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Durtaz

@durtaz.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Durtaz/Braden! I like tabletop games, particularly MtG and D&D. (He/She/They, 26)

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's not "magical Christmasland (derogatory)" if you build your deck to be the north pole and engineer the conditions for Christmasland to occur.
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
GAY MORNING MAGIC
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EDHREC @edhrec.com · 09/06/2025
Long-time artist for Magic: The Gathering, Karl Kopinski, suffered a stroke earlier this year. An auction to support his recovery is live today. By @wolfsrunphoto.com edhrec.com/articles/art...
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Art Auction to Benefit Magic Artist Goes Live | EDHREC
Long-time artist for Magic: The Gathering, Karl Kopinski, suffered a stroke earlier this year. An auction to support his recovery is live today.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I’m too curious to just scroll past this.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I find my Newfoundlands tend to drool fair amount, actually!
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Tori of the Vast @toriofthevast.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
GREAT DAY TO BE A @tiddypills.bsky.social FAN LFG
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ValerieFatality, Who Lusts for Death @valeriefatality.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I can hear the lesbians panicking already
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Darkly funny that vaccines have worked so well for so long that folks have straight forgotten what it means to catch a real disease that could kill you instead of mildly inconvenience you.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
NO, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THIS. Using Falco to remove counters from the Summons is such a sicko mode plan.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Look man, until every trans person in America can live their fucking lives like a normal, unmolested by society, person without being questioned or even glanced at sideways, let's cool on the victory banners, yeah?
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Thinking about the first rare I ever opened. I was very confused, and very excited. Plus the foiling was quite nice. Thought it was amazing, then terrible, and then back to amazing.
Phantasmal Image
1U
Creature - Illusion
You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
0/0
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MM3 • EN NILS HAMM
™ & © 2017 Wizards of the Coast
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Back on my bullshit baybeeeee. Totally didn’t just delete a 300 character post about social media and love of the Magic community. Honestly, “back on my bullshit” seems sums it up enough!!
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
While also contacting politicians, to be clear.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s brutal out here. I can only cope (building Azorius Flying themed decks) so much. Anyways here’s me rebuilding Vega the Watcher with instant/sorcery flying token makers.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That’s Wheeler spelled with a notably upper-case W.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Stay safe or stay prepared, gamers. The choice is yours.
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Erik, Friend of the Dolls @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Paging @durtaz.bsky.social
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thank you. 🙏
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Screaming, crying, laughing, dancing, stealing, coughing, breathing deeply to calm myself down.
Gonti, Night Minister
2BB
Legendary Creature - Aetherborn Rogue /5
Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.
3/4
R 0087
DFT • EN A SCOTT M. FISCHER
TM & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
:O
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Update: still no aetherborn spoiled. Morale is low.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
So I deleted everything twitter related today. Feels good. Feels real good.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ah yes! The sacred texts. The holy scriptures. Also known in order as the father, son, holy spirit, and holy shit, respectfully.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Real as hell for this.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
So real.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hyped!
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Headcanoning this to be a Muragandan ooze that the Keelhaulers picked up because they liked the cut of its jib
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Brujaja, Child of None @brujajagaming.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Jazal Goldmane appreciation post. #MagicTheGathering
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The REAL white craterhoof 🫡
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Um… probably all of them. Yeah, all the artifacts. Hell yeah.
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PowrDragn @powrdragn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Y'all I just heard someone refer to Cybertrucks as Swastikars and I'm dying. 😂
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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Revealed by Gamerbraves. A card I kind of love I am not going to lie. This has the potential for shenanigans in the right brew. #MTGAetherdrift
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Dana Roach @danaroach.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m genuinely shocked Hashaton doesn’t have some mechanism baked in to let you discard creature cards, and/or rerun them to your hand since that seems to be their preferred design these days. I like how this design actually wants you to brew a little.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Alright they did it! Pack it up, MtG is over! We did it, guys! We got the 4 mana tutor mage… hold on… WHAT THE FUC– /s
Transit Mage
2U
Creature - Human Wizard
When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 4 or 5, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"Remember: You can take the wheel if you want, but I choose the music.
U 0070
DFT • EN MARK POOLE
2/2
™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
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Carlos, Ravnican Artist COMS OPEN @ravnicanartist.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Know what I think I'll listen to some deadmau5 today
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Genuinely, most of the time.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Edge of Eternities, because I’m hoping for some more Marit Lage type stuff!
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Lúl Rýzooo @itsreallycj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
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cdlane.bsky.social @cdlane.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
first they came for the mimes. and i said nothing. because i am a mime.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh, but this is the thopter stuff that I’m excited about. I can confirm that I am going to be rebuilding Sai, Master Thopterist. I keep doing so, then using the pieces elsewhere, so I think at this point I’ll control myself better and keep the deck around for quite some time. Sai is so cool!
Stridehangar Automaton
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Artifact Creature - Construct
Thopters you control get +1/+1.
If one or more artifact tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying are created instead.
"Avishkar greets the Multiverse with an open hand, but do not assume we are defenseless."
Pia Nalaar
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DRC • EN AARON 1. RILEY
TM & © 2025 Wizards of the CoastThopter Fabricator
2U
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Crew 2
Every camera had a backup, and every backup had a backup, and every backup's backup had a backup, too.
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DFT • EN RACRUEL
TM & 0 2025 Wizards of the CoastSai, Master Thopterist
2U
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
M 19
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
1•, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
"Industry without artistry is just a fancy way to fill the junkyard."
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M19 • EN ADAM PAQUETTE
TM & C 2018 Wizards of the Coast
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The vibe I wish to bring to the function 😊💕
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .
ALT: a man is holding a baseball bat on his shoulder .
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was about to go off about Aetherdrift’s cool couple pieces of thopter support, but I checked the spoiler list and there are still… NO. AETHERBORN. SPOILED. I pray to the powers that be that we get at least one. Or like a new Gonti, as they are the one who is putting together the whole event?
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Gagic: the Mathering.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I had never considered such a thing… this changes… so much… into so little.
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hold on, are we all agreeing that the issue at hand happens to be skill?!?!
Nezahal, Primal Tide
5UU
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
Nezahal, Primal Tide can't be countered.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, draw a card.
Discard three cards: Exile Nezahal.
Return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
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RIX • EN SAM BURLEY
TM & © 2018 Wizards of the CoastMyrkul, Lord of Bones
4UBG
Legendary Creature - God
As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul, Lord of Bones has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.
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CLB • EN ISIS
7/5
TM & © 2022 Wizards of the CoastArcanis the Omnipotent
3UUU
Legendary Creature - Wizard
e: Draw three cards.
6: Return Arcanis the
Omnipotent to its owner's hand.
He has journeyed where none have been before. Now he returns to ensure that none follow.
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DR •EN TUSTIN SWEET
IM & © 2023 Wizards of the CoastBrudiclad, Telchor Engineer
4UR
Legendary Artifact Creature - Artificer
Creature tokens you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
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2XM • EN • DAARKEN
™ & 2020 Wizards of the Coast
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It took me WAY too long to realize this was a deck showcase and not “these are some cards”. Sure enough, those sure are lot of fellow humans, huh?
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Wait, this is just a 1/1 for 1? That thing is HUGE!
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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sugar gliders are a type of possum, but no one really thinks of them like that. I don’t really know how I feel about it, but it is technically correct, which I hear from some is the best kind of correct.
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