified.itch.io/hafo It is a demo but def. still a work in progress, so expected updates to the demo from now until the launch.
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HAFO: Horse Around, Find Out on Steam
Take control of an elite equine warrior and defeat the jobber jockeys who dare to stand in your way! Fight to the finish line using fierce foreleg punches and heavy hind-leg kicks. HAFO isn't your gra...
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill Cipher would like to violently emerge from a hole in your face, chosen at random, at your location.
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Hey, it’s Jak! @jakmonx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You’ll be seeing S.T.A.R.S. once you take a bite out of this delicious meal!” Here’s my final for the Resident Evil 30th Anniversary Zine! 🥪 #4//itchytastyfanzine #ResidentEvil #REBH30th
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End-of-Stream Closing Thoughts: The first Control game is about the transition from freedom to confinement. The second Control game is about the transition from confinement to freedom. What does it mean to be emotionally close in a world where closeness gets you killed and distance keeps you safe?
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LittleFire @littlefireee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meet my Threshold Kid I made for Wills Control Resonant stream. Multiple days and many hours went into hand sculpting the clay and hand sewing the outfit. She is cute and Im so proud of her! AND LOOK AT HER HOODIE!!! @remedygames.com @willovergard.bsky.social
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me you're on the OCD spectrum without telling me you're on the OCD spectrum. Found an ingrown nose hair today.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[When a chill's on the] [breeze while you're mispronouncing] [trees: SIH-CAH-MOH-RAY.] #haiku #poetry
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bills paid, dinner eaten, caffeinated beverage in the cupholder... Time for a smooth jazz night cruise.
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814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meddle not in the taxi fares of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with Branston Pickle.
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Tony🫘 @mcdeathbruger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When men do it, it's called "holy", when women do it, it's called "wicked" Fuck religion.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#PSA
FOR THE LAST TIME…

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't talk to me, or my Clickamon Toast Crunch son, ever again. @strangescaffold.bsky.social
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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DustinYourEyes @dustinyoureyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I was expecting ghosts as guilt and trauma, not a cocaine line of body horror" is officially in the running for 'BlueSky's Best No-Context Statement of 2026' because holy fuck, what a vivid mental picture that sentence paints all on its own.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Lisa Gerrish 💙 @gerrishlisa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Macklemore said “What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage," he argued and referenced Kraft saying “When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention." www.aol.com/articles/mac...
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Macklemore announces 'Free Palestine Tour' as he delivers brutal 8-word blow to Ed Sheeran - AOL
Rapper Macklemore announced his upcoming tour dates on social media in the aftermath of getting kicked out of Ed Sheeran's tour due to his controversial comments
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Will Overgard 🔥#1 Wanted: Dead Fan @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
This picture is 14 years old and might be the single best shot I've ever been in:
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 24/09/2026
Happy Thursday. Give 'em hell. 😈
Godlevel:
You gotta wall in rooms like God sent you
bakwaaas:
as a punishment
[Image of Lestat walking]
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I ask you: would it be possible for the very wealthy to pull off an insulting fraud like “cancel culture” - an all-channels bullshit-Krakatoa, plunging the world into a nuclear winter of hateful reactionary cruelty and idiocy - if the referees were not bent, and the commentators were not bought?
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